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Default Lies Mooselimbs Tell About Jesus - 04-10-2017, 05:53 AM



Those camel jockeys lie all the time. In fact, they are taught to lie. They call it, taqiyya.


Look at these smirking smelly billy goats. They look soooooo guilty.


Jesus most certainly said he was God. John 10:30 "I and my father are one." It doesn't get any clearer than that. After Jesus said that the Jews started throwing stones at him. The Jews knew what Jesus met and so do the Mooslimbs.


Those libtards in socialist Europe passed laws saying nobody can tell the truth about Islam and if they do tell the truth, they get thrown in jail for hate speech.


Any criticism of Christianity is hate speech and we need to create laws or President Trump should issue and executive order making all form of apostasy a crime. America should be something like a theocracy.


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Default Re: Lies Mooselimbs Tell About Jesus - 04-10-2017, 10:37 AM

Why not think about how god created all things with a plan and purpose and not be so mean to those who are just doing what god designed them to do?

Have you ever thought that god designed the arabs to be the way they are so that Christians would love each other more?

Maybe the only way good Christians can get along is if there is another culture to hate? God want's us all to love each other so maybe giving good people someone to hate is god's way of promoting love?

When YOU peddle hate the only thing you do is go against god's want for us all to get along in harmony.

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Why not think about how god created all things with a plan and purpose and not be so mean to those who are just doing what god designed them to do?

Have you ever thought that god designed the arabs to be the way they are so that Christians would love each other more?

Maybe the only way good Christians can get along is if there is another culture to hate? God want's us all to love each other so maybe giving good people someone to hate is god's way of promoting love?

When YOU peddle hate the only thing you do is go against god's want for us all to get along in harmony.

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Have you actually read the Bible?


I love the Mooselimbs in Christ but that does not mean I should tolerate them or not cheer when President Trump unleashes hellfire on them in the form of a drone attack or a few strategic nukes.


You will have plenty of Mooselimbs to fornicate in the fires of hell with when you go there. I think you may even like it there... you and all the other Liebrul harlots.


Ezekiel 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.


Ezekiel 23:19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.

Ezekiel 23 says that Egyptian men have huge tally-whackers. It says the men were hung like asses. I bet you like that.


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Have you actually read the Bible?


I love the Mooselimbs in Christ but that does not mean I should tolerate them or not cheer when President Trump unleashes hellfire on them in the form of a drone attack or a few strategic nukes.


You will have plenty of Mooselimbs to fornicate in the fires of hell with when you go there. I think you may even like it there... you and all the other Liebrul harlots.


Ezekiel 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.


Ezekiel 23:19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.

Ezekiel 23 says that Egyptian men have huge tally-whackers. It says the men were hung like asses. I bet you like that.


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Default Re: Lies Mooselimbs Tell About Jesus - 04-11-2017, 03:42 AM

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Why not think about how god created all things with a plan and purpose and not be so mean to those who are just doing what god designed them to do?
There seem to be a few problems here. Firstly what about those who are just doing the opposite of what God designed them to do?
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Default Re: Lies Mooselimbs Tell About Jesus - 04-11-2017, 05:36 AM

I know one way to wipe those smirking smiles off those mooselimb faces - a barrage of Tomahawk cruise missiles fired off in their general direction.


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President Trump should issue and executive order making all form of apostasy a crime.
Dear Sword,


While I understand that your heart is in the right place please explain how this would work. If nobody was allowed to apostate themselves then just how would the Jews, Mooslimbs, Hindaloos, Buddyists, Tree Huggers, Odinists, etc. become True Christians?


Just askin' like.


Matthew 22:46


“And no man was able to answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day forth ask him any more questions.”


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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I know one way to wipe those smirking smiles off those mooselimb faces - a barrage of Tomahawk cruise missiles fired off in their general direction.

Brother William,


I just saw on the Fox News that there is someone called Jones that is saying that Tomahawk Missiles are offensive to Native Americans.


I, of course, think that this is absurd as the name just shows how much the injuns have done for us all and how it illuminates their culture.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Lies Mooselimbs Tell About Jesus - 04-20-2017, 06:45 PM

Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit s.ex, no g.ambling, no d.rugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( triple w ( d . o . t ) asitis ( d . o . t ) c . o . m {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, s.ex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.
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" hare Krishna... hare rama "




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I like my hare deep fried, well done and crispy. I don't know about where you live, but around here those hares can have parasites.


As for the rest of that nonsense: I have no idea what in the world you want, why you are here or what you mean by all that. We are Christian here, come together for fellowship and praise. What do you want?


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I don't understand how people can believe in anything then the Christian God. Especially the muslims and the jews. Look the jews believe in a God that let the holocaust happen. So they believe in something that cleary hates them. The muslims believe in allah and look how the U.S dropped the mother of bombs on their heads. So cleary muslims believe in something that hates them. And the real God is so much loving and he helps the ones that believe in Him. Like the real God gave us the U.S.A so we can drop bombs on those that love what hates them. It's the logic of the universe concentrated in the holy Bible.
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Default Re: Lies Mooselimbs Tell About Jesus - 04-22-2017, 08:29 AM

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Lots of inane drivel

Dear Poppdom,


It is obvious that you an Indian, not a Red Indian from America, but a brown one from Islamisbad or Calcutta.


