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06-11-2014, 10:07 PM
I thought you said shamans were too.....I do not see them n this list!
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06-11-2014, 10:22 PM
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I thought you said shamans were too.....I do not see them n this list!
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What on earth are you talking about? The Vampires, Witches and Pagans Party includes shamans. Shamans are pagans, are they not? I don't think you're trying to find any truth, rather just trying to troll, and failing miserably.
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06-11-2014, 10:52 PM
Sorry about my excessive posting ma'am Facebook is just being boring.....so I really have nothing else to do! Anyway I am not really a pagan I am LDS.....
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06-11-2014, 11:04 PM
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o! Anyway I am not really a pagan I am LDS.....
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Explain the difference Mr I-Become-a-New-Adam-When-I-Die.
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06-11-2014, 11:11 PM
You mean ms. For the last time I am female.....not male..And no I am not a polygamy wife
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06-11-2014, 11:44 PM
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I am not really a pagan I am LDS.....
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Mormoons are pagans, you idiotic girl!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-27-2016, 06:21 AM
Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.
Do you feel the not saved-ness rolling off me in waves?
There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane.
Bull
Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.
Hahahahahahaha. For your information I have not been possessed or sold my soul.
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04-27-2016, 06:55 AM
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Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.
Do you feel the not saved-ness rolling off me in waves?
There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane.
Bull
Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.
Hahahahahahaha. For your information I have not been possessed or sold my soul.
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This is one of the weirdest attempts to impersonate a True Christian™ pastor ever. Are you actually trying to make us believe that you are our dear Pastor Billy-Reuben after the ungodly phenomenon of metempsychosis? That is most implausible. As for the witches, the issue is not contested. It may well be that you are sincere in your delusion of being possession-free but that is not the case. Also in secular mental pathology, many people have anosognosia and that is even more true when it comes to Spiritual Diseases.
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Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
The above verse reveals that witchcraft by definition includes also other characteristics that exclude a person from entering Heaven. It would be recommended that you reconsider your position and choose Jesus!
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05-18-2016, 12:15 AM
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Brothers and Sisters, it is time to expose the real truth about wiccans and the like. Here is an end to any doubts that Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Satanists, Wiccans are all in league against God and are the servants of Satan.
It is beyond doubt that these vile people are manifestations of the same unholy church. Moreover they intend to murder The President in a horrible manner. The Department of Faith have a large dossier on Mr Sharkey, that portion that you have a need to know is here.
The Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party was founded by Sharkey in 2005. It is officially recognized by the United States Federal Election Committee. (What maniac agreed to that?!!!)
The Party advocates protection of the religious beliefs and political advancement of individuals identifying themselves as vampires, witches, pagans, demons, Satanists, Wiccans, and those professing similar lifestyles and religious views.
Email any questions, concerns or comments about the party to jonathon@uvwo.org
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.
There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane. Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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HHAHAha Oh Darlings you're such an idiot, you really don't know my work at all. It's cute how you call yourself holy, when you're the most damned of them all. See you soon-Luce
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05-18-2016, 12:46 AM
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HHAHAha Oh Darlings you're such an idiot, you really don't know my work at all. It's cute how you call yourself holy, when you're the most damned of them all. See you soon-Luce
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06-04-2016, 05:06 PM
No, that's wrong. I don't worship satan and I never have. There is no satan in my religion. Also Wiccan, Satanism, Paganism, Vampires and whatever (Demons are part of your religion anyway, what about exorcism?) are NOT the same, there are severe differences, maybe you should read about it a little bit more, then we can talk about it.
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06-04-2016, 06:02 PM
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No, that's wrong. I don't worship satan and I never have. There is no satan in my religion...
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Jesus (in the Bible) says you're lying about everything, always have been, always will, you can't help it, it's just the way God made you (in order to send you to Hell). They believe Jesus.
Good luck.
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06-05-2016, 04:12 PM
well, as I said in a posting before: Christians adopted hell. So I've got nothing to worry about. And why would "God" create someone just to send him to hell? Doesn't make much sense to me, he could have save the time
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06-05-2016, 04:29 PM
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...And why would "God" create someone just to send him to hell?...
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Why would God create Hell, and then not make anyone to go there?
Do you think God is stupid, or something?
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06-06-2016, 04:02 AM
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No, that's wrong. I don't worship satan and I never have. There is no satan in my religion. Also Wiccan, Satanism, Paganism, Vampires and whatever (Demons are part of your religion anyway, what about exorcism?) are NOT the same, there are severe differences, maybe you should read about it a little bit more, then we can talk about it.
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I don't make it a habit to talk with Satan's minions, which you admit to being so long as you are not on Team Jesus (Luke 11:23). The Holy Captain of my team tells me not to waste my breath on useless dogs and disgusting pigs (His words) - those who refuse to believe the remarkable biographical events that surround His Life on Earth (Matthew 7:6). I read your post and the lies and hate just emanate from my own computer screen. I pray the LORD hits you upside the head with a Holy 2X4 and turns you into the biggest Apologist for Christ this century! And because Jesus and I are close, He never refuses my requests! So come back when your heart is on fire for the LORD!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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07-08-2016, 09:29 PM
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I'm also a lesbian, it seems as though they let anybody sign up for this, even us! Also, you other people, seriously, stop being homophobic, racist, sexist, etc., you're just acting idiotic and illogical.
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07-08-2016, 09:47 PM
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I'm also a lesbian, it seems as though they let anybody sign up for this, even us!
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But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!
Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!
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Also, you other people, seriously, stop being homophobic, racist, sexist, etc., you're just acting idiotic and illogical.
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Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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07-09-2016, 12:28 AM
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But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!
Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!
Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!
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Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me. Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive. also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.
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07-09-2016, 12:46 AM
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But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!
Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!
Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!
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Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.
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07-09-2016, 01:11 AM
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Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.
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Why? Since when does one "because I say so" constitute evidence?
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