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Question What should I do? - 07-27-2014, 05:27 PM

I have recently been getting attacked (verbally) for my 'overly violent' practices. My house was being robbed once and I shot the robber so many times it took weeks to identify his body. My neighbors hate my beautiful Confederate flag outside on my porch, and they say they're 'on to me' and are trying to pin the blame on me for the murder (by burning) of several faggots.
Of course it WAS me, I was giving them a taste of hellfire, but the police here are so uptight liberal monkey worshipers that I might get in trouble as if I killed a human. What should I do? I don't want to retreat, but I am failing to make my neighbors see the godly way of life. Instead they vote for that Kenyan ape Obama and vote for female politicians who will just screw up (I know that it's not their fault, as they are just women).


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Default Re: What should I do? - 07-27-2014, 05:35 PM

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I have recently been getting attacked (verbally) for my 'overly violent' practices. My house was being robbed once and I shot the robber so many times it took weeks to identify his body. My neighbors hate my beautiful Confederate flag outside on my porch, and they say they're 'on to me' and are trying to pin the blame on me for the murder (by burning) of several faggots.
Of course it WAS me, I was giving them a taste of hellfire, but the police here are so uptight liberal monkey worshipers that I might get in trouble as if I killed a human. What should I do? I don't want to retreat, but I am failing to make my neighbors see the godly way of life. Instead they vote for that Kenyan ape Obama and vote for female politicians who will just screw up (I know that it's not their fault, as they are just women).
You have one thing to remember Luke6:22, the rest is just icing on the cake.

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Smile Re: What should I do? - 07-27-2014, 06:02 PM

Thank you for your reassurance. I was going a little bit crazy all alone, much like how the last person on Earth would feel. Of course, being crazy is a choice, much like your calendar, or being gay, so it was only a figure of speech.


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Default Re: What should I do? - 07-27-2014, 09:44 PM

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and are trying to pin the blame on me for the murder (by burning) of several faggots.
Of course it WAS me, I was giving them a taste of hellfire, but the police here are so uptight liberal monkey worshipers that I might get in trouble as if I killed a human.
Why the hate, friend? Why not appeal to the Holy Ghost for the kind of longsuffering needed to endure preaching the Love of God when the vile sodomites continue to harass Christ by persecuting True Christians™ (2 Corinthians 6:4-6)? You can do all sorts of kind and compassionate things to show the Love of Christ to those who would rather find various bodily orifices to poke and inseminate. Some creative, law-abiding examples that don't make Christians look like terrorists is showing some of the natural consequences of embracing sodomy in a Christian society.
You have to think outside the box dear, if you want to convert the disgusting sinners into embracing a relationship with Jesus Christ (no homo). Try kindness, dear. You know what they say about catching more flies with honey than vinegar.



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