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Thumbs up Ben Carson endorses miracle cure for cancer, autism and even aids. - 11-03-2015, 06:19 AM

Ben Carson endorses Ambrotose to a convention of Mannatech salespeople. Mannatech is a multi-level marketing firm that can cure cancer, aids or autism.

Dr. Ben was diagnosed with prostate cancer at a relatively young age. Fortunately, being a famous and well respected doctor, he got the highest standard of care anyone could get in the USA. (We should all strive to become doctors and not be lazy McDonald's welfare bums living off Obamacare.) In the aftermath of his diagnosis, people started sending him hundreds of different herbal remedies. He says he could have started a store, but one person told him about a miracle cure. And now he came back and probably out of the kindness of his heart and told his testimony of how Ambrotose cured him.

Here he starts speaking about his prostate cancer diagnosis.

https://youtu.be/ekSvMpbPsUI?t=155

Here he begins speaking about the product itself and how it cured him of cancer! This stuff must be Jesus in a bottle!

https://youtu.be/ekSvMpbPsUI?t=470

It's got glyconutrients. What are glyconutrients? It's got what your body craves and they can fix anything.

You all even have the opportunity to sell this miraculous product with Dr. Ben. But you'll want to get your hands on this stuff first.

You can buy 120 grams of this miracle cure for only $125. That is only a fraction of the cost of chemotherapy or surgery and I am sure it works just as well. And if not, it was all a part of God's plan.

I wonder how Dr. Ben got the glyconutrients to his prostate. Did he swallow them or was there a funnel, a mallet and Mrs. Carson included?

But wait, there's more stuff you can buy from Dr. Ben.
You can purchase 120 capsules of glyconutrients from tree bark for only $52!

And you'll want your brain to work better after buying the other two items. For that, there's Nutriverus. It's got glyconutrients for your brain. And it's on sale for only $49!! You can really tell Dr. Ben takes a lot of this stuff.

And you can too. If Dr. Ben is any indication, Nutriverus will make you as smart as a neurosurgeon.

So buy lots of this stuff! It's gotta be good for you.


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Default Re: Ben Carson endorses miracle cure for cancer, autism and even aids. - 11-04-2015, 12:00 PM

He seems to have the smarts and the business savvy, and I particularly like his 9-9-9 tax plan, which would save me the taxpayer about 220k a year. I just hope the boy can ride out the inevitable sex scandals that seem to plague his kind. In 2012 that's what brought him down. Boy sure can make a pizza tho.



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Default Re: Ben Carson endorses miracle cure for cancer, autism and even aids. - 11-04-2015, 10:40 PM

I have a miracle cure that actually works: prayer!

Matthew 21:22: And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.


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Default Re: Ben Carson endorses miracle cure for cancer, autism and even aids. - 11-05-2015, 04:25 AM

He's a well behaved jig. Not as clean as Obama, but pretty clean for a coon.


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Default Re: Ben Carson endorses miracle cure for cancer, autism and even aids. - 11-28-2015, 07:49 AM

I agree.... @CrankyOldMan
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Default Re: Ben Carson endorses miracle cure for cancer, autism and even aids. - 11-28-2015, 09:03 AM

I always have a baggie of this stuff on hand for the boys. It smells awful but you can't really smell it after the second or third snort. The only side effect I can find is it will definitely numb the back of your throat and completely eliminate any gag reflex you have, which is very helpful if you have trouble swallowing.


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Default Re: Ben Carson endorses miracle cure for cancer, autism and even aids. - 11-28-2015, 07:38 PM

I have noticed in my study of white people that they always scoff at the scientific advancements of the Black man. In my home country which is Jamaica we are well aware of the medicinal properties of tree bark teas. With them we can cure any ailment. If applied to the skin in several doses some will cure whiteness. Some teas will kill the lice that get in the dreads. Some teas are able to cure a toothache. Some teas will cure athletes foot and cancer. Even Black people in Babylon are aware of these facts. Dr. Ben Carson is a scientist trained by white scientists even though he seems to know nothing of a sound board. He knows about tree bark because he is a Black man and a scientist. This is a bit off the subject but I have also noticed that Dr. Ben Carson talks like the white people at the Methodist School in Kingston.


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Default Re: Ben Carson endorses miracle cure for cancer, autism and even aids. - 12-08-2015, 06:04 PM

I've heard Carson talk, and I'm sorry but obviously the man is in the early stages of dementia. Even the evil news media knows this but are afraid of offending other crips & mental cases. (<- disabled, what a phony term!)

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