[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS story leaves me with quite a few misgivings (the author seems a bit liberal for my taste), but it seems that the author has his heart in the right place. Just look at that cute little pink-stocked assault rifle he gave his 10 year old daughter.



#10: SMLE
The 10 SMLE was the other great weapon of the Modern British Empire (The Brown Bess musket being the first). Several MILLION Short Model Lee-Enfields in .303 caliber are still spread across the Earth, waiting to be used to evolve the species by killing the weak.

The Smelly, as it is called by those who love it, can be rebarreled in .308 (And was, by the Indians at the Ishapore Arsenal). There are still several billion rounds of .303 surplus out there, however, and it is still loaded by modern manufacturers. Karamojo Bell was such a testosterone laden bastard he used to hunt ELEPHANT with one. Forget .470 Nitro Express and .375 Holland & Holland Magnum. This was a warrior par excellence.

The Smelly is still the fastest bolt action out there, and a trained soldier (All Brits have Viking blood in their veins, either from the Norse, or those lesser Danes, but probably both) can fire just about a round a second in volley fire, and easily a round every five seconds aimed. It's an ugly stick with a barrel on it, and a bayonet lug that mounts either a spike big enough to crucify someone, or a blade the size of a small sword. The front end of a SMLE is the bad end of a SMLE. You want to be on the good end, behind it.

It was used in WWI by Brits, Canadians, Aussies, Kiwis, some Americans and various allies. It slaughtered Turks and Germans. In WWII, it slaughtered more Germans and Italians. Okay, maybe bragging about dead Italians isn't so great, but it also killed Sicilians. And killing Germans definitely is a mark of manliness, because they also carry strong Viking genes. It was used in Burma, Malaysia and throughout the Pacific against the Imperial Japanese. It has won many wars.

Best of all, with so many still out there, the prices are quite reasonable, and spare parts are plentiful. Of course, the Smelly doesn’t break down much, so you shouldn't need spare parts, except the safety lever, and why would a real warrior worry about the safety? If you shoot someone, it's because you intended to and they deserved to die. If you can't find a Smelly near you, you may also carry a Lee-Enfield #4 Mk 1 and feel just as manly, it being the final offpsring of the line.




#9: Mosin-Nagant M44
Speaking of guns without safeties, here's the Mosin-Nagant M44 Carbine from Russia. The Mosin was used by the Russians against the Finns, the Finns against the Russians, the Estonians against the Russians, the Russians against the Russians, and the Russians against the Germans. It does, in fact, have a safety, but it's quite hard to engage. But this is not a complaint one would ever voice in the Red Army. Your officer would reply, "Safety? Safety? Is gun! Meant to kill! No warrior should know he has safety on gun, because he should be killing enemies of homeland! Safety make loud click to aid enemy in locating warriors! No safety!" while pounding his fist on the table.

And the Mosin can kill enemies of homeland. The muzzle blast will vaporize green growth within a few feet of the muzzle, and even if you miss, the enemy will be reduced to shouting "WHAT?" to communicate. You'll need a recoil pad or shooting jacket. Ordinarily, this might be considered unmanly, but this rifle has a short stock for using while wearing several layers of wool for a Russian winter. It is acceptable to wear padding to fire a Mosin.

Of course, there are also M38, 91/30 and other variations of Mosin-Nagant and all are cool. All, also (except the M38), come with a bayonet. Russian doctrine held that the bayonet was mounted except while traveling in a vehicle, because the Russians understood that an empty rifle could still be a pointy stick—a Viking spear. The Russians loved to spear Turks. So, coincidentally, did the Vikings. This rifle sounds better all the time, doesn't it? The Finns used the Mosin as a sniper rifle during the Winter War, and their greatest Sniper was Simo Häyhä, who had 500 confirmed kills in 100 days. This is a man the Finns describe as "modest" and "self-effacing." It's a good thing the Russians didn't run into a Finn who was proud and arrogant. They'd have been wiped out.