I couldn't understand a word of your manic rant so haven't read it. You need to Get With God not some elephant.


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Practical Explanation . . . what proof do you have . . .
Dear Lanolin, you speak of "proof" (it was one of your few readable sentences) and then go onto post an elongated string of coughed up hairballs mixed up with clumps of dust bunnies. The only thing that you have proven is your inability to communicate coherent thought.


Please get a Bible and read it -- and maybe a writing tutor.


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Why not think about how god created all things with a plan and purpose and not be so mean to those who are just doing what god designed them to do?

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Why not think about how god created all things with a plan and purpose and not be so mean to those who are just doing what god designed them to do?

Have you ever thought that god designed the arabs to be the way they are so that Christians would love each other more?

Maybe the only way good Christians can get along is if there is another culture to hate? God want's us all to love each other so maybe giving good people someone to hate is god's way of promoting love?

When YOU peddle hate the only thing you do is go against god's want for us all to get along in harmony.

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So, there is no free will..
God has designed us to have free-will.

But you have missed her point entirely. Perhaps you could respond to that?


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Why not think about how god created all things with a plan and purpose and not be so mean to those who are just doing what god designed them to do?

Have you ever thought that god designed the arabs to be the way they are so that Christians would love each other more?

Maybe the only way good Christians can get along is if there is another culture to hate? God want's us all to love each other so maybe giving good people someone to hate is god's way of promoting love?

When YOU peddle hate the only thing you do is go against god's want for us all to get along in harmony.

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Default Re: Lies Mooselimbs Tell About Jesus - 04-24-2017, 09:51 AM

I found this little gem and just had to laugh. How are they going to go to paradise?


Three ISIS fighters 'are killed by rampaging wild BOARS' near Iraqi farmland


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I found this little gem and just had to laugh. How are they going to go to paradise?


Three ISIS fighters 'are killed by rampaging wild BOARS' near Iraqi farmland
Praise Jesus... And who ever said that God doesn't have a great sense of humor and a flair for satire?
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Default Re: Lies Mooselimbs Tell About Jesus - 04-26-2017, 04:41 AM

Another type of lying is called Kitman. We know that they consider Jews subject to some sort of reverse evolution because we have read their q.ran but when the mohammedan denies this, that's a lie.

Either a lie about what the q.ran actually says.
Or a lie about having read it, which by professing Islam the mohammedan is expected to have done. Here is one reference:


al-Ma'idah The Flood . look up
5:57 O Ye who believe! Choose not for guardians such of those who received the Scripture before you, and of the disbelievers, as make a jest and sport of your religion. But keep your duty to Allah if ye are true believers.
58 And when ye call to prayer they take it for a jest and sport. That is because they are a folk who understand not.
59 Say: O People of the Scripture! Do ye blame us for aught else than that we believe in Allah and that which is revealed unto us and that which was revealed aforetime, and because most of you are evil-livers ?
60 Shall I tell thee of a worse (case) than theirs for retribution with Allah ? (Worse is the case of him) whom Allah hath cursed, him on whom His wrath hath fallen and of whose sort Allah hath turned some to apes and swine, and who serveth idols. Such are in worse plight and further astray from the plain road.
61 When they come unto you (Muslims), they say: We believe; but they came in unbelief and they went out in the same; and Allah knoweth best what they were hiding.
62 And thou seest many of them vying one with another in sin and transgression and their devouring of illicit gain. Verily evil is what they do.
63 Why do not the rabbis and the priests forbid their evil-speaking and their devouring of illicit gain ? Verily evil is their handiwork.
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Another type of lying is called Kitman. We know that they consider Jews subject to some sort of reverse evolution because we have read their q.ran but when the mohammedan denies this, that's a lie.

Either a lie about what the q.ran actually says.
Or a lie about having read it, which by professing Islam the mohammedan is expected to have done. Here is one reference:


al-Ma'idah The Flood . look up
5:57 O Ye who believe! Choose not for guardians such of those who received the Scripture before you, and of the disbelievers, as make a jest and sport of your religion. But keep your duty to Allah if ye are true believers.
58 And when ye call to prayer they take it for a jest and sport. That is because they are a folk who understand not.
59 Say: O People of the Scripture! Do ye blame us for aught else than that we believe in Allah and that which is revealed unto us and that which was revealed aforetime, and because most of you are evil-livers ?
60 Shall I tell thee of a worse (case) than theirs for retribution with Allah ? (Worse is the case of him) whom Allah hath cursed, him on whom His wrath hath fallen and of whose sort Allah hath turned some to apes and swine, and who serveth idols. Such are in worse plight and further astray from the plain road.
61 When they come unto you (Muslims), they say: We believe; but they came in unbelief and they went out in the same; and Allah knoweth best what they were hiding.
62 And thou seest many of them vying one with another in sin and transgression and their devouring of illicit gain. Verily evil is what they do.
63 Why do not the rabbis and the priests forbid their evil-speaking and their devouring of illicit gain ? Verily evil is their handiwork.


Dear Sister Mitza,


So what you are saying is that they are all busy trying "each other"?


Surely this is great news and will eventually help us rid the earth of this scourge.


Isaiah 28:15


“Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:”



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