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Default Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke! - 07-16-2014, 03:04 AM

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Does this have anything to do with cows and free milk?

If you haven't been to the Altar by now he is never going to put a ring on it!




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How dare you! He put a ring on it 8 years ago.

It's just taking him a while to find the time to actually walk down the isle. He's a very busy and very important man. He is GOD'S favorite Pastor! That's all. You'll see. YOU"LL ALL SEE!


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Default Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke! - 07-16-2014, 03:11 AM

I'm thinking we should declare Pastor Zeke's Birthday a holiday in Freehold. He is, of course, bigger than little Freehold. But, government recognition of him needs to be established and Freehold is the best place to start.

Happy Birthday to a great Christian leader.


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Default Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke! - 07-16-2014, 04:47 AM

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We got a few calls...those weren't "ruffians"....they were undercover cops doing a stakeout.

Was this salon by any chance at a place called "The Midnight Sun Motel" ? ?
Hey, I think we're getting a little off track here. Let's put the focus back where it belongs:

ZEKE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!






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