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Default my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 05:36 AM

Leviticus 19:27
Ephesians 5:4
Leviticus 19:16
Exodus 20:8
Leviticus 11:10
Leviticus 19:19
Leviticus 11:7
Leviticus 15:19-20

and my aboustle favorite 1 Timothy 2:12

This is why i believe in science
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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 05:40 AM

Those are some of my aboustle favoritest verses ever.

Erm, why would you call yourself a Darwinist and quote such godly scriptures?

I am confounded.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 05:46 AM

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PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 05:51 AM

I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

Timothy 2:12

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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 05:53 AM

Those are glorious verses of Scripture indeed!

While I can appreciate that you believe in a method of inquiry, may I also suggest that you pay attention in your remedial American English classes? Functional literacy is expected from even the lowliest members of society these days.

Here is another verse you may enjoy:

I Timothy 6:20-21
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.


I encourage you to reject secular "science" which leads us further from God, and embrace True Science™.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 05:53 AM

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I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

Timothy 2:12

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What is wrong with it? You had better start making sense, lady.


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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 06:01 AM

first im a guy
second i believe in science
third i spelled one word wrong so i can't spell at all?
4th why do you believe in a book older then all of us
where you there? did you see jesus do his miracles?
didn't think so

and what the piffle is this? you guys have a smiley of middle easterns with guns so you bomb them and thats consider a smiley?
We are the result of evolution we didn't just come outta nowhere by a guy in the sky.

this is why i hate religion


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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 06:05 AM

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping monkeys and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 06:16 AM

You do realize that science is a method, not a set of beliefs, right?

There are many more problems with your American composition than a single misspelled word.

We believe in the Bible because God told us that He will leave His Word for us:

Psalm 12:6-7
The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

Isaiah 40:8
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

II Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

You are aware that depraved "science" books are older than you, yet you profess a belief in the words they contain? How does it feel to be a hypocrite, foolish little man?

Your hatred and contempt for your Creator is consuming you, and it is keeping you from accepting the Truth™. Jesus loves you, and He brought you here for a reason. Repent of your wicked, ignorant ways, and let Him enter your heart with His penetrating Love and fill you with the Holy Spirit! You are spiraling out of control toward an eternity in the lake of fire, but we want you to join us in the bosom of Christ in Heaven!

Now please, make an introduction for yourself. Tell us about yourself - in grammatically correct American - and about how you came to wallow in sin and depredation. Tell us about how horrible your life is without Christ and why you have now come to God's Favorite Forum to receive guidance toward Salvation™.

I will pray for you.


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 06:17 AM

lol god i love this site
i cant even think of something to say to this
you guys make me laugh i get a message i get an infraction for being a sassy femnazi bitch. and how i worship monkeys and spread my legs for a dollar haha god this site is awesome
oh man anyways back to this why do you follow a book? why do you need too i follow what i want deem is right not what "God" deems right. i don't steal because it's a sin. I don't do it because its a dick thing to do.
second are you they guys that believe dinosaurs existed with humans? or are you the guys that think dinosaurs bones were buried to test faith?


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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 06:26 AM

Dinosaurs are explicitly mentioned in the Bible.

Job 40:15-24
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 06:29 AM

lol i know science isn't beliefs
and with science being older then me i know that
but if i asked i wanna see someone walk on water i don't see that
but if i asked to see proof that the universe is made up of matter and i want to see water in all three stages it can be in i can see that
and your telling me science isn't gonna find the cure for aids but prayer will?

Job 40:15-24

not really seeing the dinosaur in that passage i see a creature but I don't automatically see it as a dinosuar




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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 06:32 AM

Yes, prayer will cure AIDS. I have personally seen amputees regenerate their limbs through the power of prayer.

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 06:38 AM

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Leviticus 19:27
Ephesians 5:4
Leviticus 19:16
Exodus 20:8
Leviticus 11:10
Leviticus 19:19
Leviticus 11:7
Leviticus 15:19-20

and my aboustle favorite 1 Timothy 2:12

This is why i believe in science
That's an impressive list for a godmocker.

Maybe you should add Romans 6:23 to it.


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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 08-31-2010, 10:10 AM

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lol i know science isn't beliefs
and with science being older then me i know that
but if i asked i wanna see someone walk on water i don't see that
but if i asked to see proof that the universe is made up of matter and i want to see water in all three stages it can be in i can see that
and your telling me science isn't gonna find the cure for aids but prayer will?

Job 40:15-24

not really seeing the dinosaur in that passage i see a creature but I don't automatically see it as a dinosuar


My college, Jedediah, is correct. Here's a lecture series that I'd done on this very topic: Dinosaurs and the Bible. In my lecture, I reference Scienceforcreation.com; yet another source, and a legitimate site, organized by Dr. Mace Baker, one of my favorite Creation Scientists - barring Kent Hovind.

Is it that you're too blind to see the Truth, or just that you don't want to see it? Has your hatred of your Lord and Savior really infected you so deeply?
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Default Re: my aboustle favorite quotes - 09-11-2010, 08:57 PM

Dear Mr 123

I have read the verses you suggested, and am glad you like Leviticus. It really is amazing how long our scientific tradition has been established!
Periodically, of course, great civilisations collapse. Gibbon's “Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire” has become quite the cliché for decadence and ruin (at least for us - but all civilisations show the same cycle).

