Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Godly Politics
Reload this Page What campaign issues are most important to you?
Godly Politics Republican, Libertarian, Constitution Party, Christian Restoration Party welcome. No liberals or Demonrats allowed.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 07:19 AM

For me, they are:
  • Keeping the Gays and Atheists out of office, any office, or office building, or even suburban neighborhoods.
  • Promoting the Bible over the Constitution.
  • Shaming vets for living on the streets where people have to see them and feel embarrassed. That's just so awkward. I mean, come on.
  • Converting the Middle East to True Christianity™, not that Orthodox Catholic incense smells and bells stuff.
  • Increasing punishment for children who break the law.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
VictoryOS's Avatar
VictoryOS VictoryOS is offline
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Beauty True Christian Lady True Christian Homemaker True Heterosexual™ Best Pie Tin Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Eats the Most Pork Christian Love Victory Over Sex True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Roper Crossburn Trumpette Home Schooled Saved 5 Years 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Long service medal, 3rd class Trump of GOD Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus GLORY Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 08:01 AM

Abortion and letting the gays get married.


Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016

Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Phil Ander's Avatar
Phil Ander Phil Ander is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Christian Love Friend of Jesus True Christian™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Porn Resistant Persecuted Ex-Masturbator Eats the Most Pork Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD Asked questions later Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud Team Fortress Denier Doctor True Scientist™ Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 666
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Phil Ander will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 10:25 AM

I want to see Donald staying true to his principles. No backtracking! I was disappointed that within 24 hours he has retreated from his promise to annihilate terrorists families. God does not spare his wrath, nor should Donald.


Making America Great Again will require some collateral damage, but any causalities in the process are the fault of the limp wristed democraps who ennobled the sand dwellers in the first place.


I support Trump, Godly waterboarding and other more extreme measures for the protection of our Christian nation.


Hopefully Trump, with guidance from Pastor Zeke, will reinstitute the pathway for the salvation of America and spare no mercy for the enemies of America, and their families, up to and including the fourth generation.


Fiery Phil
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Dr. Anthony J. Toole's Avatar
Dr. Anthony J. Toole Dr. Anthony J. Toole is offline
An old soul
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Pro-Life Donald Trump 2016! Mission to Messico Touched by Jesus Christian Love Protected by JESUS Teabag Patriot Alternative Facts TC Bravery True Christian Caucasian True Scientist™ Doctor Get Behind Me Doctor - NO TEAM FORTRESS! True Christian™ Real American™ True Republican BFF of Jesus Ex-eurotrash True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Friend of Jesus Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD The Lord’s Witness Wound Persecuted Prayer Warrior Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Ex-liberal QAnon Storm Chaser Tool of God Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Sweet Toole Verified by Jesus Gold Tither Eats the Most Pork Saved 10 Years Platinum Tither Kirk Cameron Fan Club Stamp of Approval Crown of Glory

 
Posts: 5,204
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 10:25 AM

1. Repeal Obamacare.
2. Constitutional amendment to save marriage.
3. Teach the controversy about evilution.
4. Tax cuts for job creators.
5. End abortion finally and forever.
6. Throw out all the wogs illegals.
7. Drill baby drill.

I'm sure Mr. Trump will soon start talking about his plans to implement all of these deal-breaking issues, and not just no. 6. But until then he has my full support.


Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Dr. Anthony J. Toole's Avatar
Dr. Anthony J. Toole Dr. Anthony J. Toole is offline
An old soul
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Pro-Life Donald Trump 2016! Mission to Messico Touched by Jesus Christian Love Protected by JESUS Teabag Patriot Alternative Facts TC Bravery True Christian Caucasian True Scientist™ Doctor Get Behind Me Doctor - NO TEAM FORTRESS! True Christian™ Real American™ True Republican BFF of Jesus Ex-eurotrash True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Friend of Jesus Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD The Lord’s Witness Wound Persecuted Prayer Warrior Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Ex-liberal QAnon Storm Chaser Tool of God Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Sweet Toole Verified by Jesus Gold Tither Eats the Most Pork Saved 10 Years Platinum Tither Kirk Cameron Fan Club Stamp of Approval Crown of Glory

 
Posts: 5,204
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 11:32 AM

Actually having calmly thought about this some more, those policies would just be rational Biblical choices appropriate in a normal election cycle. However, this one is ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT AND AMERICA'S FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT!111111111OMG!11111!!1111 That being the case, I have a different set of DEMANDS for the FUTURE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA> WAKE UP WAKE UP SHEEEEEPPLE>!!!11111HUSSAIN!!!!111!!

