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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
I know as a Black man that it is unwise to get involved in the business of white people so I have reserved any previous comment on the passing of your fellow white man who was Mr. Hezekiah. I would like to say that while I was often promised very noble donations from Mr. Hezekiah I never received any of those monies.
If Mr. Hezekiah has suffered from white guilt for the enslavement of my people and left something for me now that he has been eaten it is only just.
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The lies and deceit of the black man have oft made me seethe, but none so much as this. Mr. Hezekiah may have been obsequious. He might have been annoying. He may even have been Jewish. But one thing he was not: He was never dishonest. If he said he was going to do something, he did it. I investigated your allegationalisms regarding the funds he sent you, and this is what I learned:
1. He paid for your full room and board and (before he became a Christian and after he became a Rastafarian temporarily) he also sent you marrywana. He continued to pay for that illicit substance, the likes of which kills millions of teens every day, until he joined the Church of Scientology.
2. He sent funds DIRECTLY to the sinful school at which you are probably cheating your way through. Yes, thousands of dollars were paid to your tuition account. Not stolen, as you suggest, but properly allocated and received. The law office has the receipts. Did you think you were being allowed to remain in school just because of your charm? Hah.
3. Since you were not at the reading of his will, you will not receive the $500 million he left you. The clause pointed out that you had to be present to "win." Sorry, but there is no contesting that after the fact.
I have not shared with anyone the more than generous gifts he left for me because I am still waiting on a few technicalities to take full advantage of them. I assure you that I will honor Mr. Hezekiah's memory, even though he is likely in Hell at this moment because of my failure to witness to him properly of Jesus and His forgiveness.
Despite his flaky and inconsistent behavior when it comes to his soul, Michael Hezekiah was an upright man who meant well. He tasted of Jesus' love, the false love of Jah, the even more false love of L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise, the new age nonsense that caused him to fill his home with incense and strange sitar music, and then once again tasted Jesus' sweet honey. His Judaism caused him to sometimes be greedy and meddle into others' affairs unasked, but his service to me was above board.
I thank Jesus that I knew Michael, and I just know how much he touched the rest of the members of this church. Those of you who loved him, please know that his love for you was just as great.