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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-13-2013, 09:14 PM
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Don't forget your yellow lycra!
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Thank you for your concern. I am sure that everyone in the Freddie household prances around in spandex zentai suits and I have not replied to you earlier due to not having checked out such products since the 90's and DuPont having sold out to the Koch brothers (not to mention all that awkwardness last year) as they advised when I contacted them yesterday. Please do not interpret this as an apology.
However I am sure that your polymerised clothing is not 100% almost certainly it will be blended with nylon or cotton, possibly (due to the inclemency of the weather) even wool. And there have been some especially lurid designs around using lycra & linen blended with latex appliqué honestly I don't know what comes over people you probably wake up with your garment shredded, a void where time was wondering what continent you're on and whether those piles of lace and velvet contain bodies.
Leviticus 19
19b thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
KJV . context God's standard is clear. Pure nylon garments, 100% wool or cotton, leather, mink and sable are all OK (although sable is rather difficult to spin). Woolblend, poly/cotton, acrylic/elastane and similar mixed fibre abominations are not. Since lycra is a co-polymer you will need to seek instruction from Pastor Ezekiel about that particular product after you accept Jesus (perhaps when you're setting up the tithing plan?) but I doubt that you can purchase any garments without other fibres blended so it's a moot point isn't it.
Zephaniah 1
7 Hold thy peace at the presence of the Lord GOD: for the day of the LORD is at hand: for the LORD hath prepared a sacrifice, he hath bid his guests.
8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
9a In the same day also will I punish all those that leap on the threshold
KJV There are fabrics available that are suitable for Christian apparel, when making costumes for my friends I use satin (which is 100% silk) and nylon (which is 100% nylon) here are a couple of samples:
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a nice crushed satin . . . . . . . . or . . . . . this nylon-on-nylon interlock appliqué . . . . . . . . . . satin/distressed satin combinations always look smart
Is there a Mrs Freddie? Perhaps you could show her those suggestions and she will see that it is possible to dress appropriately after all. Even if you don't. But as I head into town this morning I can't stop thinking about your zentai suits which on all levels are absolutely offensive even if you don't wear tham.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-14-2013, 02:41 PM
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So do you wear a lot of fabrics like the ones on these examples? You must have some very colourful outfits.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-14-2013, 10:24 PM
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So do you wear a lot of fabrics like the ones on these examples? You must have some very colourful outfits.
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We make costumes for witmessing at art festivals which are stuffed full of heathens. Some of my friends are nurses who are also artistic and I produce skirts for them, in 2 lengths. The ankle length red and green satin (reversible) pattern is quite good and available from stock. At present they are complaining that the other length is too long so I am doing some alterations. The waistband is a quick release design for rapid costume change. The spotted satin (green) is combined with black & blue stripes as a lining and is quite effective, or it may be worn the other way around. The Stripes are cut on a bias, in 2 different directions: ideal for stage or trapeze. No good for unicycle or stilts. There is also some blue with silver zigzags around somewhere.
I do not use shatnez. Some fabric has holographic sequins which, not being fibres, cannot be mixed fibres. These fabrics are either 100% polyester, 100% nylon or a type of spun vinyl.
Although I find these events offensive I am strengthened by Jesus' words:
John 4:35 Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest? behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest. KJV
and am happy to go where He leads. Soon He will be returning. Wouldn't you like to meet Him in the sky with joy?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-15-2013, 01:50 AM
Interesting, you said...
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God's standard is clear. Pure nylon garments, 100% wool or cotton, leather, mink and sable are all OK
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But you have just said you make garments that are not 100% pure, the dye used to colour the silk for example, is not made from silk is it? Once the silk takes on the colour of the dye it can not be said to be 100% pure as it now has other substances soaked into its very fabric.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-15-2013, 02:08 AM
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Interesting, you said...
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God's standard is clear. Pure nylon garments, 100% wool or cotton, leather, mink and sable are all OK
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But you have just said you make garments that are not 100% pure, the dye used to colour the silk for example, is not made from silk is it? Once the silk takes on the colour of the dye it can not be said to be 100% pure as it now has other substances soaked into its very fabric.
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DEUTERONOMY 22
11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
12 Thou shalt make thee fringes upon the four quarters of thy vesture, wherewith thou coverest thyself.
KJV The dye is not a fibre. Silk, being produced by an animal, is one type of thread such as may not be combined with another type. Shellfish derived pigments are also produced by animals and are the same type of material although when presented as yarn it is not of the same type as any other yarn. Similarly in the case of linen. It is a plant produced type of material as is a vegetable derived dyestuff; both are produced by plants although when presented as yarn it is not of the same type as any other yarn.