Step one should be to ARREST the whole Government. From the President down to the lowest member of Congress including all the Joint Chiefs in the Pentagon for not upholding their oaths to GOD and Country. Then have trials for each of them with the punishment already set in the UMCJ and Federal Law. Then make it a Federal offense to LIE in public office with immediate removal from office if and when caught with forfeiture of all pay and benefits. Depending on the seriousness of the Lie further punishment will be metered out.

That should be the first step!

Then six more steps:
(1). Conservatives must own the main stream electronic and print media.
(2). Reclaim the government schools and teach U.S. History and civics
(3). Own the entertainment industry that influences the culture and eventually politics.
(4). Appoint socially conservatives judges to reinforce conservative values.
(5). Require voter ID and implement systems to enforce them.
(6). Seal the U.S. border, document illegals, issue temporary work permits
However, it all begins by electing Conservatives versus RINOs and Progressive/Marxists (once known as Democrats).


Then step 7. Hold criminal investigations into the Communist/Socialist/liberal/progressive groups and individuals that are, right now, attempting to take over our nation, destroy our Constitutional Republic from within, and force us into a police state Communist style Dictatorship. Then place the conspirators on trial for High Treason, sedition, subversion, Conspiracy To Destroy The United States, and corruption of the highest order, and punish them to the upmost provision of the law.

There are many communist subversives and malcontents running rampant within our government and drunk with power. The people are hip to this fact, and have taken action to prepare for any eventuality by buying more guns and ammo - because "any eventuality" is better with more guns and ammo. You will "know" when anything "is on". Hopefully, this will NEVER happen and our country can return to more normalcy. But............either way, you are prepared. You will know what to do when you are attacked. Then, all bets are off and those months of preparedness will pay off handsomely. Good luck to everyone.

The hard left DOES WANT a police state, and they want to kick you out of your house and put you in a 'work camp', and carve up your bank account and give it to their malcontent friends and special programs that they deem worthy. They want to take your children by force and hand them over to the government for brainwashing and "re-training".

The left lacks integrity, a work ethic, courage, and spirituality. They however have an abundance of envy, grievance, negativity, arrogance and they covet what others have without wanting to work for it. The biggest negative force in this country right now is the Democrat-Socialist-Communist Party - the DSC. We have seen this story played out before in world history.....The Patriots are arming up, and rightly so I may add.

And now, a prayer for the nation:
"We ask and pray for Divine Providence to watch over this country with your mighty sword in hand. To vanquish our country's enemies from within and outside the American realm. We humbly pray and ask that a legion of angels come down from heaven and torment these oppressors and subvert and destroy their evil plans for this country and then cast them into eternal hell fire so their ashes turn to dust."

Disclaimer: some of the above text was "borrowed" (and spell-checked) from here.


Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Elmer G. White's Avatar
Elmer G. White Elmer G. White is offline
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
Victim of atheist scientific persecution
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Christian Love True Christian™ Touched by Jesus Persecuted Honorary Ex-Eskimo Ex-Scandinavian Ex-eurotrash True Scientist™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Doctor Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Prayer Warrior Ex-Masturbator Tell her once True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Porn Resistant The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts 2014 Witch Hunt Award Mower Mission to Korea Uber Angels Driver Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Mission to Messico Saved 1 Year Platinum Tither Eats the Most Pork True Heterosexual™ 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory BFF of Jesus Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Alternative Facts True Christian Nerd GLORY Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Get Behind Me Doctor - NO TEAM FORTRESS! Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Guns Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 01:14 PM

Dear Sister,

You've nailed it. In fact, all the other items in the list and all the notions that our dear friends have posted here can be expressed in this one magnificent line of reasoning!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
  • Keeping the Gays and Atheists out of office, any office, or office building, or even suburban neighborhoods.
If the Donald does this (and he will), the all the other items will be taken care of, in fact, once this is realized, the other issues will follow automatically. One verse to bind them all and into the light to send them is as follows:

1 Kings 15:12
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.


By definition, homerpeople (= sodomites in American) are atheists, as no Real Christian™ can neglect the Bible and choose not to choose the heterosexual marriage instead of the homerchoice. Thus, by removing the homerswarm, there'll be no more atheists. And then:
Quote:
  • Promoting the Bible over the Constitution.
  • Shaming vets for living on the streets where people have to see them and feel embarrassed. That's just so awkward. I mean, come on.
  • Converting the Middle East to True Christianity™, not that Orthodox Catholic incense smells and bells stuff.
  • Increasing punishment for children who break the law.
  • The Bible will BE the Constitution (Ecclesiastes 12:13).
  • The Soldiers for Jesus will get what they deserve (Ezra 9:13).
  • Once the Jews and Islamic Catholics see who's in charge (The Donald as the representative of Jesus Christ), they'll convert automatically (Isaiah 8:16).
  • When we have less homerchildren, the need for appropriate punishments (2 Samuel 22:45) will also decrease.
One verse. One Donald. One nation. One God. One Trinity. One Heaven. One Hope to bind us all in Light (John 1:4) and into the darkness (John 1:5) send the homers and sinners.

Jesus.


The Donald.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer




2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
I Man Rastafari's Avatar
I Man Rastafari I Man Rastafari is offline
Possibly retarded pothead
 

Caution - Poster is on Drugs Negroe Poster Pot Head Thieving Nigra Rapist Caution - Poster is on Drugs Stalker Caution - Poster is Crazy Baggie Democrat Jafaican One Year/1000 posts

 
Posts: 1,003
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.I Man Rastafari is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 03:27 PM

For me the most important issues are-
Justice for the Black man
Elimination of racism
Reparations for the Black mans slavery
Social justice
Larger stipend for students on scholarship
Economic justice
Better housing for Black people
Affirmative action in all hiring
More government assistance for Black people
Portraits of important Black men on money
Disband the white police
Elimination of hate speech
Make transportation facilities available for the return to Africa
Legalize ganja
Stop unfairly incarcerating Black men
Recognize the right to malt liquor
These are just a few of the most important issues but there are many more. Bernie Sanders will address all of these issues.


Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Titus Templeton's Avatar
Titus Templeton Titus Templeton is offline
Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
Jesus macht frei
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Gold Tither Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life One Year/1000 posts True Christian Artist True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Public Awareness Medal Saved 5 Years Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Heart of compassion Eats the Most Pork Truck Stop Ministry Member Donald Trump 2016! Mower Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 5,914
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Black Forrest, Germany
Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 03:57 PM

I'm living in an outpost of Landover Baptist Church in the cold woods of the dark forrest in Germany. Important for me? Having as many American Outposts and nuclear weapons around me to make sure there is no genocide going on again. The German leader Merkel seems like someone that would kill to spread liberalism.
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden F1 for God

 
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 04:24 PM

We need to replace Obama's gay promoting America raping liberal laws with 100% Biblical law. The entire lawbook could be replaced by 1 reference to the King James Bible, the rest can go to the book burnings.

Biblical law would allow:
  • Killing all gays (Leviticus 20:13)
  • Killing all sluts (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
  • Killing all scientists (Leviticus 20:27)
  • Killing all annoying children (2 Kings 2:23-24)
  • Killing everyone who isn't a True Christian™ (2 Chronicles 15:12-13)
We could legally stone them to death (Deuteronomy 22:20-21), burn them to death (1 Kings 18:36-40), have them eaten by wild animals (Leviticus 26:21-22) or throw them from large buildings (Jeremiah 51:20-26)!

America would surely become paradise on earth! I cannot wait until president Trump and vice president Palin make all this a reality!

Killing everyone who isn't a True Christian™:


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Ezekiel Bathfire's Avatar
Ezekiel Bathfire Ezekiel Bathfire is offline
Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
Christ's Rottweiler
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Christian Love Real American™ Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Scientist™ Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Nuts for JESUS! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Mower Donald Trump 2016! Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Aardvark Bathfire Crown of Life Alternative Facts Probing for Jesus 20,000 posts Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 07:21 PM

Mexicans and others running across the border.
The almost impossibility of finding cheap labor.
Not enough use of the death penalty.
Using prisoners as free labor.
Finishing the job in Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria.
Restrictions on assault rifles, and private use of armed fighter aircraft.





