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Default how sissies and butches are made... - 01-22-2008, 06:48 PM

Speak gently to your little boy and he will grow up to be a sissy
Speak sternly to your little girl and she will grow up to be a butch


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Default Re: how sissies and butches are made... - 01-23-2008, 03:25 PM

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Speak gently to your little boy and he will grow up to be a sissy
Speak sternly to your little girl and she will grow up to be a butch
Where exactly is this in the Bible?


Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: how sissies and butches are made... - 01-23-2008, 04:28 PM

If father is weak around his children depravity will result. They will look to their mother as the strong roll model and they'll end up homers and girl truck mechanics. That's why the Hildog and her femnazi army must be stopped with all this nonsense with women having careers. Woman working out the home? What happens if she makes more money than her husband? What happens if her husband is unemployed and she isn't? Any man whose wife is working should just let her cut off his testicles and get it over with.



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Default Re: how sissies and butches are made... - 01-23-2008, 10:14 PM

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Speak sternly to your little girl and she will grow up to be a butch
Speak to your little girl full stop and she will grow up to be a filthy unwashed drunken vegan lesbian with medium-length hair. You need to teach your children to speak only when spoken to, and since no-one ever wants to hear what women have to say, there's pretty much no reason to ever speak to a little girl.


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Default Re: how sissies and butches are made... - 01-23-2008, 11:47 PM

When you do allow your young children to play with other children, if they're role-playing superheroes, make sure the boys don't choose to be Wonder-Woman or Cat-Woman. If you have girls, make sure they pretend to be Wonder-Woman or Cat-Woman.


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"Sissys" and "butches" aren't made... they're born. Explain how same sex relationships have been found among animals.
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Default Re: how sissies and butches are made... - 01-31-2008, 03:23 AM

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"Sissys" and "butches" aren't made... they're born. Explain how same sex relationships have been found among animals.
Meaning what? Everyone knows man was created separately from animals.



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Default Re: how sissies and butches are made... - 01-31-2008, 05:44 AM

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Speak to your little girl full stop and she will grow up to be a filthy unwashed drunken vegan lesbian with medium-length hair. You need to teach your children to speak only when spoken to, and since no-one ever wants to hear what women have to say, there's pretty much no reason to ever speak to a little girl.
You can say that again, Brother Tee. To what purpose are daughters? They grow up to be women, do they not?

For it is written thus:

1 Timothy 5:13 And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.
1 Timothy 5:14 I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.
1 Timothy 5:15 For some are already turned aside after Satan.


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Default Re: how sissies and butches are made... - 01-31-2008, 11:03 PM

In our church we teach the boys and girls how to behave early. It is a proven fact that the those english boarding schools produce more homers and lesbeans than any other school. There hormones come up, and with no godly education and nothing of the opposite sex around, they just start playing with each other. So they learn there homer,lesbean ways early. You show them when there in grade school just what to do and with whom, and there learn to enjoy the OPPASIT sex just fine. No homer,lesbeans have ever been produced in our church.
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Default Re: how sissies and butches are made... - 01-31-2008, 11:19 PM

I think sissies come from liberal parents. Then when the child grows up and finds out everybody hates him and his politics, the child has no choice but to join the homosexual community for comfort, friendship and to get sodomized.

Butches are straight from hell if you ask me. If you're a father and your daughter starts showing signs of wanting to fix the car it's too bad you can't drown her.
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