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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-01-2015, 04:30 PM
Not one of the poll choices, but "Religion of Self" immediately comes to mind. So many folks I've met call themselves "spiritual, but not religious," but when asked what makes them spiritual, the answers are such gobbledygook as "I meditate," "I see the spirituality in nature/my children, my body, others, blah blah blah."
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-01-2015, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rodrigo
... gobbledygook...
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - you forgot one -
10-10-2015, 06:52 PM
I tried to enter this forum with an open mind and after nothing but attacks and quotes from the bible I can honestly say that you forgot one false religion on your poll:
LANDOVER BAPTIST
Good bye and I truly believe that THIS type of religion is the root of MANY evils of this world...
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - you forgot one -
10-10-2015, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TruthNotIgnorance
...Good bye...
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Nope, you're still here.
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...and I truly believe that THIS type of religion is the root of MANY evils of this world...
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What "type" is that?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - you forgot one -
10-10-2015, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
What "type" is that?
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I am pretty sure he is referring to the religion of the True Christians on this forum.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - you forgot one -
10-10-2015, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TruthNotIgnorance
I tried to enter this forum with an open mind and after nothing but attacks and quotes from the bible I can honestly say that you forgot one false religion on your poll:
LANDOVER BAPTIST
Good bye and I truly believe that THIS type of religion is the root of MANY evils of this world...
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - you forgot one -
10-11-2015, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by TruthNotIgnorance
I tried to enter this forum with an open mind and after nothing but attacks and quotes from the bible I can honestly say that you forgot one false religion on your poll:
LANDOVER BAPTIST
Good bye and I truly believe that THIS type of religion is the root of MANY evils of this world...
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Don't let the forum door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out.
And enjoy hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-13-2015, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
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The really worst false Religion surely is: NON-CATHOLIC CHRISTIANITY!!!
I mean think about it for just a few Moments and you must recognize it too.
Non-Catholic Christians only think or pretend to be Christians while disobeying
Jesus wurde who told us to always follow the HOLY DESCENDANT OF ST.PETER THE ROCK and who told US to be Part of the HOLY ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH THAT JESUS HIMSELF FOUNDED.
So NON CATHOLIC CHRISTIANS sway uncertain seeking People away from the one True Vaticanic church and so People who would like to follow the truth get damned for Hell Instead.
So being a NON-CATHOLIC CHRISTIAN is worse than openly siding with Satan or His Indian Henchman Buddha for example!!!
Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-13-2015, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Regens Kuechl
The really worst false Religion surely is: NON-CATHOLIC CHRISTIANITY!!!
I mean think about it for just a few Moments and you must recognize it too.
Non-Catholic Christians only think or pretend to be Christians while disobeying
Jesus wurde who told us to always follow the HOLY DESCENDANT OF ST.PETER THE ROCK and who told US to be Part of the HOLY ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH THAT JESUS HIMSELF FOUNDED.
So NON CATHOLIC CHRISTIANS sway uncertain seeking People away from the one True Vaticanic church and so People who would like to follow the truth get damned for Hell Instead.
So being a NON-CATHOLIC CHRISTIAN is worse than openly siding with Satan or His Indian Henchman Buddha for example!!!
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Oh, how Catlicks are not even Christians. Let me count the ways
1. The Poop is called the Holy Father. John 17:11 tells us that this name belongs to God and God alone.
B. The Poop claims to be the head of the church. Colossians 1:18 tells us that Jesus, not the Poop, is head of the church.
3. Crucifixes and Mary Worship. Exodus 20:3-6 tells us that Cat Lickers are not Christians.
4. Apocryphal Books. Deuteronomy 4:2 removes any chance of your being Christians.
Need I even continue?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-13-2015, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Regens Kuechl
Jesus wurde who told us to always follow the HOLY DESCENDANT OF ST.PETER THE ROCK and who told US to be Part of the HOLY ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH THAT JESUS HIMSELF FOUNDED.
