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  • #1

    Skiing, gate way to sodomy

    Brethren,

    As you have all been long aware Landover Baptist, Jesus favorite Church, as prohibited it's members from skiing under threat of instant expulsion from our TRUE Christian(tm) community. That is because skiing directly leads to rampaging homosexuality. The tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles and skies drives the skier into a sodomistic rampage from which no man is safe.

    Just look at the decadent skiing hell holes like Colorado Springs, no place fit for a decent Christian. We have all seen Pastor Zeke’s extensive report on them. Skiers are gay, each and every one of them without exception.

    Jesus hates skiers and so should you.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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  • #2
    Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

    Amen brother. Why else did Suzy Chapstick need to keep her lips lubricated at all times?

    The worst are the so-called "free-style" skiers. These are the homosexuals who hang smoke dope and try to pass themselves of as real skiers. Most of the people who call themselves free-style skiers have never actually been on a pair of skis.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    • #3
      Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
      Amen brother. Why else did Suzy Chapstick need to keep her lips lubricated at all times?

      The worst are the so-called "free-style" skiers. These are the homosexuals who hang smoke dope and try to pass themselves of as real skiers. Most of the people who call themselves free-style skiers have never actually been on a pair of skis.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      "Free-style" doubtless refers to the various positions they use during gay sex Pastor. PRAISE JESUS Iowa doesn't suffer from that kind of vermin. They sound like the kind of male whores Ted Haggard was butt humping.

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      • #4
        Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

        Amen Brothers. It doesn't get any more homersexual than this.
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        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #5
          Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Amen Brothers. It doesn't get any more homersexual than this.
          I don't know about that. I think I have a challenger. He looks like a spastic flailing his arms around.
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          • #6
            Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

            Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post

            I don't know about that. I think I have a challenger. He looks like a spastic flailing his arms around.
            Gosh Pastor, maybe that's because he doesn't have a friend in Jesus!
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • #7
              Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

              Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
              Gosh Pastor, maybe that's because he doesn't have a friend in Jesus!
              The Otto Bond impostor skis?

              That explains SO MUCH.
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              • #8
                Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                I don't know about that. I think I have a challenger. He looks like a spastic flailing his arms around.
                I have to admit, Pastor, that this one looks even more retarded indeed.

                Proverbs 26:1
                As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                  What I want to know is, why do these obvious Sodomites feel the need to attach pieces of wood to their feet?
                  There is absolutely no mention in The Bible of Pilgrims coming down the Mountain with planks of wood firmly fixed to their feet.
                  Sandals were always good enough for Jesus and thet are certainly good enough for me.

                  These people are mocking Christians everywhere.

                  Jesus Weeps.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                  • #10
                    Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                    Indeed Sister. We don't read about Moses coming down from Mount Sinai on a snowboard, do we now? I guess they must have forgotten to put that in my KJV.


                    Furthermore, I've done some investigating, and it seems that the this "sport" was invented by no other than the CHINKS!

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                    No surprise there.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                      If one happens to live near a ski town, the week to go on vacation is "Gay Ski Week". Every mountain has them. It's usually near mardigras.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy






                        arent these funny teeh-hee-hee

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                        • #13
                          Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                          Originally posted by ns retaliate69 View Post
                          arent these funny teeh-hee-hee
                          In the sense they are gay.

                          It won't be funny sinner when Satan is tossing you around on his barbed pole.

                          REPENT before it is too late.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                            well if there is skiing there im game

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                            • #15
                              Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                              Hahah skiiers smoke the coolest shit and ski the biggest hits, we rule....

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