It fires a 7.62X54R (for "Rimmed") cartridge, about as powerful as .30-06, and holds the distinction of being in service from 1891 to the present, longer than any other military cartridge. It is still used in Dragunovs, PKMs and other Russian weapons. It's cheap in quantity. So are the rifles, because they were built for (all variations) over 70 years, by Russia, Finland, Poland, Romania, even the US. As I write this, arsenal-new M44s are $55 to $200. At that price, you should have several, so any guests you have during the Collapse can be outfitted as they receive Enlightenment. Then they can rape, kill, sack and loot with the rest of the men who secure a new Dark Ages to hasten the new renaissance. It will be a manly duty.




#8: GLOCK
The GLOCK is feared by liberals. It's called "plastic" and "ceramic" and "capable of going through airport metal detectors." If this were true, it would be the coolest gun on Earth. But these things are total lies, and serve to point out that liberals are not men, and have no honor. The GLOCK has a plastic frame molded over a kilogram of metal (84% of the weight is metal), and will in fact, show up on any metal detector. So will the dense plastic.

Yes, the correct spelling is GLOCK. GLOCK insists so. As they are men and wish to loudly announce themselves, this should always be respected.

But the GLOCK is tough. How tough? This tough! To summarize: The GLOCK in question has not been cleaned in ten years, has been buried in dirt, saltwater, gravel, talc, dropped from a plane, dragged behind a car, tossed off a roof, driven over with a truck, and it still works. Gaston Glock didn't know anything about guns, and started from the ground up, thus not having any preconceived notions and incorporating the best technology available. It is an almost flawless killing machine.

GLOCKs came originally in 9mm, and have also been made in various numbers in 10mm, .40S&W, .380, 9X21mm, .357 Sig and .45 GAP. However, the only acceptable caliber for a man to carry is .45 ACP. 10mm is good but hard to find, .40S&W is a wussified 10mm that the FBI created when it found out its agents weren't manly enough for 10mm, .357 Sig is excellent but hard to find, .45 GAP is new and untested, .380 is only acceptable as a backup caliber, and no man would be found dead with a 9mm. Actually, a man knows he WOULD be found dead with a 9mm, because a 9mm is a .45 set on stun, and real men do not believe in stun.

GLOCKs are not cheap. They are much in demand by police and military around the world. Fascist European pussies refuse to sell them to Israel, because they secretly like the idea of dead Jews. The Israelis, being practical and almost as manly as Vikings, acquire GLOCKs anyway. If Viking king Harald Hardraada were alive today, his symbol of power would be a GLOCK 21.



#7: Swiss K31 Carbine
"While traveling around Switzerland on Sundays, everywhere one hears gunfire, but a peaceful gunfire: this is the Swiss practicing their favorite sport, their national sport. They are doing their obligatory shooting, or practicing for the regional, Cantonal or federal shooting festivals, as their ancestors did it with the musket, the arquebus or the crossbow. Everywhere, one meets urbanites and country people, rifle to the shoulder, causing foreigners to exclaim: 'You are having a revolution!"

- General Henri Guisan

Switzerland has not been invaded in 800 years, because every man and most of the women are issued guns which they keep at home. Imagine a government that not only allows but INSISTS its citizens keep military grade weapons. That's points right there. Even more, they hold quarterly Schuetzenfests, at which shooting, carousing and drinking are expected. And it's entirely possible you will have your ass handed to you by a 13 year old girl shooting a select-fire StG90 assault rifle that she carried to the range from school, slung across her back while pedaling her bicycle. Swiss GIRLS are better men than most allegedly-male American liberals.

There is a story, possibly apocryphal but awesome nonetheless, that a ranking German (possibly the Kaiser) was visiting and watching the Swiss military on their summer maneuvers. He asked the Swiss commander, "How big a force do you command?"

The Swiss general confidently replied, "I can mobilize one million men in twenty-four hours."

The German asked, "What would happen if I marched five million men in here tomorrow?"

The Swiss replied, "Each of my men will fire five shots and go home."

Note that Switzerland was not invaded during either World War, and still used an updated version of the same bolt action rifle from 1889 to 1959, and kept it in reserve service until 1980.

The Swiss K31 carbine is…well, the Swiss Watch of rifles. It is precise, sturdy, accurate, powerful and unusual in having a straight pull bolt action. It might as well be semi-auto, if a gas tube had just been added. But the Swiss are traditionalists and not afraid of it.

The K31 packs a kick. It fires a 7.5 mm Swiss round that is expensive, because it only comes from Switzerland and it's only available in match grade. There is no non-match grade Swiss Ammo. Swiss soldiers don't miss. This is why they've never had to demonstrate the fact. Invaders fear a mountain range full of snipers.

