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Default Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth - 12-16-2012, 06:22 AM



I dont like that "metaphorically" part though, atheists needs to be punched in the mouth, literally
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Default Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth - 12-16-2012, 03:53 PM
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I dont like that "metaphorically" part though, atheists needs to be punched in the mouth, literally
Well that makes no sense. Bullies are often bigger than the people they bully.

Can a dwarf bully Andre the Giant? I think this dope has mixed his metaphors.

Or something like that.

A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Default Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth - 12-16-2012, 04:33 PM
May I ask if heaven is all loving and happiness, fun joy. There's no hate, losing, bad, and anything negative. Is this correct? Just asking... thanks.

I hope you understand. My English is not good.

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Default Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth - 12-16-2012, 04:40 PM
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I dont like that "metaphorically" part though, atheists needs to be punched in the mouth, literally
I am not a large man, body and height wise, but I will stand up and punch any atheist that I come across. I will gladly do this in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. First I need new running shoes in case the atheist bully turns out NOT to be a paper tiger.

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May I ask if heaven is all loving and happiness, fun joy. There's no hate, losing, bad, and anything negative. Is this correct? Just asking... thanks.

I hope you understand. My English is not good.
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Your English may not be good but Hell accepts all languages.
Hi. What are you trying to mean? Please be more specific and simple. Thanks.

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Default Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth - 12-16-2012, 05:05 PM
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Hi. What are you trying to mean? Please be more specific and simple. Thanks.
I would direct any questions you have regarding Heaven and its atmosphere to a Church elder.

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I would direct any questions you have regarding Heaven and its atmosphere to a Church elder.
Why to a Church elder only?

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Default Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth - 12-16-2012, 05:36 PM
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Why to a Church elder only?
Because they are wise in the ways of the Lord. You can't seek advice from those unwise in the ways of True Christianity™. To do so will corrupt your soul and, in my opinion, relegate you to queer, re-tard and Joo status.

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Default Re: Matt Barber: Atheists Needs to Be Punched In The Mouth - 12-16-2012, 05:38 PM
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Why to a Church elder only?
If I were you I would change your signature to a KJV 1611 quote. Anything else is hedonistic.

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If I were you I would change your signature to a KJV 1611 quote. Anything else is hedonistic.
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May I ask if heaven is all loving and happiness, fun joy. There's no hate, losing, bad, and anything negative. Is this correct? Just asking... thanks.

I hope you understand. My English is not good.
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