I hope you can follow this? Insufficient Bible Study tends to distort the thought prosesses.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-15-2013, 02:34 AM
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The dye is not a fibre. Silk, being produced by an animal, is one type of thread such as may not be combined with another type. Shellfish derived pigments are also produced by animals and are the same type of material although when presented as yarn it is not of the same type as any other yarn. Similarly in the case of linen. It is a plant produced type of material as is a vegetable derived dyestuff; both are produced by plants although when presented as yarn it is not of the same type as any other yarn.
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Here are some straws to clutch at
As you try to justify wearing clothes made from impure cloth.
If you are going to live as your book of fairy tale dictates your fabric should be this colourful.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-15-2013, 04:17 AM
I am apoplectic. And I didn't mean to like this post. My fingers slipped.
You better stay away from my wife, David!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-15-2013, 05:58 AM
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justify wearing clothes made from impure cloth
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When did I say I wear them?
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06-15-2013, 06:01 AM
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I am apoplectic. And I didn't mean to like this post. My fingers slipped.
You better stay away from my wife, David!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-15-2013, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MatzoLizalor
When did I say I wear them?
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True, you did not admit to wearing them.
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Originally Posted by MatzoLizalor
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So you do not wear these fabrics yourself, you just use them to make garments for your "friends" that, according to mythology you believe to be true, will damn them to eternal suffering in the pits of Hell!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-17-2013, 10:39 AM
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True, you did not admit to wearing them.
So you do not wear these fabrics yourself, you just use them to make garments for your "friends" that, according to mythology you believe to be true, will damn them to eternal suffering in the pits of Hell!
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The fabrics I sew are of a single type of yarn, no combinations. Joseph, for example, had a coat of many colours but there is no mention of mupliple yarns used in its weaving. In fact I've just been looking at some new costumes made by a couple of friends which were very colourful, but I know they were all made from a single fibre type. In any event, heathens with whom I am obliged to associate will be going to hell regardless of what clothes they wear because they have rejected Jesus. Some of them even worship pasta.
None of them wear it.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-17-2013, 01:11 PM
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Joseph, for example, had a coat of many colours but there is no mention of mupliple yarns used in its weaving.
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The is no mention of Joseph's coat being made from dyed yarn either, unless you would care to enlighten me and point me towards the passage in you book of fairy tales that disciples the dyeing.
A coat of many colours can be made from wool without colouring it with something that is not wool.
I give you sheep of many colours.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-17-2013, 01:41 PM
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The is no mention of Joseph's coat being made from dyed yarn either, unless you would care to enlighten me and point me towards the passage in you book of fairy tales that disciples the dyeing.
A coat of many colours can be made from wool without colouring it with something that is not wool.
I give you sheep of many colours.
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Didn't you know? Jesus dyed for our sins.
I'm here all week, don't forget to tip the waitress and check out the veal.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-17-2013, 02:11 PM
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Didn't you know? Jesus dyed for our sins.
I'm here all week, don't forget to tip the waitress and check out the veal.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-18-2013, 10:02 AM
I don't eat veal.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-18-2013, 12:36 PM
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I don't eat veal.
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Why are you offended that you don't eat veal?
I don't eat aubergine but I don't find not eating it offensive.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-18-2013, 12:54 PM
Foreign looking foods at the cafeteria. No way is that Godly. Jesus ate hamburgers and pizzas. Chugged it down with Coca Cola. Like any good Christian.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-18-2013, 09:28 PM
Hi there Jo Hope these 3 posts shown at once makes it clear for you:
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
Didn't you know? Jesus dyed for our sins.
I'm here all week, don't forget to tip the waitress and check out the veal.
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Originally Posted by Adam Fag
[hilite]I don't eat veal.
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Why are you offended that you don't eat veal?
I don't eat aubergine but I don't find not eating it offensive.
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See those gold blocks? They're what I call "gold blocks" and they make some words stand out. The theme in our chat is veal so I should go next
"No, I don't."
Does it hurt a lot? Or just at night? Where are we up to?
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FREE: don't forget to tip the waitress and check out the veal
AD: I don't eat veal.
JO: you don't eat veal?
AD: No, I don't
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Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-19-2013, 01:29 AM
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The theme in our chat is veal
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Looks up at the top of the page Nope, the theme of this thread is What are you offended by right now?
You have still not explained why the fact that you don't eat veal is offensive to you.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-19-2013, 02:24 AM
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Looks up at the top of the page Nope, the theme of this thread is What are you offended by right now?
You have still not explained why the fact that you don't eat veal is offensive to you.
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Pay no attention to this meatball. He's all hopped up on the marijuana.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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