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Prayer Another victory for Christians: Even atheism relies on the Bible! - 10-16-2016, 03:52 AM

Trash your Harry Potter junk, the Bible is the only book we need! Even atheists need it. They don't think so, but their lies are actually Biblical truths (twisted versions of course)

Atheists Believe in Jesus: Some think that atheists simply do not believe in God. The truth is, they really do. An atheist is a person who is so angry at God for creating them and setting rules, that they deny His existence.

EVOLUTION relies on the Bible: Yes, you read that correctly. One of the greatest lies ever told originated from the Bible. I'm not saying that the Bible SUPPORTS evolution, but when Charles Darwin made up his little story, he got his idea from twisting scripture.

HERE is a picture of Chuck's theory:


Charles was not a True Christian™ and therefore didn't know the correct interperetation of the Bible. He got his idea from Genesis 1:21

When you put these three in order, God created fish (and birds) first. He then created animals (Genesis 1:25) and created men afterwards (Genesis 1:26-28)
Evolution may be completely wrong, but it at least has some tie-ins with the Bible. In the theory, it starts with a fish, then it gets legs and turns in to an animal, and then turns into a human. Did you hear that atheists? Even your little theory needed the Bible for it to exist! And I'm still not done.

The "Big Bang" also relies on the Bible: God didn't need clay, or tools, or a paintbrush, or a chisel to make the world. God simply said something, and BANG! It happened, because God is powerful! Now of course there were multiple bangs, but atheists still need to get ideas for their little stories from the Bible.

God Himself created your false "gods": Whatever you atheists worship, God created it. He created Darwin, Dawkins, and any other person you worship. He created the gold you use to create your booda or whatever statue you think made the world. It all goes back to Genesis, where it's made VERY clear that God made the ENTIRE earth and everything in it.

Try arguing with THAT, atheists!


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Love Jesus Re: Another victory for Christians: Even atheism relies on the Bible! - 10-16-2016, 12:54 PM

Another victory for the cross!
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Default Re: Another victory for Christians: Even atheism relies on the Bible! - 10-19-2016, 04:41 AM

The very word "atheist" is the word "theist" with the prefix "a", meaning "not".

You can't very well say "not" without specifying what the something it isn't is. Therefore, you can't have an atheist without a theist telling him what he doesn't believe.


How would an atheist possibly know he's not a believer without a believer to not be?


Proof that God exists and created people to believe in Him. Even the ones who don't believe in God should thank God for giving them something to not believe in.


Without God, they would be nihilists.


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Default Re: Another victory for Christians: Even atheism relies on the Bible! - 10-20-2016, 06:19 PM

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The very word "atheist" is the word "theist" with the prefix "a", meaning "not".

You can't very well say "not" without specifying what the something it isn't is. Therefore, you can't have an atheist without a theist telling him what he doesn't believe.


How would an atheist possibly know he's not a believer without a believer to not be?


Proof that God exists and created people to believe in Him. Even the ones who don't believe in God should thank God for giving them something to not believe in.


Without God, they would be nihilists.


QEDingly Yours,


Handmaiden
Amen! Jesus wins again!


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