The K31 is available surplus for $100-$160, in conditions varying from "Arsenal new" to "Beaver chewed." The beaver chewed version is because the Swiss, when performing their summer drills, tend to use the rifle butts to pound TENT STAKES when they run short of mallets. It is an ugly but durable weapon, from a nation that respects the warrior spirit. As a bonus, when buying one surplus, one may find a card under the buttplate identifying the gentleman who was issued it. This is an awesome historical detail: a warrior's weapon with the warrior's mark on it. Some people have even managed to contact the soldier or his family from this information.



#6: AK47
Another communist piece of trash, and I say that with the greatest respect. The Automat Kalashnikov in 7.62X39mm is simple enough for a third world peasant. It's quite robust. It is muzzle heavy and thus shoots well in full auto, though it is unlikely you can own a full auto one legally. Still, in semi, the weight helps a bit with rapid fire. The AK can be called anything except pretty and accurate, and it lacks a bolt stop to hold the action open when empty. On the other hand, you can bury it in the mud for a week and it will still fire after you urinate in it to sluice the mud out. You can also elect to get a variation of the newer AK74 and AK100, in 5.45X 39mm. Also look at Valmet, Finland, who makes AKs with their own name. These ARE accurate, but pricey.

The AK is one of the two most popular and common military rifles in the world today. It is a must for a warrior's armory.




#5: Smith & Wesson Model 29
The .44 Magnum, as carried by Dirty Harry, is the quintessential man's gun. Harry took no crap from anyone. Any cop who clutches a thug in the elevator in front of his attorney and the prosecutor, compares him to dogshit and implies impending death is doing Odin's work.

Did you know that in "The Eiger Sanction" Clint decided the stunts were too dangerous for him to ask anyone to do them for him, so he learned mountain climbing and was the last climber up the Totem Pole in Monument Valley, before climbing the Eiger? That scene with the 1000 foot drop below and he has to cut his rope? Yup. Clint did that stunt. He writes his own music (he's an accomplished jazz pianist), performs it and directs most of his movies. He ran for mayor of Carmel, then left after one term. A modest, competent man and a role model for all. He should play heavy metal to be perfect, but he was also born in 1930 (meaning he was 43 when he climbed that mountain), so we can excuse the jazz bit. At least it's not rap, country or disco.

Even without that manly vote, the Model 29 was designer Elmer Keith's triumph: A hand cannon that packs as much wallop as many mid-range rifles. It can be used to hunt fairly large game, and it will put a thug down with extreme pain. Mercifully, the pain will fade concurrently with blood loss from the gaping hole it leaves.

It's a comfortable revolver, and if .44 Magnum is too much, you can load it with .44 Special instead. It is stronger than it needs to be, quite accurate, and instantly recognizeable. Carrying it in a well-made leather holster says that you are, in fact, a man and you take no crap.




#4: AR15
Lots of people will dispute my choice of this rifle. Those people are whiners and pussies. Let's look at the facts: The Air Police grabbed it under direction from General Curtis leMay. Upon seeing it in Vietnam, the Green Berets, SEALs, and SAS jumped on it, to be followed by the Singaporean Special Forces and the Israelis. It soon became standard. Certainly, there were problems early on, in part because the limpwristed twits in Army Logistics made changes to the weapon and ammo without consulting with the designer, Eugene Stoner. The USMC (the manliest men of the manliest military on the planet, and true Vikings—shipboard warriors who strike fear into their enemies just by existing) were called in to remedy some of those flaws with the M16A2.

It works well in the desert, as long as it's not overlubed—the direct gas system blows dust out with every shot. All myths aside, the 5.56 mm round has killed a LOT of Asian losers who thought they could screw with Americans and come out ahead. If anyone doubts it, I have a standing offer to meet them at 500 yards and we'll swap fire. I get to shoot first. At 500 yards, a 5.56mm still packs more energy than a .45 ACP does at the muzzle. That's plenty of power. And it's not a sniper rifle. You should not be engaging at that range with an assault rifle. It's made to be light, deadly and face-to-face. It's the modern equivalent of the Viking's bow and broadsword.

