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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 01-29-2012, 09:46 PM



You all are such a good Christians

I bet youd do that too.

Plus, the guy in the vid rocks!


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 01-29-2012, 09:54 PM

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I bet youd do that too.
You simply don't understand us. We would never call a 16 year old girl who went to court to remove a religious mural from a public school an "evil little thing." That's just wrong.

We would simply call her "an evil thing." Being little has nothing to do with anything important.

I agree, though, that she should not have been exposed to this prayer mural at all. If she had been raised in a good Christian home, by 16 she'd be married off and raising babies instead of wasting her time and public money going to school.


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 01-29-2012, 10:02 PM

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...You all are such a good Christians ...
Why? Because they do what the Bible actually says, and not what you want it to say?

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...I bet youd do that too...
Condemn someone who doesn't agree with their beliefs? Now where would they get off doing something like that?

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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 05-02-2012, 01:05 AM

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@all atheists You should stop being bad and start loving Jesus so you can go to Heaven with us! #John 14:1-4
Annie1, please remember Timothy 2:12 before trying to teach another man.
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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 05-02-2012, 02:58 AM

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Annie1, please remember Timothy 2:12 before trying to teach another man.
GiF, please remember your place on this forum: Unsaved Trash.

Please also remember that 1 Timothy 2:12 is referring to conduct in the church. This is not a church, is it? No, it's the internet.


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 05-07-2012, 10:38 AM

Most athiest I know don't consider Atheism a religion just a way of thinking. Also a lot aren't hateful mean people. You may disagree with their views and that's fine but don't stereotype.
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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 05-07-2012, 10:48 AM

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Most athiest I know don't consider Atheism a religion just a way of thinking. Also a lot aren't hateful mean people. You may disagree with their views and that's fine but don't stereotype.
Who are you missy?

Don't you realise it's rude to barge into someone else's place without a proper introduction? Tell us about yourself, the instructions are at the top of the Introduction Forum.

By the way its spelt atheist, and why is it fine for you to moan about us stereotyping and then do it yourself?

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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 05-07-2012, 06:31 PM

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Most athiest I know don't consider Atheism a religion just a way of thinking. Also a lot aren't hateful mean people. You may disagree with their views and that's fine but don't stereotype.
Most atheists I know understand that "atheist" is not a proper noun, thus not capitalized, and that it is spelled "atheist".

And no matter how nice each one seems to be, I know that God considers them wholly evil. Why? Because they sin. Sin is disobeying God. They disobey God by not worshiping Him.

Therefore, all atheists are evil.


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 05-07-2012, 06:55 PM

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Most athiest I know don't consider Atheism a religion just a way of thinking. Also a lot aren't hateful mean people. You may disagree with their views and that's fine but don't stereotype.
Atheism is a religion. They have their holy books (The God Delusion, God is not great etc.). They have their idols (Dawkins, Hitchens, Darwin etc.). They say it is just a non belief but then why do they all meet up for their meetings and conventions?

Do you get,

aYetiist meetings? no

aSantaist meetings? no

aUFOist meetings? no

aTheist meetings? Yes, because it is a religious meeting. Just be honest about it please,

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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-04-2012, 09:56 PM

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Why? Because they do what the Bible actually says, and not what you want it to say?

Condemn someone who doesn't agree with their beliefs? Now where would they get off doing something like that?

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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-04-2012, 10:08 PM

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I suggest you use the googler thing to find out informations about that Ron Jeremy
Didymus is an athiest and will therefore have an encyclopedic knowledge of Ron Jeremy.

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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-04-2012, 10:09 PM

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I suggest you use the googler thing to find out informations about that Ron Jeremy
I suggest you look at the little "badges" under Didymus Much's name.

He's our pet atheist.


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-04-2012, 10:25 PM

I'm sorry, i havent seen it since my computer is very slow to load badges.



I apologise.
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