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Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-13-2013, 09:31 PM
My wife just popped another girls a day ago, and I figured it's never too early to look for a husband. I would like for the future husband to be a True Christian™ who would not hesitate to beat her if she deserves it.
I will personally look out for her virginity, or else I will personally stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.
God bless,
Jack Rankan
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Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 12:35 AM
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My wife just popped another girl...
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I'm sorry for your loss, Brother. Hopefully she'll get it right next time.
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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Jack Rankan
My wife just popped another girls a day ago, and I figured it's never too early to look for a husband. I would like for the future husband to be a True Christian™ who would not hesitate to beat her if she deserves it.
I will personally look out for her virginity, or else I will personally stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.
God bless,
Jack Rankan
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My condolences.
Maybe now you'll learn to tithe properly. Next time He could give you a retard.
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Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 04:03 PM
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I'm sorry for your loss, Brother. Hopefully she'll get it right next time.
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Loss? What wrong with having a girl? We should talk about a loss just when the child dies. Children are beautiful no matter their gender...
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 05:56 PM
Sorry to hear the bad news Jack. Perhaps if you come rabbit hunting with the guys one of these weekends, you'll get over the shame.
It is easy hunting as the rabbits are in pens.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 08:06 PM
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Loss? What wrong with having a girl? We should talk about a loss just when the child dies. Children are beautiful no matter their gender...
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There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.
Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by unworthyofgrace
There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.
Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?
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Friend, some people are obsessed with persecuting Christ through nagging and badgering His Followers. It's a sad time we live in, made only more rabid by the upcoming holiday season (the War on Christmas is upon us once again).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 08:29 PM
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Friend, some people are obsessed with persecuting Christ through nagging and badgering His Followers. It's a sad time we live in, made only more rabid by the upcoming holiday season (the War on Christmas is upon us once again).
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Thank you Dear Sister for reminding me it is the burden we bear for following Christ...for Satan desperately aims his followers at us.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by unworthyofgrace
There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.
Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?
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What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-14-2013, 11:07 PM
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Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all?
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I expect Heaven to be like that. Being amongst fellow Christian men and watching billions of annoying women burn in Hell for all eternity.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 12:10 AM
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What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it
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What kind of monster do you take me for?
God does not command us to kill our daughters anywhere in His Law. You come here to argue with us, deny Brother Jack his right to mourn, and yet you know nothing of the teachings of The Almighty.
To thee I must say, get on your knees, open up, and receive His Word!!!
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 12:15 AM
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God does not command us to kill our daughters anywhere in His Law.
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Leviticus 26:29, Deuteronomy 28:53, Psalm 137:9, ...
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 12:22 AM
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Leviticus 26:29, Deuteronomy 28:53, Psalm 137:9, ...
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You are cherry picking, but perhaps I should have made myself more clear...God does not command us to kill our daughters unless there is a good reason. Daughters are not to be automatically killed, for He put them here to bear little warriors and take care of the mundane details of life for the Christian men who marry them and who are their Elders in Christ, to free them to take on more important issues like waging war on His enemies.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 01:09 PM
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I expect Heaven to be like that. Being amongst fellow Christian men and watching billions of annoying women burn in Hell for all eternity.
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Fine, I prefer to burn in Hell before being in Heaven surrounded of abusive, violent, ignorant and fool "Christians". You're nobody, just a bunch of sick extremists who pretend to destroy the world. Do you know that without women men can't exist? Women and men can't exist without each other and you know it, the problem is that you're to blind to know that
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 01:41 PM
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Do you know that without women men can't exist?
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Not true. Adam existed just fine by himself before Eve was created (Gen 2:15-25).
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Women and men can't exist without each other and you know it, the problem is that you're to blind to know that
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 03:41 PM
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Not true. Adam existed just fine by himself before Eve was created (Gen 2:15-25).
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I mean humankind can't exist just with men, with no women men can't reproduce. Seriously, you have a big problem understanding people
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 03:51 PM
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I mean humankind can't exist just with men, with no women men can't reproduce. Seriously, you have a big problem understanding people
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OK look, it's true, women do have their purpose; propagate male soldiers for Christ, clean up after them, feed them and submit to their husbands will (1 Corinthians 11:9, Colossians 3:18).
My wife is perfectly happy, well except when she has to stay out back in her menstra-hut for 7 or so days (Leviticus 15:19-30). But there is NO way she's staying in the house during her "unclean" time (which I've asked her stop, nothing gets done around the house - it's very inconvenient for me and the boys).
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 04:05 PM
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OK look, it's true, women do have their purpose; propagate male soldiers for Christ, clean up after them, feed them and submit to their husbands will (1 Corinthians 11:9, Colossians 3:18).
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Why? You can't feed or clean yourselves? Were men created as stupid creatures and women came to save them? That could be the reason, you're too stupid to take care of yourself, now I understand the problem, hahaha
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore
Why? You can't feed or clean yourselves? Were men created as stupid creatures and women came to save them? That could be the reason, you're too stupid to take care of yourself, now I understand the problem, hahaha
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No, sweetie. Your ignorance just shows how flawed and stupid we women are. Thanks for reminding me that.
God created men in His Holy image:
Genesis 1:26-27
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him;
You don't expect God to cook and clean for Himself, do you? Well, you cannot expect that from Godly men, either. That's why God created us feeble minded females:
Genesis 2:18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him
The sole reason of our existence is to submit to our husbands:
Ephesians 5:22-24
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Our only way to salvation is to produce as many True Christian™ offspring as possible:
1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore
What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it
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I hope you are joking... I really do, how can you be so cruel? Here I am, looking for at least some support, which my brothers and sisters in Christ have provided me, and here you are, mocking me? You are a heartless beast, thats what you are...
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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