What can you do with this rifle? What CAN'T you do with it? It can be converted to .22, 6mm, 6.8mm, .300 Fireball, 9mm, .50 Beowulf. All you have to do is press two pins and swap upper receivers. You can have anything from a 6" pistol to a 24" match rifle in a matter of minutes. It can be equipped with scopes, sights, lights, lasers, grips, slings, counterweights, pouches, compartments, underslung launchers and shotguns, bayonets and probably a kitchen sink. The USMC is impressed enough to have designed an M16A4 and plans to carry it for some time. At 45 years and counting, it holds the record for rifle service life in the US military, was and still is the rifle of choice of several elite units. Third world peasants carry AK47s. Elite experts carry AR15s.

I've used military versions of the M16, M16A1, M16A2, M16A3, M4, M4A1, XM177, GAU-5, manufactured by Colt, H&R, FN, civilian rifles from Bushmaster, Armalite, Eagle, Olympic Arms, Cavalry Arms, PWA and others. Conditions varied from Arctic, desert, swamp, woodland, field, urban. Problems? Few and far between. Clean out the crud, dry and lightly oil per the manual. Real men DO read manuals, regarding instruments of death.

I've attached the following pictures, to show the phallic excess one can achieve for a laugh, and to prove that my 9 year old daughter is more of a man and warrior than you. But you can get there if you work at it, and start by buying a good gun and learning how to use it. AR15s start at $550 and go up. Generally, the manlier the more expensive, but over $2000 indicates you are just showing off.




#3: Remington 870
Geek with a .45 says, "The pump action shotgun is sort of a Swiss Army gun." He's correct. You can hunt birds, squirrels, deer, criminals or terrorists.

The Remington 870 has been around for decades. It is easy to maintain, easy to find parts for, almost flawlessly reliable, can be outfitted with a broad variety of accessories that enhance its inherent and undisguisable lethality. I recommend a 20" barrel with an extended 7 round magazine, plus one in the chamber, alternating buckshot and slugs. Or you can go with all buckshot. This affords the opportunity to fire 8 rounds with 9 pellets each of 000 buck, measuring approximately 9mm, in about two and a half seconds with practice. That's twice the output of an Uzi with better hit probability and more power. In other words, as guns go, it is very well hung.

For hunting, I'd recommend a 24" barrel with changeable choke tubes. You can get longer, but don't really need it.

The only real disadvantage to a shotgun is range. 100 yards is about the limit, and less with shot. This is offset by the advantages of a reassuring "kaCLACK" as you cycle it (reassuring to you. Gut wrenching to your target), massive firepower that can leave a man standing dead, looking down at a hole in his torso big enough to toss a dog through, versatility of ammo, simplicity and low cost. You can often get one police surplus for under $150, used, and new for under $300.

Every house needs at least one pistol, rifle and shotgun. THIS is the shotgun if you can afford it. By all means buy a more modern Benelli as well, but the 870 is still the American standard. When the revolting scum start rioting like chimps and burning cars in the streets of America, it will quickly come to a stop because of Viking-sired rednecks with Remington 870 pump action shotguns.



#2: Colt Model 1911A1 .45 ACP
John Moses Browning is the patron saint of shooters and weapon designers. This was a man so manly that his sole purpose in life was to create weapons to kill tasty animals and the enemies of our nation in job lots. These weapons were so successful that both sides used the Hi Power in WWII, and the US Army is fixing its unmanly error of the 9mm by calling for bids on a new .45, while the Marine Recon units and certain other Special Operations units are STILL using the Model 1911A1 with a few improvements, 96 years after it was first fielded.

There are many versions of the 1911. The patent is expired, and dozens of companies produce a version. What can you expect? Real warriors know a good gun, and this gun is the most popular for that reason. This is a pistol so manly that during WWII, it was even made by Singer Sewing Machine, and collectors prize that version for its rarity. The 1911 is THE pistol people think of when the word is invoked. In fact, when I am World Dictator, the only pistols that will be allowed to be produced will be the 1911 and the GLOCK.

The 1911 is available in long slide, standard, short, bobbed, officer's models (slightly more compact), with dozens of accessories and custom shapes, in chrome, nickel, stainless, blued steel, Damascus, aluminum, titanium and plastics. All are good. The one caution is that some effete whimps have persuaded makers to produce some NON .45 versions, in .38 Super, 9mm and other inferior chamberings. A real man may carry a more powerful 10mm version, but he better have a .45 ACP slide and barrel at home as backup.




