This is what atheists believe

Mary Etheldreda · **This is what atheists believe -** 07-03-2017, 03:11 AM

Seriously, how do they even get dressed in the morning?

Johny Joe Hold · **Re: This is what atheists believe -** 07-03-2017, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Seriously, how do they even get dressed in the morning?

On top of that, they want their silly stuff to be taught our children. If they have their way, and evolution is taught to every child, the country is in serious trouble.

Elmer G. White · **Re: This is what atheists believe -** 07-03-2017, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Seriously, how do they even get dressed in the morning?

Dear Sister,

This is - obviously -funny as the atheists will soon, very very soon (Revelation 22:20) find themselves in most uncomfortable circumstances (Revelation 20:15). Behind the hilarious front, however, a disgusting secret lurks.

Induced sodomy.

Please take a look at the instruments these Behemoths (Job 40:15) are holding. They seem to be arm extensions and that is exactly what the atheist swarm wants to make us believe. However, on the subliminal level and after a quick data search (I usually use the Google Image Search for the most effective way to conduct Creation Science) we can see that the instruments are actually hemorrhoid guns manufactured to penetrate the lower intestinal tract through the sphincter muscles of male youth!

These devices do not work alone, they are used in combination with an anal dilator!

Why are these Behemoths (Job 40:15) smiling? They are smiling because they know that with this image and these devices they've once again seduced another susceptible youngster to the Dark Side. God predicted this day would come with 101% accuracy, as always. Well, He's God for God's Sake!

Isaiah 40:30
Even the youths shall faint and be weary, and the young men shall utterly fall:

The atheists not only believe that the Behemoths (Job 40:15) Created each other (a false belief), they also surmise that these beasts will lead our children (will no-one think of them?) to unnatural fornication (and it will). Behold the Behemoths' device penetrating the victim in the image below (please do not look!):

Can you see the tiny hand of the tyrannosaurid (only two-three fingers) cunningly fine-tuning the device in a clear mockery of Jesusfine-tuning our natural laws!

God Created the World. The atheists only created sodomy. Please accept my gratitude, Sister Mary, for bringing this image to our attention. Only by laughing at the atheists' antics can we counter-strike their sodomistic strokes. Only by ridiculing their fossilized theories can be pave the road to President Trump to re-gain the Control of the Nation not unlike King Asa (not the one who trusted modern medicine and DIED - 2 Chronicles 16:12-13 - but the other one)!

1 Kings 15:11-12
And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

MitzaLizalor · **Re: This is what atheists believe -** 07-08-2017, 03:55 PM

The trouble with atheism is that it has no standards making it impossible for anyone to understand whatever theory has been cooked up lately! One day evolutionism insinuates that we all came from dinosaurs then just as you get your head around that.—.as is necessary to explain how it's wrong.—.dinosaurs are all birds and lay eggs in which case the platypus would have evolved most elegant plumage by now. So should we.

I do not have feathers.
Where are the feathers?

Can you imagine what it must be like living like that? What reason is there, on atheism, not to seed rainclouds with arsenic so that all the babies get poisoned? After all, if that were kept up long enough with giant arsenic blimps surely there'd be a selective pressure for arsenic resistance? On atheism, by developing more and more virulent poisons and spraying babies from blimps over several generations, humanity would benefit enormously! Just think of it! A species absolutely immune to all poisons! From there it would be a short step to evolving radiation immunity by simply nuking the earth for a couple of generations until new humans who couldn't be nuked (by aliens, say) were born.

With no moral compass what alternative is there for atheism? No absolute standard telling us right from wrong; no divine examples to instruct us; no communication from angels; no redress for wrongdoing other than what we decide for ourselves; no reason to feed someone other than because they're hungry; no reason to light a fire other than because it's cold or to offer someone a cool drink except that it's hot; this is what atheists believe.

Thank God we got Jesus!