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Cool I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 05:43 PM
Why have

When you can have
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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 05:46 PM
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I, too, fail to see the benefits of image hosted by tripod. However, I'm unconvinced that communist totalitarianism offers a viable alternative. How old are you?

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 05:53 PM
Well, image hosting by tripod gets the job done, as does Communism!


BTW: Lenin weeps for you.
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Well, image hosting by tripod gets the job done, as does Communism!


BTW: Lenin weeps for you.
If the job in question is exposing you as an exceptional dullard, then yes, you are correct. Now get thee gone.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 06:05 PM
Hiding behind my extended vocabulary, I am safe from harm.




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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 06:09 PM
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Hiding? Who's hiding? And from what? What harm is this you are you talking about.. little YOU?
Don't make us laugh, homer.

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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 06:13 PM
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Hiding? Who's hiding? And from what? What harm is this you are you talking about.. little YOU?
Don't make us laugh, homer.

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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 06:16 PM
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Have you tried The Odyssey?

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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 06:28 PM
: Wheres mah money!!??

Me: Sorry, I didn't want to donate.

: Please?

Me: Sorry, I was saving that to get a new TV so I could watch CNN.
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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 07:20 PM
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: Wheres mah money!!??

Me: Sorry, I didn't want to donate.

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Me: Sorry, I was saving that to get a new TV so I could watch CNN.
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: No
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 10:38 PM
Let's see:

Christianity: Dominant (largest) world religion, with over 2 billion served.

Communism: Failed socioeconomic model, which cannot succeed at scales greater than the individual commune. Inability to award innovation, initiative, or efficiency led to economic collapse in large nations. Largest past Communist nations: Soviet Union (collapsed, 1980s), China (presently transitioning to capitalism, since 1980s). Eastern Europe was largely Communist under the control of the Soviet Union, but gained independence and transitioned to capitalism or moderate socialism in the 1980s and 1990s.

Current "successful" Communist nations include: Cuba, Laos, Vietnam, North Korea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_state

Yeah, that sounds like a great choice. Enjoy that failed system, aptly-named unsavedwretch!
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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-25-2007, 11:03 PM
Apparently this "comrade" hasn't heard the news: Communism failed. It currently lies in the dust heap of history, along with its ugly sister fascism. It was soundly defeated by Jesus Christ, with the assistance of the Godly Ronald Reagan and his dragon lady assistant, Margaret Thatcher. In every single country where communism was once imposed, Jesus has quickly moved in to fill the vacuum. Glory!

Lenin has about as much credibility as Ronald McDonald.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Well, image hosting by tripod gets the job done, as does Communism!
Have you told your parents about your late night mastrubation sessions, while watching the Kids Next Door?

"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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I think we are observing the dangers inherent in allowing male children to play with Ken dolls, especially if they are given marker pens and allowed to draw goatees on their faces.

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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-26-2007, 10:34 PM
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Have you told your parents about your late night mastrubation sessions, while watching the Kids Next Door?
Not Kids Next Door, Powerpuff Girls.
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Not Kids Next Door, Powerpuff Girls.

The Powerpuff Girls are yet another stream of toxic sludge being spewing to America by Hellywood. Little girls should be shown doing little girl stuff; playing with dolls and staging little tea parties. Being shown doing such unfeminine things as fighting evil monsters is only encourage our nations daughters to unnatural depravity and rebelliousness. It is only a short step from the Powerpuff girls to some femnazi nightmare like Hilary Clinton.

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Y'know, other people suffered and died on the cross who didn't claim to be the savior of humanity.
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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-27-2007, 12:04 AM
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Y'know, other people suffered and died on the cross who didn't claim to be the savior of humanity.
Okay, name them. I'll wait.

Oh and while you're at it, please tell us how many of them were the son of GOD ALMIGHTY.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Have you told your parents about your late night mastrubation sessions, while watching the Kids Next Door?
That's what I'm wondering. And also wondering if this guy is related to little Binky. There are similarities.


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Default Re: I think Communism is REALLY COOL! :) - 02-27-2007, 05:49 AM
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Y'know, other people suffered and died on the cross who didn't claim to be the savior of humanity.
Friend,

Have you not read about the false Jesus in Josephus???

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...95&postcount=6

You see, Satan knows no end to his mockery of Christ!
Try to keep us sinner.


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