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
A Follower's Avatar
A Follower A Follower is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Scientist™ True Christian™ Heaven Bound Real American™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Friend of Jesus Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Porn Resistant Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Saved 1 Year Pro-Life Christian Love 3rd Year Bible College Touched by Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 871
Join Date: Jan 2010
A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!A Follower will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 07:52 PM

I feel very strongly that what is important for many Americans is our increased support for Israel. The land that saw the birth of Jesus should be fully under control of friendly people, those terroristically inclined should not rule over Bethlehem. If we provide Israel with more support, especially military, we should be able to persuade them to commit to a stronger attitude towards their enemies.

Today we have many problems domestically, those can all be solved by solving the underlying problem: drug use. Banning the reefer (aka marijuana, aka devil's weed) will prevent addicts from having psychotic episodes in which they harm their loved ones through murder-suicides and child murder like abortion, which marijuana is proved to do. Marijuana use is also a gateway sin to things like homosexual behavior. A final solution for the homosexual problem would make a lot of Americans happy. Drugs are imported by illegal Mexicans, with drugs banned, illegals would have no reason to be in our nation, stealing our jobs. Another issue settled with a simple and obvious new policy.

On gun ownership there has been a lot of debate, on the one side liberals want to ban all guns because they are afraid of them, but if they don't own guns they can't defends themselves against(black) criminals with guns, that's why they support and try to implement house searches and checkpoints to take the weapons from all Americans. On the other side there is the more reasoned side, who believe that our constitutional right to arms should not be infringed, so people can protect themselves against government intrusions in their personal lives and to protect their family from bad guys.

This has taken me a lot of thought, but I think I have found a compromise that will make everyone happy, liberals as well as reasonable people: the bigger problem is criminals and terrorists with weapons, if we ban them from carrying arms, then they pose no dangers, and neither canguns do harm then. Liberals can choose to go without personal protection and still not be afraid of becoming victims, while regular people can carry their pisto scaring the liberals. Banning black and Muslim gun ownership is the best solution to gun control.

With Donald Trump I feel we have the best chance to have these policies implemented, that's why I will be voting for him this coming election.


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Alvin Moss's Avatar
Alvin Moss Alvin Moss is offline
Serving Jesus
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Proud Niglet Sponsorer Touched by Jesus One Year/1000 posts Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Sons of Liberty Porn Resistant Early riser Tell her once Persecuted Bronze Tither Punched the most queers Mission to Korea Trump of GOD True Republican Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Hands Off True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Nuke of Heaven Crown of Glory Mower Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 07:59 PM

Donald Trump's unconsidered and honest way of speaking is a refreshing change from the mush that comes from most of the politicians; I'll admit that in spite of my misgivings caused by the fact that he is a loud mouthed Yankee. He says things that make people mad, but he doesn't care what they think. I would like to see that same honest transparency applied to the dialogue about what to do about the liberal Hell holes on the West Coast and the Northeast parts of America. Many, including myself, have called for their immediate destruction or at least their expulsion from the Union as a compromise position. Our voices are shouted down by the liberal media and many Americans don't even know there is a movement afoot to destroy those wretches. I would like to see a more open and honest discussion of this issue.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 08:36 PM

I am most concerned about the rabid, vicious and obscene attacks on Christianity that we have been suffering ever since the Clintons came into power, and only accelerating under the Ugandan usurper Obamma.

If we don't get Donald Trump in the White House this Autumn, all traces of the True Christian™ way of life will vanish.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
H. Montague Worthington's Avatar
H. Montague Worthington H. Montague Worthington is offline
True Christian™ Entrepreneur
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Christian Love True Christian™ Platinum Tither Real American™ Ribfest '05 True Heterosexual™ Long service medal, 1st class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once TC Bravery Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 2,695
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Leviticus Landing Gated Community, Freehold IA
H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 09:57 PM

1. Remove/invalidate as UNCONSTITUTIONAL laws banning guns in schools, churches, bars, government buildings, courtrooms, hospitals, day care centers, psychologist's offices, banks, supermarkets, diners, mental institutions, bookstores, senior citizen dances, Bible Study classes, Broadway theaters, fast food restaurants, poetry recitals, pancake houses, bowling alleys, and veterans clubs.
2. Appointing CONSERVATIVE JUSTICES to the SUPREME COURT after Justices Ginsburg, Kennedy, Sotomayor, and Kagan resign abruptly to "spend more time with their families."
3. Creating a special force of militia members to perform tasks such as monitoring elections for fairness, deporting undesirables, busting unions, ushering troublemakers to internment camps, and deciding whether individuals need to be committed to institutions for restoration of mental competence.

