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  • The Landover Baptist Manual for Rapture and Beyond: The Time Has Come!

    ***IMPORTANT NOTICE***
    Rapture Manual® now also available as a pdf download on the Landover Baptist Church Homepage!

    Fellow True Christians™,

    The Landover Baptist Rapture Preparation Committee has finally almost finished its work. After decades of intensive Bible Study, the principal timeline of the Rapture and the following pivotal events have been unraveled and the results are now being published in the form of a practical guide to those who will meet Jesus in the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4:17). We'll be assessing the pivotal issues of

    • What to wear?
    • Can you see those writhing in Hell?
    • When to go to the lookout spot?
    • What will happen on Earth?
    • Where are the most entertaining Tribulations going to be?
    • And MUCH more!

    Obviously, many questions about the exact minutiae of the events will remain in obscurity until in Heaven, but we are confident that by following the instructions of our Manual, you'll be able to enjoy all the main attractions of Tribulations, sinners descending into Hell, Signs, Seals and Trumpets without too much distraction and haste. The publication of all our materials will take a few weeks so, please, let us pray that Jesus will not announce the Rapture prematurely! You can print out the Manual and carry it around wherever you go, as we know that Jesus will come unannounced.

    2 Peter 3:10
    But the day of the Lord will come as a
    thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

    Without further ado, it is our pleasure to present you...



    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

    Please, stay tuned for updates and don't forget that we'll be switching to the celestial server immediately after Rapture and we can provide you with important updates also whilst in Heaven!
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Luke 17:34-36
    I tell you, in that night there shall be two [men] in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. Two [women] shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two [men] shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.



    1 Thessalonians 4:17
    Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
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      Revelation 21:4
      And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.





      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • #4
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        Luke 13:28
        There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.



        Matthew 25:30
        And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.


        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • #5
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          Revelation 7:17
          For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.




          Isaiah 65:25
          The wolf and the lamb shall feed together, and the lion shall eat straw like the bullock: and dust shall be the serpent's meat. They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain, saith the LORD.


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            Stay tuned for updates during the next few weeks. There'll be a lot of exciting stuff to study, including the details of the decimation of the third of all living Creatures as Jesus' Wrath descends upon those left behind. We're doing our utmost to have the next section published in time before the End of Days! In case you're Raptured before that, don't panic, we'll use the Celestial Server in Heaven to post the updates.

            Revelation 8:9
            And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

            (You can imagine the stench of all the dead fish and how those left behind will gag and vomit helplessly while we're chilling and being fed by Jesus!)

            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post



              Amen Brother! I have handkerchiefs for Jesus' use at the ready! They're made of the finest silk and laced by hand! I don't dare embroider my initials on them, as I don't know if my New Name will have the same initials as my Current Name (Revelation 2:17). I don't want to be presumptuous, you know. He may have a really amazing, fantastic name for me, like Delicate Flower Of Eternal Beauty, or Faithful Servant Favored Queen, or Susan! I always liked the name Susan. Surely He knows that. But I won't be disappointed, no matter what. I await this adventure with the most fervent anticipation!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                Now the FUN begins! Please study the following pages very carefully! The more you know beforehand, the easier it's gonna be for you to find the right spot to watch the Tribulations that Jesus sends to those who did not have the common sense of believing the Whole Bible, who rejected Jesus!

                Revelation 6:1-2
                And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.






                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  Revelation 6:2
                  And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.




                  Revelation 6:3-4
                  And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse [that was] red: and [power] was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.




                  Revelation 6:5-6
                  And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a denarius, and three measures of barley for a denarius; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.




                  Revelation 6:7-8
                  And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.




                  Revelation 6:9-11
                  And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held: And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth? And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellow servants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they [were], should be fulfilled.




                  Revelation 6:12
                  And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;




                  Revelation 8:1-2
                  And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.





                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    1 Corinthians 15:52
                    In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.





                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                      Revelation 8:7
                      The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.




                      Revelation 8:8-9
                      And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.




                      Revelation 8:10-11
                      And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.




                      Revelation 8:12
                      And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.




                      Revelation 9:3
                      And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.




                      Revelation 9:18
                      By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.




                      Revelation 11:15
                      And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.





                      Verily, It is gonna be party time after the seventh Trumpet. Jesus has worked very hard but there's more to come. Stay tuned! The next phase of the Tribulations is gonna be AWESOME!!




                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                        Revelation 16:1
                        And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth.





                        Yours in Christ,

                        Elmer
                        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                          Revelation 16:2
                          And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image.



                          Revelation 16:3
                          And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea.



                          Revelation 16:4
                          And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.




                          Revelation 16:8-9
                          And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.




                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                            1 John 2:22
                            Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.




                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                              Revelation 16:10-11
                              And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain, And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.


                              Revelation 16:14
                              For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.



                              Revelation 16:17
                              And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done.




                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
                              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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