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VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-24-2007, 01:48 AM
A hunting buddy of mine asked me if its a sin to use Viagra. Well I don't know but I'm sure our pastors do.
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-24-2007, 02:20 AM
Since all physical disabilites are caused by God (Exodus 4:11), either directly, or by using satan as a medium. (Job 2:6)
They are God's decision, and one shouldn't interfere with His decisions.. or trying to change them.. doing so is witchcraft, as is all "medicine".
Impotence is thus caused by God, and whoever who cannot accept such a gift from God should pray for Him to take it away:
However, if one does that, then one displays a lack of faith.
But he said unto her, Thou speakest as one of the foolish women speaketh.
What? Shall we receive good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive evil?
In all this did not Job sin with his lips.
Job 2:10
He should ask himself what he did to anger God, repent of anything he may or may not have commited, tithe, and beg God's forgiveness:
And if God forgives him, God will restore him, and he will no longer need to use witchcraft-viagra.
If God doesn't restore him however.. then he should simply do above steps harder.
Tithe everything he ownes, dress in ashes and sackcloth and so forth..
If nothing helps, then he will just have to accept that God will not cure his impotence:
And that God must have a good reason for so doing.
In either case, viagra is witchcraft.
Rebuke him in the name of JESUS.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-24-2007, 02:29 AM
I certainly do, Brother Elmer. I can't find anywhere in the Bible where that forbids it.
Besides, the big pharmaceutical companies are a bulwark in the fight against Satan's forces in the Demoncratic party who would like nothing more than to ape the health care system of the godless socialists in Canada and Europe.
Hillary Clinton, keep out of my medicine cabinet!
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-24-2007, 03:10 AM
I find the title of this thread just sick. WWJD with Viagra? Well why would he need it anyway? I mean even if he was still alive pushing close to the age of 28949, he never lusted nor had a desire.
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08-24-2007, 02:38 PM
I think Jesus would sell Viagra over the Internets, make millions, and then turn the list of customers over to the Department of Faith.
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-24-2007, 02:45 PM
Why am I reminded of the story of Jesus and the fig tree?
Matthew 21:19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
20 And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away!
I'm not sure how that correlates exactly to the topic, but for some reason, this thread made me think about it.
But PRAISE HIM!!! there is hope in the next verse!
Matthew 21:21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
If you say to the mountain "BE THOU REMOVED" it shall be done!
Who needs VIAGRA, when you can say "BE THOU REMOVED"?
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-24-2007, 05:13 PM
Yes, What Woody HE Do?
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-25-2007, 01:11 AM
Landover Baptist specifically forbids the possession of any stimulant which might be stolen by the mexes or the kitchen darkies but, as a Pastor, it is my unfortunate duty to investigate all of these things so I can answer questions like this. So here it is.
On a ten scale.
Cialis=2
Viagra=4
Levitra=8
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-25-2007, 01:52 AM
Pastor Al, you scare me. I don't think I would ever want to be rebuked by you.
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-25-2007, 11:16 PM
Whenever my wife asks me why I don't just give up and start using Viagra I tell her this: "If Jesus can rise again on the third day I bet I can rise again with a little patience."
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-26-2007, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
Whenever my wife asks me why I don't just give up and start using Viagra I tell her this: "If Jesus can rise again on the third day I bet I can rise again with a little patience."
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Thanks for sharing that. Now I will never sleep tonight.
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08-26-2007, 02:58 PM
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Thanks for sharing that. Now I will never sleep tonight.
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-26-2007, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Landover Baptist specifically forbids the possession of any stimulant which might be stolen by the mexes or the kitchen darkies but, as a Pastor, it is my unfortunate duty to investigate all of these things so I can answer questions like this. So here it is.
On a ten scale.
Cialis=2
Viagra=4
Levitra=8
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Well, we have only your word on that, don't we, dear Al, seeing as I don't think that doll who helped you in the experiment is capable of talking. *Snicker*
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Re: VIAGRA WWJD? -
08-27-2007, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Well, we have only your word on that, don't we, dear Al, seeing as I don't think that doll who helped you in the experiment is capable of talking. *Snicker*
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What do you mean? Sister SUV can talk quite well, and knows how to SHOUT JESUS!.
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