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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
Sorry, just moved house. Havent found my credit cards yet
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Jesus only accepts real money nancy. U.S. Dollars will work. Our jew accountants are standing by.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man On the point of being banned for lying and libel
Foul Sinner on Moderation
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 04:34 AM
I'm here to read and write posts, not make the webmaster rich.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
I'm here to read and write posts, not make the webmaster rich.
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Well princess, let me disabuse you of your incorrect assumptions. You have been called here by Jesus. Count yourself lucky. You have been given a chance to avoid spending eternity gargling satan's scalding hot spunk in hell. It is up to you to make the most of this rare opportunity.
I don't want you to think that you have any rights in God's forum. If you are here to mock and spit on Jesus, your stay here will be quite short.
And it is not any master of webs, or whatever demonic master you serve, who will be made rich. The Holy Bible tells us that Jesus demands a minimum of 10% of your gross worth each year. So hit that Paypal button and help us spread the word of God to all four corners of the earth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man On the point of being banned for lying and libel
Foul Sinner on Moderation
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Posts: 317
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 04:58 AM
Hey I'm not here to argue...
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Professor of English Landover University
True Christian™
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Ministering to the Liebral Godless of New Zealand
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
Hey I'm not here to argue...
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Why exactly are you here, Jennifer. Or should I say Mike?
It's a bit odd, isn't it? What are you trying to achieve?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man On the point of being banned for lying and libel
Foul Sinner on Moderation
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Posts: 317
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Why exactly are you here, Jennifer. Or should I say Mike?
It's a bit odd, isn't it? What are you trying to achieve?
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Just here to read the forums and have a laugh.
Mike is dead isn't he?
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Professor of English Landover University
True Christian™
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Posts: 3,501
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
Just here to read the forums and have a laugh.
Mike is dead isn't he?
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To be honest, I don't remember what the DOF investigation concluded. I thought he was in jail for stealing men's underwear off clothes lines and had been sold for a packet of tobacco to an inmate called the "Horseman". Or was that Brother Dave?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man On the point of being banned for lying and libel
Foul Sinner on Moderation
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Posts: 317
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 05:34 AM
Not sure. As far as I know Mikey is missing presumed dead.
I'm here, though, alive and well.
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Professor of English Landover University
True Christian™
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Posts: 3,501
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Ministering to the Liebral Godless of New Zealand
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
Not sure. As far as I know Mikey is missing presumed dead.
I'm here, though, alive and well.
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You sound like a liebral heretic to me -- a false Christian. A lost soul in bondage to the forces of darkness. The Lord has doubtless brought you here to the Light of Landover for a reason.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Professor of English Landover University
True Christian™
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Posts: 3,501
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Ministering to the Liebral Godless of New Zealand
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Re: Hi -
10-10-2006, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
Your title says "Senior Member" not True Christian™.
Can a pastor turn my PM's on please?
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You are quite sure about the significance of these titles? And of Brother Jon's status in the church?
It is just as well Mikey isn't here you perverted little faggit, or he'd be smacking your head in with a baseball bat for your insolence.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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