#1: Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle
Ronnie Barrett is a true modern Viking. He hunts big game. He plays with guns. One day in the late 70s, he thought to himself, "Wouldn't it be cool if there was a RIFLE that fired the same .50 BMG cartridge as Saint John Browning's Heavy Machine Gun?" So he built it. That's manly.

When the metrosexual Kalifornia wusses were wetting their pants over "assault rifles," he got dragged into the argument. You see, Ronnie sells many weapons to police departments, for use in stopping bad guys, so they claim. By "bad" guy they sometimes mean tattooed gangbanger. They also sometimes mean balding, pony-tailed, pot-smoking hippie, though. After all, this IS Cretinfornia.

[SUV]

Oh! I'd decided to come here to see if I could find our girlie-Man, Darren Ingram-Myers. Wondered if he ever came around here. Silly idea!

This was the wrong thread to come into! I know that's a Gun, 'cause y'all are definitely not happy to see me!

[Marshall]

I have a few of those and the 1911 is my favorite.
However.

#1: Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle
Pretty manly I must agree. Perfect for vaporizing diaper heads and killing trucks.

#2: Colt Model 1911A1 .45 ACP
Agreed. Best semiautomatic handgun made.

#3: Remington 870
Agreed. Reliable and versatile. It can be customized to suit many needs and it kills trespassers dead as Hillary Clintons heart.

#4: AR15
Add the M203 attachment and I'll agree to a point. It jams. A lot. It refuses to accept sandy conditions. H&K makes a version that is far more robust and reliable and requires no retraining for soldiers or Marines. This rifle is improved 110% with the addition of the M203 under barrel cannon."One man demolition crew".

#5: Smith & Wesson Model 29
Agreed. 44Mag is a wonderful caliber and can blow heads clean off.

#6: AK47
No. Absolutely not. Horrible rifle, built like a tractor in actual tractor factories, commie POS. Reliable and durable takes a back seat to Communism and inaccuracy.

#7: Swiss K31 Carbine
No. Bolt actions are gay. They are for hunting animals not terrorists. The author needs to look at a calander because it's the 21st century.

#8: GLOCK
Agreed. Great pistol and very reliable, durable and accurate.

#9: Mosin-Nagant M44
No. See reason #7.

#10: SMLE
Again No. WWI technology has no place on the modern battlefield. Great for Curio or Relic collectors or for retooling to hunt animals but the era of bolt action has ended. The bolt action rifle just doesn't have the zazz of newer weaponry.

My list would include
M1 Garand.
30-06 does wonders for creating tunnels in bad guys.

Thompson Submachinegun.
Great weapon that reeks of authority. It's profile is recognizable all over the world plus it comes in 100round versions fed through a drum.

Browning M2 50 cal HMG.
Ma Deuce. Absolutely dead reliable and accurate with ample killing power. The report alone makes enemies flee in terror.
#1 on my list of many weapons.

UZI.
Good gun despite it's Jew history. Killed a lot of Arabs over the years.

Winchester 86 lever action. Classic cowboy rifle. Killed lots of naked savages over the years.

[Peter]

I only have 5 favorites:
#1 Vespid neutron blaster
This one has some serious power.

#2 Gauss blaster
This gun takes anything down that you want to take down.

#3 Plasma rifle
This gun is handy for shooting over a large distance.

#4 Pulse carbine
Handy for moving and shooting.

#5 Bolt pistol
Handy in combination with chainsword.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

This thread is about real guns that real men shoot in real life, not the sci-fi guns that pudgy sissies with no friends shoot in online video games.

You can't tell the difference between science fiction and reality. No wonder you fall so easily for the lie of evolution.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Peter]

Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben

This thread is about real guns that real men shoot in real life, not the sci-fi guns that pudgy sissies with no friends shoot in online video games.

You can't tell the difference between science fiction and reality. No wonder you fall so easily for the lie of evolution.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

It's not an online game, it's a tabletop strategy battle game.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Originally Posted by Peter

It's not an online game, it's a tabletop strategy battle game.

Well, that is more like it.

