[Titus Templeton]

The plan is to pay women (who have been previously diagnosed as a potential genetic mach) to have a child who would be put into a state of coma straight after birth, just to give the organs time to get a little bigger and then harvest them. It is a long wet dream of liberals and scientists like Richard Dawkins. This whole "abortion" battle they fight is just the D-Day. Once they breached the beaches at the Normandy nothing can stop them anymore and Organ farms will be opened all over the country and world. Probably controlled by ISIS.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Brother Templeton, I can assure you that we here in France have nothing to report happening in Normandy or anywhere else. Nothing to worry about here, so you can relax back home there in lovely, clean Germany. Sorry to interrupt your important thread. I'll go now. P.S. Everything's fine, don't worry!!!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

It is a long wet dream of liberals and scientists like Richard Dawkins. This whole "abortion" battle they fight is just the D-Day. Once they breached the beaches at the Normandy nothing can stop them anymore and Organ farms will be opened all over the country and world.

Have you ever seen how many empty warehouses there in cities all over the globe? These are the places that will handle the organ farm products. Semi trucks will be at the docks and fork lifts will be racing in and out with pallets of shrink wrapped organs.

This is why Planned Parenthood must be stopped and Donald President elected President.

[VictoryOS]

Do you think this has anything to do with all those Walmarts they closed in the Midwest?

[Walter Van Slyke]

Thank you for that, brother Titus. I had always attributed the lieberals morbid fascination with killing babies to nothing more than the all-too-common devil infestation. Now I know the madness behind the method.

God will certainly not let this stand. That must surely be why He is making summers hotter than ever, so that those ill-gotten organs will rot in the heat. Glory!

[Titus Templeton]

The worst thing is that they don't use the organs for something good. Like give them to wounded soldiers so that they can go immediatly back to knock out ISIS. They use them for their damn satanic rituals.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

The worst thing is that they don't use the organs for something good. Like give them to wounded soldiers so that they can go immediatly back to knock out ISIS. They use them for their damn satanic rituals.

Barbaric natives put the heads of their opponents on sticks and dance around the fire with them. I would not be surprised to learn Planned Parenthood uses baby parts for some similar ritual.

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

The plan is to pay women (who have been previously diagnosed as a potential genetic mach) to have a child who would be put into a state of coma straight after birth, just to give the organs time to get a little bigger and then harvest them. It is a long wet dream of liberals and scientists like Richard Dawkins. This whole "abortion" battle they fight is just the D-Day.

Absolutely right, Brother Titus. And the clincher to this whole liberal plot is that we don't need Americans baby organs anyway, since my company can fully supply the market from our privatized prisons. True, in the past we imported Chink organs, due to their own copious use of the death penalty. In a joint-venture agreement, we even set up a database with the Chink police, matching up blood-type and gene compatibility, in order that they execute just the right prisoners and thus avoid waste. This picked up speed once China joined the WTO, since we were able to eliminate import taxes on corneas, livers, hearts and kidneys, by classifying them as "agricultural products."

Nevertheless, I think most Americans feel more comfortable only accepting organs from their fellow citizens. After all, who wants to risk catching Third-World Chink diseases like squinty eyes, yellow skin and the inability to speak English? Up until now, the main obstacle with obtaining US-sourced organs has been liberal states passing laws against the death penalty. However, our lobbyists have been able to roll that back, and we've been relocating most of our penitentiaries to Godly Texas, a state that understands free-market health care.

One problem, of course, is price. Getting insurance companies to pay for organ transplants is probably out of the question, especially since we're going to repeal Obamacare next year. One possible cost-saving measure for less affluent patients would be to consider using non-human organs. In fact, for those who can't afford a hospital stay, we've been putting together some DIY kits that we sell online.


DIY Manual for organ transplants

As fewer and fewer Americans can afford health care, such innovative solutions as this will almost certainly be the wave of the future. I'm proud to say that the Uranus Corporation is in the forefront of these and other medical advances.

[H. Montague Worthington]

You are OH so right, Free Market Fred!!

The beauty of free trade agreements such as NAFTA and TPP is it allows countries that have particular talents in certain areas to trade more freely with countries that aren't as able to supply those goods. For instance, America has a very high demand for organs, and many Asian countries have an excess supply. These organs-- healthy kidneys, teenage livers, eyes with 20/20 vision, and adolescent hearts-- just happen to be available on demand, and at $200 a heart and $125 for a liver, the donor families can raise their standard of living to purchase American goods. Additionally, when Asian sweatshop workers and prison laborers die from 110-hour work weeks, many organs are often in very good (slightly used) shape-- ligaments, skin, eyes, bones, etc.

It's a perfect example of a win-win situation. That is, it WOULD be a win-win situation if Planned Parenthood weren't trying to form a monopoly with their government-subsidized organ farms that are distorting the free market and hurting small businessmen. So put the blame where it belongs, on greedy, anti-Capitalist ghouls at Planned Parenthood-- and NOT the heroic small businesses that are providing a valuable and lifesaving service of high quality organs at bargain prices.

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

It's a perfect example of a win-win situation. That is, it WOULD be a win-win situation if Planned Parenthood weren't trying to form a monopoly with their government-subsidized organ farms that are distorting the free market and hurting small businessmen. So put the blame where it belongs, on greedy, anti-Capitalist ghouls at Planned Parenthood-- and NOT the heroic small businesses that are providing a valuable and lifesaving service of high quality organs at bargain prices.

Absolutely right, Brother HMW. Heavily subsidized socialist Planned Parenthood distorts the market! I should point out that Godly Bristol Palin's alternative organization, Unplanned Parenthood, receives no such subsidies. Bristol manages to keep the operation very profitable thanks to speaking fees from abstinence-only groups, reality TV appearances, and donations by suckers to Sarapac. Personally, I suggested to Bristol that she should sell off her tard son Trig (the one that Grandma Sarah took the fall for), but Bristol says he reminds her so much of her first Republican boyfriend, so I have to respect her decision.


Bristol Palin with tard (left) and normal (right) brat,
plus another bun in the oven