In accordance with the eternal outstretched arms of Our Saviour, a particularly vile piece of human trash will be released from Quarantine in approx. 1 hour.
Do not be afraid, you are safe. Extra staff and security will be on hand. This is a trial period and bozo will be returned to Quarantine in 24 hours. Do not hesitate to call a Pastor or security should he cause any trouble. If he blows his chance, Christ will immediately spit in his face and send him to everlasting torment.
Sincerely,
Management
Do not be afraid, you are safe. Extra staff and security will be on hand. This is a trial period and bozo will be returned to Quarantine in 24 hours. Do not hesitate to call a Pastor or security should he cause any trouble. If he blows his chance, Christ will immediately spit in his face and send him to everlasting torment.
Sincerely,
Management
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