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Old 12-30-2014, 03:20 AM
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Brothers in Christ, I rest my case. The fact that so many false Christian devil churches like the Episcopalians allow female "pastors" to lead their flock of blasphemers just proves the point I have been making from my pulpit for years: Satan is working hard to rule the world.

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Bishop Heather Cook, Maryland’s first female Episcopal bishop and second highest ranking official in the Episcopal Diocese of Maryland, has been identified as the driver in a fatal hit and run of a bicyclist in Baltimore this weekend.

According to reports, Bishop Cook initially fled the scene after striking Tom Palermo on December 27 with her Subaru SUV. However, after being chased down by other bicyclists, Cook returned to the scene of the accident 20 minutes later.

In an email to the clergy of the Episcopal Diocese of Maryland, the Right Rev. Eugene Taylor Sutton identified the driver of the car involved in the fatal bicycle crash as Bishop Heather Elizabeth Cook. In the email Bishop Sutton wrote:

I am distressed to announce that Bishop Heather E. Cook was involved in a traffic accident Saturday afternoon, Dec. 27, that resulted in the death of bicyclist Thomas Palermo, 41.

Bishop Sutton also confirmed reports that Bishop Cook did leave the scene of the accident, as police and witnesses have reported.

Cook, who was ordained in September as Bishop Suffragan, the second highest rank in the Episcopal Diocese of Maryland, did not sustain any injuries in the accident, although pictures of her vehicle depict the aftermath of a horrific and unmistakable collision.

Raw Story reports that in 2010, Bishop Cook was arrested after she was found driving with a blood-alcohol level of .27, three times the legal limit. At the time of her arrest, police found bottles of whiskey and wine, as well as a marijuana pipe. The drug charges against her were eventually dropped in 2012, and she received a “probation without judgement” on the driving under the influence charge.

The victim, 41-year-old Thomas Palermo, was still alive when police arrived at the scene. He was then transferred to Sinai Hospital where he died of his injuries. He was known as a bicycle builder, a father and a friend to many.

A local cycling group known as “Bikemore” issued a statement urging police “to hold the driver who killed Tom accountable for her actions.” The following is an excerpt from that statement:

Our thoughts are with the family and friends of Tom Palermo, who was killed while riding his bicycle on Roland Avenue. Tom was a passionate bicycle builder, a father, and a friend to many people who ride bicycles in Baltimore.

While details of the crash are still emerging, we know the driver of the car involved initially fled the scene, leaving Tom to die on the street…

Currently the crime is under investigation, and police have not yet filed any charges against Bishop Cook.
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God's works often fill me with wonder. Sometimes, you just have to step back and admire the complications of His plan. God has used this incident to bring down two people on His smite list with one mighty blow.

On the one hand we have a false pastor; a woman, a dope fiend, a drinker of strong whiskey and a false Christian. Her pride was great and now she is brought low. Glory!

The victim was one of those godless wretches who likes to ride a bicycle among the cars and trucks on the street, the ones you are often tempted to run down on general principles anyway. He was justly punished for his crimes against the traffic flow. As usual, his heathenish friends call for revenge, as they always do when one of their number is flattened by a car. Eventually, the Lord will get them all.
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God's works often fill me with wonder. Sometimes, you just have to step back and admire the complications of His plan. God has used this incident to bring down two people on His smite list with one mighty blow.

On the one hand we have a false pastor; a woman, a dope fiend, a drinker of strong whiskey and a false Christian. Her pride was great and now she is brought low. Glory!

The victim was one of those godless wretches who likes to ride a bicycle among the cars and trucks on the street, the ones you are often tempted to run down on general principles anyway. He was justly punished for his crimes against the traffic flow. As usual, his heathenish friends call for revenge, as they always do when one of their number is flattened by a car. Eventually, the Lord will get them all.
Yes, he was indeed without God. They released a picture of his bicycle. Notice how it says EVEL on it! (They misspelled Evil to throw us off, but we all know what it means!)
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That isn't a bike a man should ride.

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Amen! And also a bike The Son of Man® should ride...I can picture The Savior descending from Heaven on just such a vehicle, upon a glorious cloud of exhaust fumes, when He returns!

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I agree. The bike he was riding is not masculine at all. But I was just posting the picture that the Associated Press released.
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[1 Timothy 3:1-7 KJV] 1 This [is] a true saying, If a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work. 2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; 3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous; 4 One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity; 5 (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?) 6 Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil. 7 Moreover he must have a good report of them which are without; lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.

Only the Whiskeypalians would think that Heather Crook meets the Biblical standard. Then again, the Whiskeypalians have rewritten God's Law to say simply, "Thou shalt not use the wrong fork for salad."
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One great thing in this story is to notice, how weak weapons Satan gives to his sorceress.

"According to reports, Bishop Cook initially fled the scene after striking Tom Palermo on December 27 with her Subaru SUV. However, after being chased down by other bicyclists, Cook returned to the scene of the accident 20 minutes later."

Subaru SUV. Bicyclists chased her down in 20 minutes.

God's warriors have much more powerful weapons. Like this.

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Yes, he was indeed without God. They released a picture of his bicycle. Notice how it says EVEL on it! (They misspelled Evil to throw us off, but we all know what it means!)

The article said he was 41. Did they mean to say 14? I don't see how an adult could fit on that bicycle. Was he a midget?
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The article said he was 41. Did they mean to say 14? I don't see how an adult could fit on that bicycle. Was he a midget?
No, he was 41. And yes, I agree that at 41 year old man shouldn't be riding a bike that looks like that. But the sad truth is that he was, indeed, riding that Evel (Evil) bike. Perhaps he was a Pedophile, which makes actually makes more sense as to why God would smite him.
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When I saw the bike, I wondered if he was a circus clown or even a dwarf. If so then perhaps God was acting with His usual efficiency, wiping out one abomination while at the same time disgracing another (the false bishopette).
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Being a Bishop of a big outfit like that has to be a pressure-filled job. Not something a woman can handle.

Everyone at LBC knows she would have either drown in a pool of tears or run over someone on a bicycle. Turned out to be the latter.

Or, maybe she was weeping hysterically and didn't see him.
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Personally, I don't believe women should be allowed to drive for just that reason - they're far too emotional and irrational.
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Personally, I don't believe women should be allowed to drive for just that reason - they're far too emotional and irrational.
You are so right - she should not be allowed to drive! I mean, if a bunch of people on bikes can catch up with an SUV (as stated in the story), how good of a driver can you be??? Was she driving 5 mph???
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When I saw the bike, I wondered if he was a circus clown or even a dwarf. If so then perhaps God was acting with His usual efficiency, wiping out one abomination while at the same time disgracing another (the false bishopette).
Dear Joanna, Several people have commented that this man might have been a dwarf, due to the picture of the bicycle he was riding. Maybe you all are correct. The Associated Press has not released a picture of this man yet, so we don't know. But that would make perfect sense. He was probably an evel (evil) dwarf and pedophile. And, like you suggested, he could have dressed as a clown to attract young boys. Sick perverted heathen! Oh well, he's burning in hell now. So we can all Praise Jesus!
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Personally, I don't believe women should be allowed to drive for just that reason - they're far too emotional and irrational.
You're so right, dear. Our female brains can't handle the complexities of driving. That's what chauffeurs and delivery services are for.
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No, he was 41. And yes, I agree that at 41 year old man shouldn't be riding a bike that looks like that. But the sad truth is that he was, indeed, riding that Evel (Evil) bike. Perhaps he was a Pedophile, which makes actually makes more sense as to why God would smite him.


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