With those policies in place, the rest of the troublesome or vexing issues in our great country should take care of themselves.
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Dr Laurence Niles's Avatar
Dr Laurence Niles Dr Laurence Niles is offline
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Christian Love One Year/1000 posts True Republican Ex-Brit Ex-eurotrash Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award Gold Tither True Christian Provider™ award Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Prayer Warrior Divorcee The Lord’s Witness Wound Punched the most queers Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Babysitter Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD Pancake Dinner Pastor Ezekiel Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Mission to Korea Probing for Jesus ex-sheep-shagger Asked questions later Crown of Incorruptibility GLORY Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 10:08 PM

It all comes down to the gaywise and their endless attempts to promote homersexuality.

A lot of the the news cycle today has been high jacked by militant gaywism in a cynical attempt to hide the REAL news behind smoke screen of fabrication


So called Global Warming (yeah right, it was hailing yesterday and hail is ICE), falling oil prices (now I can drive my mower when I want, not when some Arab says so) and attacking gun owners (as if guns are to blame for people being killed by guns) instead of focussing on the MOST important issue.


That's right: anal sex


Now that queers can get married, how our eager young youths on the brink of sexual awaking (such as my young clean limbed, naive young nephew) supposed to know the right decision to make when deciding who to be attracted to?


To you and me (who were brought up with the book of common prayer at school) it is obvious to chose to be attracted to the OPPOSITE sex but to youths these days it is a 50/50 chance of making the right choice.


The Bible(1611) tells us that women have a place and that to resist the will of Jesus is a REALLY bad move.

Ephesians 5:28-29 "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church."
1st Corinthians 7:4 "The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife."
1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Romans 13:1-2 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.


Every day that you see an article on the news about the ice caps supposedly melting, people being beheaded in Bongo Bongo land or a cure for leukaemia, you can bet your bottom dollar some one somewhere is having excruciatingly painful anal sex to spite Jesus.


I long for the day when this will finally be shown on prime time TV: the truth will be revealed.


YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Brother Harold Porter's Avatar
Brother Harold Porter Brother Harold Porter is offline
Landover Senior Outreach
Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Bronze Tither True Scientist™ True Christian Hotrodder Christian Love 1st Year Bible College Real American™ Friend of Jesus Ex-Gay Flat Earth One Year/1000 posts Ex-liberal Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Tagging for Jesus Saved 1 Year Eats the Most Pork True Republican Early riser Teabag Patriot Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior Saved 5 Years 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Stamp of Approval The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Public Awareness Medal Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts BFF of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Asked questions later Trump of GOD True Heterosexual™

 
Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-05-2016, 10:21 PM

Like President Trump, I am also tired of losing all the time. We never win anymore. With Trump, we are going to win so much, we will ache to lose once in awhile!

His economic brilliance in slapping 35 percent import tariffs on the chinks and the spics is exactly the boost our economy needs. One might think at first that the losers in those two hell-holes will simply raise their prices accordingly and send the price of goods through the roof for Americans, but I'm certain the man has a plan. When Trump is at the bargaining table, it's going to be his way or the highway.


And to really make America great again, we need to eliminate all minimum wage laws. Capitalism works best when it is completely unchecked and the free markets determine wages. If you are a low-energy loser, you simply aren't worth much compensation. On the other hand, the go-getter that makes a difference in the company's bottom line might very well warrant $3 or $4 per hour for his or her skills.


I just can't wait to win again!


In Christ


Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
Free Market Fred's Avatar
Free Market Fred Free Market Fred is offline
The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Gold Tither True Christian Caucasian Mission to Australia Teabag Patriot Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Freedom Factory

 
Posts: 803
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In Heaven with Jesus
Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Free Market Fred will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-06-2016, 02:54 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
1. Repeal Obamacare.
2. Constitutional amendment to save marriage.
3. Teach the controversy about evilution.
4. Tax cuts for job creators.
5. End abortion finally and forever.
6. Throw out all the wogs illegals.
7. Drill baby drill.
Brilliant post! All very worthy goals, Brother Anthony, though I would change the order of priorities - clearly, tax cuts for the job creators needs to be at the top of the list. Would you believe that my company is still paying over 1% of its profits in taxes? Outrageous!

