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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-18-2007, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by dustyjo
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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-18-2007, 05:22 PM
I don't know if any of these guests are still around and not banned already, but...
by heathen do you mean pagan? Roman, Greek or Nordic?
I hope you're not from one of those wacky eastern religions.
SF
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
Last edited by Star Finder; 01-18-2007 at 05:22 PM.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-19-2007, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Star Finder
I don't know if any of these guests are still around and not banned already, but...
by heathen do you mean pagan? Roman, Greek or Nordic?
I hope you're not from one of those wacky eastern religions.
SF
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I find that rather rich, coming from the resident rock worshipper. Tell me, Star-Finder, how are your stones?
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-19-2007, 09:41 AM
0_0 I think someone just got owned.....
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-19-2007, 06:40 PM
My stones are GREAT!
The great Rock God has recently sent his son to earth.
Here he is being measured for a new suit
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-28-2007, 04:46 PM
Rocks are way better then Jesus.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-28-2007, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
Rocks are way better then Jesus.
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You silly boy! God is the only Rock we need!
Deuteronomy 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-28-2007, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
Rocks are way better then Jesus.
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Don't worry, there will be no shortage of rocks in hell, where you're going if you don't repent and tithe to Landover soon.
Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-28-2007, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You silly boy! God is the only Rock we need!
Deuteronomy 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.
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Exactly.
I hoped people thought further instead of calling my post "Blasphemous trash".
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-29-2007, 02:10 AM
Had they "thought further," they would have come to the exact same conclusion. Your post was blasphemous trash (which no one else actually called it, liar).
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-29-2007, 09:08 PM
That post was rated 'Blasphemous trash'.
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Christ's Battle Axe
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-29-2007, 10:13 PM
Ah. Quite appropriate, in any case.
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