The unfortunate thing about trying to beat the queer out of someone is that we have to follow secular laws.
Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
I think Brother Deaner did some time for something similar.
I would contact a senior Pastor and have them send you our Ex-Gay™ promo kit (complete with printed material and a 45 minute VHS explaining why they are going to hell). Then suit up (you don't want to catch the AID).
And go drop it off
We have many ex-gays here at Landover, make sure you point out the testimonials to your fag neighbors.