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Jesus Indisputable Proof of Creation - 11-01-2016, 01:35 PM

All an intelligent man needs to do is read the wonderful and time-tested book of Genesis from any King James 1611 Holy Bible to know how this world was formed and how humans began in inhabit God's creation.


As a certified equine gnathologist, recent veterinary quiz passer, and future PhD holder, it never ceases to amaze me just how many ignorant people there are in this world who will believe anything without scientific proof. Just as God said in His Word that He made the Heavens and the Earth, God also said that there would be people who would turn away from the truth (Matthew 24:10). I have read the book of Genesis hundreds of times over the years, and not ONCE have I found anything that contradicts science. Not ONCE have I found anything that disproves creation.


I am reminded of the story of a man whose upbringing was quite secular. Let's call him Dick. Dick chose to believe the Holy Bible was just a set of fairy stories written by men instead of believing the truth: the Holy Bible is God's Own Word, written by inspiration of the Holy Ghost for guidance and reproof (2 Timothy 3:16). What greater proof does one need than to look to the Bible's own pages? Still, Dick was the victim of his parents' lack of true love for him, allowing him to stay home on Sunday instead of worshipping the LORD GOD, allowing him to date girls without a chaperone, even allowing him to be so intimate as to kiss a girl on her mouth while their younger son was in the same room (I apologize for this pornographic scene).


Dick was killed at the young age of 69 when a truck carrying bananas crossed the center line, flipped 20 times, and came to rest on Dick's 86 Yugo. The driver of the banana truck survived; he was reading his Bible when he lost control but the LORD saved him because of his faithfulness. The Yugo's AM radio was tuned to a secular channel that was broadcasting a program about evolution. I won't say more about that, because the implications are staggering.


Upon hearing of the death of Dick, his younger brother began to explore the correlation between creation science and the development of the rare black rhinoceros. He found a lot of correlation! Job 39 has been interpreted by some as referring to the unicorn while others insist this scripture speaks of the black rhinoceros. Skeptics claim that the rhino does not live in Israel. Well, I would like to point out that neither do I, but that doesn't mean I do not exist. You cannot dispute that argument, since you are reading what I write at this moment. Neither, then, can you dispute the correlation between creation science and the development of the black rhinoceros.


As a certified equine gnathologist, I looked into the dental records of over 38 black rhinos and discovered a chilling fact: there are very few dental records available for black rhinos. This is, no doubt, a conspiracy of the evolutionists to hide something important about the truth of the Bible. It is yet one more attempt by the devil to try and disprove the Genesis account of creation. It is one more effort by the enemy to lead souls to the fires of hell.


As I continue my studies toward my PhD in Creation Science, I will share here my findings - and I promise they will be just as intriguing as this one has been. I ask you to please pray for Elmer White, my mentor, that his knowledge will continue to flow; that what is inside him will also come into my head, and that I will use this knowledge for the GLORY of our wonderful LORD, SAVIOR, and CREATOR. Amen? Amen!


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Default Re: Indisputable Proof of Creation - 11-01-2016, 11:57 PM

This is chilling, Brother! I wonder, in your vast research (I imagine you used both Google and Bing), have you concluded that this missing information is due to a conspiracy by secular scientists to hide it so they don't lose their jobs, or because Satan has hid it to thwart the faithful?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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