I'd like to say something about Obamacare. Yes, as it currently exists, it's horrible, but I think it could be renamed and reformed. As you no doubt know, Obamacare requires that health insurance companies must cover pre-existing conditions, which is ridiculous - that clause has to be eliminated. However, thanks to political correctness, no one talks about the 10,000-pound elephant in the room, post-existing conditions. It's been my company's experience that paying to treat post-existing conditions is very damaging to our profit margin, endangering CEO bonuses. Thus, I propose that it should be totally at the option of the insurer to pay for such frivolous and unnecessary treatments like antibiotics, heart surgery and chemotherapy.

I will say one thing good about Obamacare - the "individual mandate" which requires all US residents to buy corporate health care. Unfortunately, in 2016 the penalty for non-compliance is a mere $695 per adult or 2.5% of total household income, whichever is greater. That is absurd! If we want total compliance we need to add serious prison time so that the Negroes and illegal aliens pay their fair share. Of course, we could allow those with no funds to work off what they owe.


Workfare™ project run by my company


Public-private partnership provides healthcare for beaners

When Republicans take back the country from the socialists this coming November, we can finally make the necessary reforms, boosting corporate profits and making sure that so-called minorities start paying their own way. We absolutely need to do this, for God, country and the children.


Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
CEO, The Uranus Corporation
Put your faith in Uranus!


Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-06-2016, 08:30 PM

My campaign issue is that I will vote for anybody who can stop Hillary Clinton from being in my face the for the next eight years.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Bjorn Jensen's Avatar
Bjorn Jensen Bjorn Jensen is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus Saved 1 Year Public Awareness Medal TC Bravery Pro-Life Christian Love 2014 Witch Hunt Award Anti-sodomy 2015 Witch Hunt Award Jailed for JESUS Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Ex-Scandinavian Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 2,364
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bjorn Jensen will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-06-2016, 09:03 PM

The campaign issue most important to me is to build the wall, not only at the Mexican border, but also on the Canadian border. Partially to keep liberal, democratic scum out of the new America, but most of all to prevent Americans from fleeing once Donald Trump has been elected.

As we are bound to get many enemies from all over the world including former allies who will declare war on Trump's new America, we are in need of a great and mighty army to defend the new America, mandatory conscription will be needed and Donald Trump will take over the media. Every city, town or village should by law have at least one Trump Street, Trump Avenue or Trump Square. Every public or private school should by law have a huge, beautiful painted portrait of Donald Trump in every classroom. As should trains, buses, libraries, private houses and apartments, hotel rooms, police stations etc. Washington, DC could and should as well simply be renamed as Trump City, as Donald Trump sets the standards for any relevant future politics of America.

All negroes, mooselimbs and spics should have their homes and belongings of any value confisated by the state (the little that they actually did legally own, what they had stolen would be returned to its original owners) and be given their very own territories in the middle of nowhere, like the injuns, where they won't bother us.

After a while the vast majority will turn into good citizens loyal to God and the Nation.

We can't allow millions of potential soldiers and new Trump followers to flee to Canada.
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Dr. Anthony J. Toole's Avatar
Dr. Anthony J. Toole Dr. Anthony J. Toole is offline
An old soul
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Pro-Life Donald Trump 2016! Mission to Messico Touched by Jesus Christian Love Protected by JESUS Teabag Patriot Alternative Facts TC Bravery True Christian Caucasian True Scientist™ Doctor Get Behind Me Doctor - NO TEAM FORTRESS! True Christian™ Real American™ True Republican BFF of Jesus Ex-eurotrash True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Friend of Jesus Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD The Lord’s Witness Wound Persecuted Prayer Warrior Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Ex-liberal QAnon Storm Chaser Tool of God Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Sweet Toole Verified by Jesus Gold Tither Eats the Most Pork Saved 10 Years Platinum Tither Kirk Cameron Fan Club Stamp of Approval Crown of Glory

 
Posts: 5,204
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr. Anthony J. Toole will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What campaign issues are most important to you? - 03-13-2016, 11:19 PM

Legitimate rape. That's what we should be campaigning about.


Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved