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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 12:06 AM
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Just because a woman chose to get in the family way doesn't mean she should flaunt it in front of me. I mean, I don't need to be reminded of what she did to get that way.
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There is nothing wrong with the pregnant female form
There are much worse sights out there
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 12:15 AM
Jo Freddie, why you feel the need to post disgusting pornography here is totally beyond me.
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11-08-2010, 12:23 AM
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Jo Freddie, why you feel the need to post disgusting pornography here is totally beyond me.
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Definition of PORNOGRAPHY
1 The depiction of erotic behaviour (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement.
2 Material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behaviour and is intended to cause sexual excitement.
3 The depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction
Nope not Pornography.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 02:07 AM
As unappealing a woman becomes during pregnancy, it must be remembered she is following the wishes of our Lord.
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1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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That said, it is not written that husbands should rejoice in the changes that come over her. It might be an idea that closed communities, such as Freehold, institute a dormitory system for the pregnant women to reside in until this unpleasant time has passed.This home might have a church based employment service for temporary employment of housekeepers. It would be an ambitious endeavor but it could be the answer to many problems.
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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 02:55 AM
Well, after all the fuss of Mrs. Porter's pregancy with our last son, Harold Porter IV, I decided to be at the hospital for the birth of this one and even agreed to witness the delivery.
What a mistake. As she carried on about pain and discomfort, she actually broke out in a disgusting sweat as if she had just run a marathon. Comfortable in bed with plenty of pillows and blankets, and she's squawking about something for the pain is if she had just nailed her thumb with a framing hammer. I told the doctor she has always had a very low tolerance for pain and that we did NOT want any poison that might make my son a retarded.
I went to get a sandwich at the cafeteria and what do I return to? Quite the foul spectacle. They had my wife with her legs in the air and were opening up a Hefty bag underneath her. I asked the doctor and his tag team what in the world they were planning? "We do NOT abort our children!" He said something about "containment of afterbirth" and warned me to get out of his way or leave the room.
You know, she always came home with a clean and pink little boy, rightfully sobbing as he realized the world of sin that he had just entered. This is NOT what came out of my wife! He was almost blue and accompanied by a virtual mudslide of some of the most reprehensible and vile material I have ever seen. I nearly lost my roast beef and cheddar right there.
If ever there was a reminder of just how wicked the woman was when she took the fruit of Satan (and doomed the innocent man as well), this is surely it.
I had no choice but to return home and knock back a couple fingers of Scotch to soothe my nerves and pick them up the next morning after all the mess was cleaned up. Thank Jesus we are done creating 4 sons that will serve Him. I could never do THAT again.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 03:42 AM
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Definition of PORNOGRAPHY
1 The depiction of erotic behaviour (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement.
2 Material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behaviour and is intended to cause sexual excitement.
3 The depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction
Nope not Pornography.
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It's a naked woman, just because you don't find women attractive doesn't mean it's not pornography.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
It's a naked woman, just because you don't find women attractive doesn't mean it's not pornography.
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Just because a picture is of a naked person does not make it pornographic. Those pictures are of naked people, they are not pornographic, they are in no way explicit and do not have any sexual connotation. Are you so depraved that you are incapable of seeing a naked body without thinking of sex?
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 04:04 AM
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Just because a picture is of a naked person does not make it pornographic. Those pictures are of naked people, they are not pornographic, they are in no way explicit and do not have any sexual connotation. Are you so depraved that you are incapable of seeing a naked body without thinking of sex?
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I'm guessing the answer would be "yes".
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 04:42 AM
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Just because a picture is of a naked person does not make it pornographic. Those pictures are of naked people, they are not pornographic, they are in no way explicit and do not have any sexual connotation. Are you so depraved that you are incapable of seeing a naked body without thinking of sex?
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There are only 3 people in this world who should ever see you naked, your mother, your doctor and your spouse. Other than that, it is exploitative and it is pornography!
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 04:54 AM
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There are only 3 people in this world who should ever see you naked, your mother, your doctor and your spouse. Other than that, it is exploitative and it is pornography!
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What a huge pile of Bovine Excrement.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the naked human body and it is only due to your depraved incapability to detach nakedness from sex that makes you think that it is pornographic.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 05:11 AM
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What a huge pile of Bovine Excrement.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the naked human body and it is only due to your depraved incapability to detach nakedness from sex that makes you think that it is pornographic.
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So you're the one person who decides what is pornography and what isn't. Well aren't you special? Obviously I am not the only woman on this board who considers those pictures pornographic. But hey, if sickular society says it's okay then I should just shut up right?
I cannot wait to get a Godly government in, either that or the rapture. I really can't take this filth anymore! It won't be long until people are screwing their pets out in the street!
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 05:18 AM
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So you're the one person who decides what is pornography and what isn't.
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That would have been you, I was going by the dictionary definition, you are the one making up your own.
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I really can't take this filth anymore!
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There goes your depraved mind again, seeing things that only exist inside you head, much like your imaginary friend.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 05:25 AM
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That would have been you, I was going by the dictionary definition, you are the one making up your own.
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Okay going back to your dictionary definition, whose intentions? The model? The photographer? The magazine? Seriously, I want to see a solid line of what is pornography and what isn't, because as far as I'm concerned a person posing naked for a picture that is meant for distribution IS intending a sexual arousal. I mean if they weren't pushing sex, why would they be naked? Especially while pregnant? Pregnant women are actually a fetish!
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There goes your depraved mind again, seeing things that only exist inside you head, much like your imaginary friend.
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I don't know why I took you off my ignore list, I really don't. You know everything, it doesn't matter what we say, or what God says or what anyone else on earth says, your dinner told you to worship it, and away you went.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
as far as I'm concerned a person posing naked for a picture that is meant for distribution IS intending a sexual arousal. I mean if they weren't pushing sex, why would they be naked? Especially while pregnant? Pregnant women are actually a fetish!
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Thank you for displaying precisely the point I have been making, it is you own warped mind that makes you see something as sexual when it is not.
I think you would be much happier if all women dressed like this:
Or is the way their eyes are visible through the fabric to pornographic for you?
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Thank you for displaying precisely the point I have been making, it is you own warped mind that makes you see something as sexual when it is not.
I think you would be much happier if all women dressed like this:
Or is the way their eyes are visible through the fabric to pornographic for you?
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You haven't noticed that I'm a woman, have you. I guess that's a good thing, you don't follow me around like a dog in heat like you do to the younger girls on this board.
And no, I don't believe in burqua's, why is it one extreme to the other with you? What's wrong with a nice sundress? What's wrong with a suit? What's wrong with common decency? But no, if a woman isn't shoving her privates out there for all of the world to see, then she's a prude and must be mocked and laughed at.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 06:06 AM
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Thank you for displaying precisely the point I have been making, it is you own warped mind that makes you see something as sexual when it is not.
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Okay, let me get this straight: We worship Jesus, and you call that "warped." You worship noddles and pirates, but that's just fine....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-08-2010, 06:19 AM
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Okay, let me get this straight: We worship Jesus, and you call that "warped." You worship noddles and pirates, but that's just fine....
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I am not the one trying to redefine what pornography is.
I am not the one who sees the innocence of the naked human form as something sexual and not as a thing of beauty.
So yes I say you lot are the warped ones.
As for my faith I have been over and over this countless times, I do not worship Noodles or Pirates. God chaoses to represent Himself in a Noodly form and Pirates are his chosen people.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-09-2010, 01:25 AM
Pregnancy is a disease, and it should be treated as a disease.
I say keep the woman in bed for her nine month sickness with baby.
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-09-2010, 01:27 AM
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Pregnancy is a disease, and it should be treated as a disease.
I say keep the woman in bed for her nine month sickness with baby.
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Who does the cooking and cleaning then?
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Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen? -
11-09-2010, 01:44 AM
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Who does the cooking and cleaning then?
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When I was preparing to have my first child with my wife, we decided it was best for us both to move her bed to the kitchen. She would get up 3 times a day to put breakfast, lunch and dinner on the table, and I would come in after meals were set up.
She kept a washing board at bedside for clothes as well.
We both agreed this was the godliest way to undergo pregnancy. My two boys would agree that it was successful.
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