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Wait, wait, what? Have I missed something? Are popes children of the previous popes, and claim that their bloodline goes all the way to Apostle Peter?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-25-2015, 12:54 AM
I have to admit this is my first post however i have been lurking off and on for a bit, but recently I have discovered somthing truly ugly popping its head up in the cultural epicenter of sin that is New Orleans. Look at these God Mocking fools. They have created a new religion full of occult symbolism and demonic rituals. These people present a clear and present danger to good God fearing and God loving people. Has anyone else heard about this ridiculous cult in New Orleans called Chewbacchus?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-25-2015, 01:06 AM
how was that a link to pornographic material? excuse my ignorance. I actually made that video myself in an effort to expose these heathens...
<<<inappropriate link removed>>> if you search for it on youtube
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-25-2015, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by buffaloBuodousquie
I have to admit this is my first post however i have been lurking off and on for a bit, but recently I have discovered somthing truly ugly popping its head up in the cultural epicenter of sin that is New Orleans. Look at these God Mocking fools. They have created a new religion full of occult symbolism and demonic rituals. These people present a clear and present danger to good God fearing and God loving people. Has anyone else heard about this ridiculous cult in New Orleans called Chewbacchus?
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Hello mr. Buodousquie,
I am somewhat familiar with Bacchus, Chewbacchus doesn´t ring a bell however. This forum has an Introduction subforum where you can introduce yourself, feel free to use it. Directions are at the top of said subforum.
Kind regards, Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-25-2015, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by buffaloBuodousquie
how was that a link to pornographic material? excuse my ignorance.
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The Christians™ here are easily aroused. They want you to be saved. I am pretty sure most of the men in the congregation are just waiting to fill you with the Huge Love of Jesus.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-25-2015, 02:13 AM
Chewbacchus is a Mardi Gras Parading organization in New Orleans that has officially changed its tax status to that of a Religious organization. They claim to worship a mashup between Bacchus and the Star Wars character Chewbaccha. They have a prayer book, prayers, a false idol they have erected and parade with. They have a shrine where they prey and do rituals involving a sensory deprivation chamber. These guys are seriously troubled and they keep recruiting huge numbers of people. They've only been around for a few years and they have estimated numbers around 3k people. They are a bunch of druggy cosplay nerds promoting idolatry in public streets in New Orleans. People bring there kids to see this and think its innocent, though they have no clue whats going on. They just had a giant festival where they burned a giant effigy of their false god.
please spread the word of this dangerous organization...
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-25-2015, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by buffaloBuodousquie
Chewbacchus is a Mardi Gras Parading organization in New Orleans that has officially changed its tax status to that of a Religious organization. They claim to worship a mashup between Bacchus and the Star Wars character Chewbaccha. They have a prayer book, prayers, a false idol they have erected and parade with. They have a shrine where they prey and do rituals involving a sensory deprivation chamber. These guys are seriously troubled and they keep recruiting huge numbers of people. They've only been around for a few years and they have estimated numbers around 3k people. They are a bunch of druggy cosplay nerds promoting idolatry in public streets in New Orleans. People bring there kids to see this and think its innocent, though they have no clue whats going on. They just had a giant festival where they burned a giant effigy of their false god.
please spread the word of this dangerous organization...
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Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum!
I believe you might need to spend less time researching heathen religions, and more time reading the Holy Bible.
Please drop by the Introduction Forum and create a thread to introduce yourself, and please do follow the directions!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-25-2015, 04:42 AM
i don't have to research into them, its becoming a big part of the culture here. They are constantly in the news and constantly throwing events around town, I run into members wearing their memorabilia everywhere I go. They have an event space/"art gallery"/ temple literally right around the corner from me and its starting to creep me out. I have faith that because I have accepted the divine light of Christ into my life that I will be saved, but I worry for the vulnerable people in my community being duped by these people and their crooked ways.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-25-2015, 05:03 AM
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I have faith that because I have accepted the divine light of Christ into my life
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Hello Buffy. You say you have found Jesus but we are yet to witness anything that resembles this. Sister Basilissa has already suggested asked that you toddle off over to the Introduction Forum and follow the guides on how to introduce yourself.
Theres a good girl.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-05-2016, 02:26 AM
Muslims are the worst because they are activly trying to kill us and bring down America. They're even worse than the satan worshipp ers.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-06-2016, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
I've added Mudslimes, if that's who you were thinking of... any others?
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how about Baptists
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