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deres oil in meh tears -
07-07-2010, 03:57 PM
da oils killen da birds
n meh tears r fallin dwn meh face
bp needs 2 stop da leek
deres oil in meh tears
plz help da golf animals
plz clean up da water
plz stop da leek bp
deres oil in meh tears
i dunno wat more 2 do
i want 2 help da birds
ppl want 2 swim dere 2
deres oil in meh tears
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Re: deres oil in meh tears -
07-07-2010, 04:07 PM
Is this some type of heathen voodoo chant? Are putting a satanic hex on us?
This makes me very uncomfortable.
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Re: deres oil in meh tears -
07-07-2010, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Fallen Angel
da oils killen da birds
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There is oil killing the birds
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n meh tears r fallin dwn meh face
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And my tears are falling down my face
British Patrolium needs to stop the leak
There is oil in my tears
Please help Tiger Woods
Please clean up the water
Please stop the leak British Patrolium
There is oil in my tears
I do not know what more to do
I want to help the birds
People want to swim there too
There is oil in my tears
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Re: deres oil in meh tears -
07-07-2010, 04:18 PM
Who knew the pirate spoke goth?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: deres oil in meh tears -
07-07-2010, 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Who knew the pirate spoke goth?
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I had to get some help with the translation.
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Re: deres oil in meh tears -
07-08-2010, 07:52 AM
If there's oil in your tears, you may want to see a doctor about it. I don't think that's normal.
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Re: deres oil in meh tears -
07-08-2010, 09:36 AM
This emo poetry crap just sickens me. Just as God's righteous and Holy wrath of hurricane Katrina cleansed the city of New Orleans of sodomites, the BP oil "spill" is a gentle message from Jesus that people should stop eating shellfish.
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God Hates Shrimp
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: deres oil in meh tears -
07-08-2010, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
This emo poetry crap just sickens me. Just as God's righteous and Holy wrath of hurricane Katrina cleansed the city of New Orleans of sodomites, the BP oil "spill" is a gentle message from Jesus that people should stop eating shellfish.
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But what about the fishes?
Was not the mythical son of Elohim partial to a bit of fish?
King James Collected Fairy Tales
Luke 9:16
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Then he took the five loaves and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed them, and brake, and gave to the disciples to set before the multitude.
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Re: deres oil in meh tears -
07-08-2010, 11:20 AM
It was fresh water fish, probably.
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