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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
02-02-2007, 05:28 PM
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Oh, Sister Kay, I'm sorry to hear that! I do sincerely hope that starting on the path to True Christianity™ has helped you and your husband give up your drunken ways. Maybe the two of you could learn to speak and write proper, Godly American and come live in His favored nation.
Of course, it would be a while before you can move to Freehold. You'll have to spend some time living and witnessing in some Godforsaken pit like New York, Los Angeles, or Lincoln, Nebraska to prove you have what it takes, but even that is better than living anywhere else.
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02-02-2007, 05:47 PM
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While you're learning, take your time and don't expose yourself to the wrong sort of people . . . we don't want you getting misled!
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Actually, since modesty is a Christian virtue, I'd urge her not to expose herself to anyone.
Especially not Catholic schoolgirls, the police are surprisingly harsh about that sort of thing, or so I've heard.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 04:54 AM
There's nothing wrong with veganism, but if you must eat meat, go with free-range. Factory farms are disgusting and horrible As for me, I'm perfectly happy staying vegan/vegetarian. Meat is murder , and I choose to take no part in slaughter of innocent lives. Funny though, I found Landover through a link on the ALF message boards, about that very article.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 04:56 AM
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There's nothing wrong with veganism, but if you must eat meat, go with free-range. Factory farms are disgusting and horrible As for me, I'm perfectly happy staying vegan/vegetarian. Meat is murder , and I choose to take no part in slaughter of innocent lives. Funny though, I found Landover through a link on the ALF message boards, about that very article.
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As has been established, vegetarianism is nothing but communism in disguise. Jesus ate meat, and unlike you unsaved fools out there, I don't try and second guess the Saviour of Mankind.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 05:15 AM
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As has been established, vegetarianism is nothing but communism in disguise. Jesus ate meat, and unlike you unsaved fools out there, I don't try and second guess the Saviour of Mankind.
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I follow my heart, and my heart tells me that killing an animal, especially when there are so many other foods to eat, is wrong. If I couldn't kill an animal myself, there's no reason I should eat a chicken that someone else killed for me.
How animals are treated in Factory Farms today is like hell. It is inexcusable, and I choose to take no part in it, other than to stop it.
" On today's factory farms, animals are dehorned, debeaked, and castrated without anesthesia. To maximize profits, they are crowded together in the least space possible, and are genetically bred, so that most suffer lameness, crippling leg deformities, or bone breaks, because their legs can't keep up with their scientifically enhanced bodies. Finally, they are trucked without food or water, through all weather extremes, to a frightening and hellish death."
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 06:09 AM
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I follow my heart, and my heart tells me that killing an animal, especially when there are so many other foods to eat, is wrong. If I couldn't kill an animal myself, there's no reason I should eat a chicken that someone else killed for me.
How animals are treated in Factory Farms today is like hell. It is inexcusable, and I choose to take no part in it, other than to stop it.
" On today's factory farms, animals are dehorned, debeaked, and castrated without anesthesia. To maximize profits, they are crowded together in the least space possible, and are genetically bred, so that most suffer lameness, crippling leg deformities, or bone breaks, because their legs can't keep up with their scientifically enhanced bodies. Finally, they are trucked without food or water, through all weather extremes, to a frightening and hellish death."
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See! See! You ARE a filthy communist! What have you got against profit? Jesus promises to reward us if we are good Christians.
Why do you mock Him?
2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.
Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
Animals don't have souls anyway. What should we care if the Colonel's chickens don't get to live in a condo? They're only going to end up deep fried for Sunday dinner anyway. And why do you whine about snapping thier beaks off? don't tell me you veigins eat chicken beaks?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 07:22 PM
lol, why would a vegan eat a chicken's beak? That would sort of defeat the whole purpose. Do you eat chicken beaks?
lol, and why must you True Christians purposely spell things wrong? That one doesn't even make sense...
And, changing the subject, do you think it's possible for a computer to be demon-possessed? My laptop is fairly new, but the bluetooth mouse refuses to work (so I have to use the touchpad instead), the sound is fried and only works if I've got headphones plugged in, and today the display became ugly, square, gray..instead of the nice, rounded, blue Windows XP that it usually is. And audio things won't download properly. Can you virtually cast the demons out of my laptop, please?
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 08:35 PM
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Funny though, I found Landover through a link on the ALF message boards, about that very article.
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Terrorists are targetting us? Non-muslim ones, for a change? Have the DoF been alerted to this?