The sci-fi guns that pudgy sissies with no friends shoot in tabletop strategy battle games are so much more manly than the ones that pudgy sissies with no friends shoot in online video games.

Edited to add: I think it's the added aspect of playing with dolls and miniature figurines that makes it so.



Come back when you are ready to talk about real guns that real men shoot in real life.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SalvationSeeker]

Amen, brother Billy!
You're right; this kid has completely lost touch with reality and that probably is why he believes in evolution.


Now, a few of my personal favourites:
CZ-75 Automatic - Good 9mm handgun. Accurate and reliable, but with full-auto available.
Dragunov SVD - Reliable, and more accurate than most "normal" (non-sniper) rifles out there.
H&K G3 - It's the G3. Words aren't really needed.
UZI - Same as the G3 really.. No need for words.

[Bryan Tamariki]

My favourite is the Desert Eagle:

http://www.billnkc.com/images/Dreamw...EagleFacts.cfm

[Marshall]

M2 wins for manliest I would think.
Belt fed 50 cal full auto. It has been used for everything from ground support, against ground support, atop tanks, to kill tanks, inside fighter planes, to shoot down fighter planes...jeep/Humvee mounted, the venerable P51 Mustang had 6 of them mounted three to a wing. The US military even had a variant with 4 M2s mounted on pairs aside a pod, the Quad 50. The only thing manlier is the blood of Christ burning a hole in a Wiccan.

The GE Minigun is pretty impressive. 3000 rpm in 7.62mm is no joke.
As for handheld arms I carry a 1911 personally. I used to carry a Glock 21 but the lure of a nice 1911 was almost like Jesus Himself telling me to switch sidearms so I did.
I think Christ would carry one if He didn't already have a mouth sword for self defense.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Not one mention of the SAR 21???

Tsk, tsk. No wonder you Americans are busy loosing two wars across the pond and a few more at home.





Bless you, my movie only gun-nutters,
Father Mo

[Marshall]

Only a Homo would use a rifle with the magazine behind the grip and the ejector right at their ear.
Man up and grab a Colt. Unless you're chicken.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Marshall

Only a Homo would use a Colt.

Agreed.

I prefer an early model (x-rayed of course) WW2 Luger. Much smoother handling than the Colt.


Later, we will talk Beretta... still love the 92.




Bless you, my style challenged knuckledragger,
Father Mo

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Agreed.

I prefer an early model (x-rayed of course) WW2 Luger.

Father Mo

Of course you bead counting papists prefer the gun made popular by your nazi overlords.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I think it's time to bring up the subject of portable antiarcraft missiles, like the Stinger:



It's so simple even a darkie can handle it.

Here's how it looks on the other end:




If more citizens had been armed with Stinger missiles on 9/11, those highjacked airliners would never have made it to the Pentagon or NYC.

It is only a matter of time before muslims highjack another series of airliners, planning to fly them into the Walmart or Sunday church service in YOUR TOWN.

LEGALIZE STINGERS NOW!

[Marshall]

I still prefer the M2.
Perfect for killing True Infidels™ and trashing their hovels and mud brick huts.

[SalvationSeeker]

Hmmm.. Well, if explosive weapons are included:
I've always had a weakness for Thermate grenades.
Gives those sinners a taste of what awaits them in hell!

[Sauron]

Vulcan 20mm cannon: fires at 4000/6000 rpm's with armor-piercing rounds

U.S. Navy CWIZ: uranium-tipped armor-piercing bullets that fire at 5000 rpm's

As for guns that you could actually buy: magnum super rifle(sniping) and the Desert Eagle.

[Marshall]

Originally Posted by Sauron

Vulcan 20mm cannon: fires at 4000/6000 rpm's with armor-piercing rounds

U.S. Navy CWIZ: uranium-tipped armor-piercing bullets that fire at 5000 rpm's

As for guns that you could actually buy: magnum super rifle(sniping) and the Desert Eagle.

The GAU is not a gun, it's a cannon.

I am still voting for the M203 like I was issued in DS1. Nothing like the one man demolition squad. Give a Marine a 203 and a goal and watch as the full fury of the Lord comes down upon his foes with Christ guiding the rounds.

The Desert Eagle is a Jew pistol but still very manly. They even come in the .50 which is impressive although I tend to prefer it in .44 magnum.