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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-11-2014, 10:07 PM

I thought you said shamans were too.....I do not see them n this list!
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-11-2014, 10:22 PM

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I thought you said shamans were too.....I do not see them n this list!
What on earth are you talking about? The Vampires, Witches and Pagans Party includes shamans. Shamans are pagans, are they not? I don't think you're trying to find any truth, rather just trying to troll, and failing miserably.
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-11-2014, 10:52 PM

Sorry about my excessive posting ma'am Facebook is just being boring.....so I really have nothing else to do! Anyway I am not really a pagan I am LDS.....
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-11-2014, 11:04 PM

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o! Anyway I am not really a pagan I am LDS.....
Explain the difference Mr I-Become-a-New-Adam-When-I-Die.



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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 06-11-2014, 11:11 PM

You mean ms. For the last time I am female.....not male..And no I am not a polygamy wife
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I am not really a pagan I am LDS.....
Mormoons are pagans, you idiotic girl!


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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 04-27-2016, 06:21 AM

Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.
Do you feel the not saved-ness rolling off me in waves?

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane.
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Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.
Hahahahahahaha. For your information I have not been possessed or sold my soul.
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Rebuke Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 04-27-2016, 06:55 AM

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Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.
Do you feel the not saved-ness rolling off me in waves?

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane.
Bull
Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.
Hahahahahahaha. For your information I have not been possessed or sold my soul.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Dear Clarity,

This is one of the weirdest attempts to impersonate a True Christian™ pastor ever. Are you actually trying to make us believe that you are our dear Pastor Billy-Reuben after the ungodly phenomenon of metempsychosis? That is most implausible. As for the witches, the issue is not contested. It may well be that you are sincere in your delusion of being possession-free but that is not the case. Also in secular mental pathology, many people have anosognosia and that is even more true when it comes to Spiritual Diseases.

Galatians 5:20
Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,


The above verse reveals that witchcraft by definition includes also other characteristics that exclude a person from entering Heaven. It would be recommended that you reconsider your position and choose Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

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