The post mentioned one or two interesting points, and I think that I may reflect on how your words have jogged my memory.
Your comments regarding the description of a dinosaur were particularly pertinent. I gather your position is that dinosaur bones have not just been buried to provide some sort of retroactive support for recent proposals concerning their history? and will have been available periodically for examination by - well, anyone who found them, I suppose, whether that was yesterday, in 1842 or several thousand years ago! Part of the destruction of any civilisation, of course, is the loss of much - or all - of its learning, unless great pains are taken to preserve it.
DINOSAURS
A lot of our knowledge about the relationship between bones and soft tissue (muscles, tendons etc.) & nerves comes from sports medicine. I don’t need to tell you how critical this branch of science is on the football field or whatever, because you already know. Presumably the Romans had some similar knowledge gleaned over several hundred years of athletic competition - some of it may have trickled down to us, but any athletic culture will have such knowledge and - in the absence of actual dinosaurs - could apply that knowledge to any skeletons they found, just as we have done. (Actual dinosaurs would be better, though.) In the case of large dinosaurs - a stegosaurus, say - the brain cavity inside the skull is small. Quite complete skeletons exist and how the bones were linked together by muscles is fairly well understood thanks to the contribution of vets and chiropractors, whose expertise is quite relevant. They can distinguish from the shape of the bones where muscles were attached, where nerves ran etc., and can verify earlier knowledge that has been preserved, such as it is, to be correct.
Deuteronomy 34:7 And Moses was an hundred and twenty years old when he died: his eye was not dim, nor his natural force abated.
Our “natural force” as the Deuteronomist terms it, is associated with the head - we observe the world through our eyes, ears, etc., and associate language thought and consciousness primarily with the brain. The strength which enables us to rule over all the animals - whether you think we should do so or not - is our intelligence. Even the strongest human is weak compared to an elephant. That is why we are hunters, rather than hunted. Our natural force, and our strength lies in our head.
Stegosaurus has a very small head, and a tiny brain. Its strength lay in MUSCLE, and all those muscles control bones hinged from the spine and the hips - massive hind legs, huge thick spiked tail, front legs less powerful. The focus of the animal was its middle. The tiny brain only had to see food (grass, leaves) and eat it. The rest of the animal was controlled from a ganglion of nerves near the base of the tail. This was significantly larger than its brain, because it was controlling most of the muscles. The muscles controlled the bones (legs, swishing tail etc.) of these animals, and the large ganglion of nerves, protected underneath the hard backbone, controlled the muscles. For a stegosaurus then, its strength and its natural force are centrally located.
Job 40:15b, 16 he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
I am not saying that Behemoth = Stegosaurus; there were numerous animals in this category, all very much as described.
Mr. Cyber has a link elsewhere in this thread to his most erudite lecture series. We are taught this as children. Are you saying, Mr 123, that you were not?
Mr. Jedediah is a highly regarded creation scientist. Naturally his research is peer reviewed, and his teaching is consistent with geological evidence the scientific method. Not all branches of academia can substantiate such a claim. I am able to receive authoritative instruction at home and have no wish to engage in disrespectful verbal jousting. 1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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but if i asked to see proof that the universe is made up of matter and i want to see water in all three stages it can be in…
..did you ever go to school or anything? Small wonder then, the home-education revolution!
I don’t mind answering your questions, I suppose; yes, the universe is made of matter. Cambridge dictionary: Matter = physical substance in the universe

It is not my place to provide proof: that has already been provided by somebody else, with evidence so I am not usurping anyone’s authority. What did you think it was made out of, goobies?

PROOF - the universe is made out of matter and some of the matter is water

Genesis 1:7 And God made the firmament and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
Genesis 2:2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. -- see NOTE below EVIDENCE
Genesis 2:6 But there went up a mist from the earth

Cambridge dictionary: mist = a water vapour suspended in the air

EVIDENCE
Job 9:30, 31 If I wash myself with snow water (snow is crystalline water, “water” of course is liquid water) and make my hands never so clean; Yet shalt thou plunge me in the ditch
(this is also an example of God’s Perfect Love) PRAISE HIM!

..so we have all 3 states of water you were looking for PLUS a phase transition from solid (snow) to liquid (water)

EVIDENCE Note re. 7th day: this refers to another point you raised that it is advisable to have the weekends off. Sweatshops are notoriously unproductive as a brief comparison of the economies of atheist North Korea and Christian revivalist South Korea demonstrates.

I’m not sure what “piffle” is but you mentioned a smiley of middle eastern people - I’m glad you can recognise them as Middle Eastern from their behaviour. I know that Landover Baptist does not endorse any form of race or gender stereotypification.
However if you look closely, you will notice that they are blowing themselves up.
Just as some people have preserved knowledge through the ages - so others have degenerated. From the pinnacle of creation, man’s folly has brought so many low, via barbarism, savagery, heathen pomp and depravity. The final debauch is atheism. Casting aside peer reviewed medical science accumulated over millennia, (ref: your numerous posted references) the secular scientist brings his flock to the very nadir of ignorance -- A.I.D.S. DELIVERED BY SCIENCE. NOT CURED BY SCIENCE.
Congratulations. Jesus will be supervising your torture. With hot things. Forever.
PROOF
You will be.. REVELATION 14:13b shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
EVIDENCE
REVELATION 14:11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night

Perhaps Mr. Jedediah can advise you whether science subjects are available in the remedial education curriculum? They may interest you.

(Thanks to the Creation Science team for the original ideas which Mr. 123’s comments revitalised in my thoughts.)
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