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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-08-2014, 11:01 PM

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So tell us how you know which parts you need to follow to be saved and which parts are merely helpful suggestions. Also, what do you make of this?

[Matthew 4:4 KJV] 4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Note: Every word, not just the ones that you like.
Then save me, Mr. Pastor, sir. Not even being sarcastic at the moment. I actually didn't know you guys are the same as me... republicans? Gee... Anyway. I admit that I should probably be more a little more religious, but I do not want to attack other people .-.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-08-2014, 11:26 PM

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...However, You're not required to follow everything to the letter to be saved...
That's not what the Bible says.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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...Act smart...
"Smart", as an adverb, does not mean "intelligently".

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smartly adverb
- in a strikingly neat and trim manner

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Then save me, Mr. Pastor, sir. Not even being sarcastic at the moment. I actually didn't know you guys are the same as me... republicans? Gee... Anyway. I admit that I should probably be more a little more religious, but I do not want to attack other people .-.
You've already been shown the Bible verses that say that you need to do the will of the Father in heaven — all of it. How do you propose to do that if you don't know what the will of the Father in heaven is? Now get reading, and take notes on such things as the order of creation in the first two chapters of Genesis and the various events described in the four holy Gospels.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-08-2014, 11:43 PM

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You've already been shown the Bible verses that say that you need to do the will of the Father in heaven — all of it. How do you propose to do that if you don't know what the will of the Father in heaven is? Now get reading, and take notes on such things as the order of creation in the first two chapters of Genesis and the various events described in the four holy Gospels.
Hmmm. You, sir, should be my mentor. Not kidding. I may have come here looking to start a flame war, but now...
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-09-2014, 12:14 AM

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Hmmm. You, sir, should be my mentor. Not kidding. I may have come here looking to start a flame war, but now...
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-09-2014, 08:07 AM

I could not agree more with this. Through my years of experience, TF2 ruins lives and faith. My twins play this game!

Usually, I monitor everything my twins do. For instance, when my husband drinks soda, I make him drink from a pink plastic cup. they can make that decision when they're eighteen, but I'll save that for another day.

But I would like to add also that this game is implying that Jesus is black. Let me explain:

We all know that Jesus is one of a kind, quirky, and different from most people. And we all notice that this NEGRO man obviously stands out in the group (being the only NEGRO one, but that's none of my business). And the other chars. act as his lackeys, or APOSTLES. Therefore, this Gabe Know-it-all is suggesting that my beloved is not WHITE (which his obviously is, as you can see in the series 'Bible' - where satin is NEGRO. So, is this 'Know-it-all' man trying to say Jesus is the equivalent of satin? I think so! But that's none of my business.)
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I could not agree more with this. Through my years of experience, TF2 ruins lives and faith. My twins play this game!

Usually, I monitor everything my twins do. For instance, when my husband drinks soda, I make him drink from a pink plastic cup. they can make that decision when they're eighteen, but I'll save that for another day.

But I would like to add also that this game is implying that Jesus is black. Let me explain:

We all know that Jesus is one of a kind, quirky, and different from most people. And we all notice that this NEGRO man obviously stands out in the group (being the only NEGRO one, but that's none of my business). And the other chars. act as his lackeys, or APOSTLES. Therefore, this Gabe Know-it-all is suggesting that my beloved is not WHITE (which his obviously is, as you can see in the series 'Bible' - where satin is NEGRO. So, is this 'Know-it-all' man trying to say Jesus is the equivalent of satin? I think so! But that's none of my business.)
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-12-2014, 09:45 PM

But this game is great! There is so much fun to be had: The class system is very easy to use, the whole game is very addictive and enjoyable! You guys need to get the crosses removed from your puckered up asses and enjoy more stuff!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-12-2014, 11:06 PM

What's wrong with homosexuality? I for one am not a homosexual, but why are you guys against it?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-12-2014, 11:12 PM

Also, how does "get behind me!" relate to homosexuality? Sure, a perverse mind may interpret it as asking one to engage in intercourse, but we are servants of God, are we not? "I love this doctor" is also not homosexuality. Love can also be between friends. This is the non-romantic sense of love. So please, understand what the statement truly means before blaming it for homosexuality.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-12-2014, 11:28 PM

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What's wrong with homosexuality? I for one am not a homosexual, but why are you guys against it?
Really? Have you even read the Bible?

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...I am Christian, and you cannot say I am wrong because no one other than myself and God know me better...
How about Jesus, then?

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

Christian is as Christian does, and you don't do Christian.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-12-2014, 11:36 PM

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Really? Have you even read the Bible?



How about Jesus, then?

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

Christian is as Christian does, and you don't do Christian.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Of course. I forgot that several overly staunch Christians hate homosexuality. Well, I AM a Christian, and I have God by my side to prove it. I do not need much more than that.
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What's wrong with homosexuality? I for one am not a homosexual, but why are you guys against it?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
I don't usually use the "Introductions" section of the forums. I have a tendency to turn an innocent conversation into an awkward one.
I'm not here to flame everybody. Rather, I'm here to ask why some of you are against things that have done nothing wrong.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2014, 01:39 AM

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...I forgot that people who actually believe the Bible is telling the truth hate homosexuality...
FTFY.

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Even though Jesus says differently in the Bible?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2014, 01:41 AM

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FTFY.
Even though Jesus says differently in the Bible?
Please explain the acronym above.
Also, exactly WHERE in the Bible does it explicitly say that I, dalekslayer96, am NOT a Christian?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2014, 01:54 AM

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Please explain the acronym above...
Fixed That For You.

Might have someone explain the wonders of GOOGLE to you, as well. You may have heard of them.

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...Also, exactly WHERE in the Bible does it explicitly say that I, dalekslayer96, am NOT a Christian?
Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

That's Jesus (in the Bible; ever seen one?) saying that claiming you're a Christian won't do you any good.


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I don't usually use the "Introductions" section of the forums. I have a tendency to turn an innocent conversation into an awkward one.
I'm not here to flame everybody. Rather, I'm here to ask why some of you are against things that have done nothing wrong.
This is a Christian forum. What part of "Unsaved NOT Welcome" did you not understand?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Fixed That For You.

Might have someone explain the wonders of GOOGLE to you, as well. You may have heard of them.



Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

That's Jesus (in the Bible; ever seen one?) saying that claiming you're a Christian won't do you any good.
You didn't really fix it. You just edited it. Fixing is the positive sense of the neutral word that is edit.
I couldn't be bothered to Google it because frankly, I'm just here to figure out why you guys are so messed up. Not that all Christians are messed up.
Also, I'm not claiming I'm a Christian. I AM a Christian. There's a difference between a claim and a fact. One is not necessarily right, while the other always is.

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This is a Christian forum. What part of "Unsaved NOT Welcome" did you not understand?
1. Whether I am saved or unsaved is up to God Himself. I do not care about whichever judgement He makes.
2. I do not care about whether I am welcome or not. As far as I am concerned, whether you own this site or your church or not, your words are meaningless compared to the truth.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2014, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dumassgaykid96 View Post
...Also, I'm not claiming I'm a Christian. I AM a Christian...
Even though I've shown you where Jesus says in the Bible that you're not a Christian if you don't do what God tells you to do.

Fine, whatever. If Zeke wants to keep bashing you with Scripture I'll not stop him, but I'm done here.

Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."


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