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lol, why would a vegan eat a chicken's beak? That would sort of defeat the whole purpose. Do you eat chicken beaks?
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You're not very bright, are you? The point Pastor Ezekiel was trying to make is that, if you're not planning to eat said beaks, you've got no good reason to complain about them going to waste.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 09:05 PM
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You're not very bright, are you? The point Pastor Ezekiel was trying to make is that, if you're not planning to eat said beaks, you've got no good reason to complain about them going to waste.
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Because I would rather the chicken be able to keep their beak, and live a happy, natural life. you want to know how cruel KFC is? go here http://www.kfccruelty.com Watch the videos, read the info. I'm only spreading my gospel, that of being humane, and trying to make a difference in the lives of others, especially those who cannot speak for themselves.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 09:08 PM
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Because I would rather the chicken be able to keep their beak, and live a happy, natural life. you want to know how cruel KFC is? go here http://www.kfccruelty.com Watch the videos, read the info. I'm only spreading my gospel, that of being humane, and trying to make a difference in the lives of others, especially those who cannot speak for themselves.
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Friend, there are people - your fellow human beings - in this world today living in dire poverty, without access to clean water, or even more importantly, the Holy Bible, and you're getting all worked up about chickens?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 09:30 PM
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Friend, there are people - your fellow human beings - in this world today living in dire poverty, without access to clean water, or even more importantly, the Holy Bible, and you're getting all worked up about chickens?
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I never said I didn't care about people in poverty, I care about them, but the chickens are important too. And is anyone going to address the issue of my demon-possessed laptop? Having no sound is starting to really annoy me.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 09:32 PM
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I never said I didn't care about people in poverty, I care about them, but the chickens are important too.
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Then why are you associating yourself with lunatics like the ALF? Bottom line is, chickens can't accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Saviour, so they don't matter.
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And is anyone going to address the issue of my demon-possessed laptop? Having no sound is starting to really annoy me.
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We can pray for you, but if GOD has decided to smite your speakers, that is hardly our fault.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 10:13 PM
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We can pray for you, but if GOD has decided to smite your speakers, that is hardly our fault.
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So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".
And I didn't say it was your fault, though all of this did start to happen once I came onto your forums....
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-09-2007, 10:21 PM
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So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".
And I didn't say it was your fault, though all of this did start to happen once I came onto your forums....
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You probably got some type of virus/trojan/spyware on the bestiality sites you frequent.
Perhaps if you tithe to God's favorite church, Landover Baptist, Jesus will fix your laptop. And don't be cheap, either.
Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-10-2007, 01:14 AM
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So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"? My computers always have problems This is the reason why I got the laptop in the first place, my other computer completely broke down, after having to get fixed several times before that. Is there any prayer, that you know of, such as "Dear Lord, please restore my computer's speakers, and its bluetooth mouse, and its downloading capabilities, and its display settings... Amen".
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And yet you still want evidence that God exists?
He has revealed His works in your computer, by smiting it repeatedly!
God knows you only use it for vile and ungodly things anyways, such as promoting atheism.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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04-10-2007, 04:50 AM
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God knows you only use it for vile and ungodly things anyways, such as promoting atheism.
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Me? an atheist? uh...no. I use it for downloading Mugglecast though I was going to use it for something "godly" though, I wanted to listen to the "sounds of hell" thing from think link that Pastor Zeke gave me. The info is pretty creepy, actually, but I want to hear the sounds.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-10-2007, 11:33 AM
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So it is God then, who has smote my speakers, and not, as I predicted, "Satan"?
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In His infinite Love, God has allowed Satan to infest your laptop as a punishment for being a terrorist sympathiser. Clear?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-10-2007, 10:47 PM
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In His infinite Love, God has allowed Satan to infest your laptop as a punishment for being a terrorist sympathiser. Clear?
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My computer works fine today, actually. The sound is restored, and all that was wrong with my mouse was that it needed new batteries.
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Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat? -
04-10-2007, 11:49 PM
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My computer works fine today, actually. The sound is restored, and all that was wrong with my mouse was that it needed new batteries.
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Maybe your spirit just needs some new batteries, too! I know just what you're wanting . . . A HOLY GHOST ENEMA!
If that don't get your engine revving . . .
By the way, perhaps you can download the audio file and listen to Hell that way.
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04-11-2007, 04:29 AM
I found the sounds of hell on youtube lol, Towards the end she sounds like she's getting "Holy Ghost Enema" herself!
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