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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-11-2009, 08:58 PM

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I hope all the PERVERTS who click on our site with lotion and Kleenex in hand remember that THESE are the Olsen Twins.

You sick, twisted PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BURN IN HELL!!!
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-14-2009, 01:06 AM

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It is perfectly normal to have unholy thoughts.
An active sexual imagination leads to an active sex life. Im sure you've closed your eyes and pretended you were with Ms. Palin and not your wife a few times, right?
No decent Christian would ever think of Sarah Palin nude.


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-14-2009, 01:16 AM

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No decent Christian would ever think of Sarah Palin nude.
Do you think she has ever even been nude?


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-15-2009, 08:50 PM

Seeing as this has become the Olsen Twins thread, here is a warning about Olsen Twins movies:
New York Minute is...definitely equivalent to a PG-13 in terms of sexual immorality...because of Ashley running around New York in nothing but a bath towel, pushing and daring the threshold of how much of Ashley was acceptable...

While there were no instances of foul language noted, six times God's name was used in vain...[Deut. 5:11]. The greatest violation of wholesome ethics and morality was the icons of wholesome traipsing through New York dressed in only a bathrobe and a towel. At times, Ashley's towel seemed to threaten to expose "R" features, sometimes teasing the brink of indecent. While I would like to not believe it of the Olsen twins, I have no doubt this was intentional. It was clear the filmmakers were using the previously wholesome girls to issue a challenge, as if to say the girls were trying to change their image. [1Tim. 4:12] And what will that say to the rather vast following of tweenage girls the Olsen twins have developed? [Luke 17:2]



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Red face Re: Unholy thougts?! - 02-24-2009, 10:15 AM

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Seeing as this has become the Olsen Twins thread, here is a warning about Olsen Twins movies:
we don't need a warning we are human we have brains... however this forum is beginning to make me wonder, as well as question weather or not religion is really even healthy if it warps and distorts minds to the very unholy things I've seen on this forum.. Rule numero uno. Thou shall not Judge.. it's not our place and you twisted warped christain freaks seem to think it's okay. I'm well aware I'm judging now but honestly your narrow minded and I would venture to say entierly wrong I wouldnt be suprised if I saw each and every one of you in hell with me.
Further more,
Have you ever really taken the time out of your day to consider other things in the bountaful life we have been given? The hell we go through, the things we face on a daily basis be them natural or not?

And did ANYONE in the fourm stop to think that the olsen twins are now offialy over the age of 18? Who gives a flying rats ass the pictures up on the internet and plenty of you bible thumping closet pedofiles have you yourselves had "unholy" thoughts about these girls.


Sorry I'm not fooled by your cover up religious bull shit.

Really.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 02-24-2009, 10:25 AM

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Rule numero uno. Thou shall not Judge..
Missy, if you would spend less time with your cooter and more with the Bible, you would know that we are COMMANDED to judge.

Do you perhaps have itching ears?

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 02-24-2009, 10:45 AM

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Missy, if you would spend less time with your cooter and more with the Bible, you would know that we are COMMANDED to judge.

Do you perhaps have itching ears?

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

PS: what's with the pink?

simply to annoy,
And no it is NOT our place to Judge, not our Job. There is not one ounce of written on onion paper crap that you can throw at me to make me believe that load right there! Honestly only "God" is the one to really judge us, passing judgment is easy and unnecessary because in the end that will all be taken care of by a higher power. The real challenge is learning acceptance.
If you Judge others, You will in turn be judged at the gates, why? because it's NOT your place. You are a servant of god, to spread the word not your overly opinionated judgments and think your playing your little part for god, He made us this way, he knows' he understands.. he trusts that we will do the right thing with or with out the "guidance" of some unknowns whatever they might be.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 02-24-2009, 10:57 AM

Black again, because I can.

So let me get this straight: you somehow believe in a "god", but not the God who gave us this excellent manual called the Bible (KJV 1611 version only)?

Friend, that's got nothing to do with faith. You invented an imaginary friend.

God wrote the Bible, it says so in ... the Bible. Shout Glory!


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 02-24-2009, 11:02 AM

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Black again, because I can.

So let me get this straight: you somehow believe in a "god", but not the God who gave us this excellent manual called the Bible (KJV 1611 version only)?

Friend, that's got nothing to do with faith. You invented an imaginary friend.

God wrote the Bible, it says so in ... the Bible. Shout Glory!


No he had others write it for him, if you paid any kind of attention the books in the bible are written by others.
Stories... but if I read that right you just called the one you all god an imaginary friend...
hum.
You have no place to put any kind of mark on what I believe faith is, nor can you tell me what is and inst faith. your not in my head, I don't play by the "rules". I don't read the bible because I don't need a manual, I go by his will.
No book can do that for me.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 02-24-2009, 11:33 AM

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No he had others write it for him, if you paid any kind of attention the books in the bible are written by others.
Stories... but if I read that right you just called the one you all god an imaginary friend...
hum.
You have no place to put any kind of mark on what I believe faith is, nor can you tell me what is and inst faith. your not in my head, I don't play by the "rules". I don't read the bible because I don't need a manual, I go by his will.
No book can do that for me.
What an idiotic thing to say! Only an unsaved female could come up with such a pile of nonsense.

How can anyone know God's will without knowing His Holy Word? I suppose you fancy yourself "psychic" too, right?


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 02-24-2009, 05:23 PM

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No he had others write it for him <snip>
No book can do that for me.
Let's recap.

(1)GOD had people write the Bible for Him so they could learn His Commandments and not burn in HELL for eternity and,
(2) Because it's a book, you will simply ignore it.

I cannot even begin to explain why that is wrong. I am actually appalled that anyone could say something that idiotic. This is EXACTLY the reason women aren't supposed to have any civil rights.


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No he had others write it for him, if you paid any kind of attention the books in the bible are written by others.
Stories... but if I read that right you just called the one you all god an imaginary friend...
hum.
You have no place to put any kind of mark on what I believe faith is, nor can you tell me what is and inst faith. your not in my head, I don't play by the "rules". I don't read the bible because I don't need a manual, I go by his will.
No book can do that for me.
Friend,

You are a human like me and the any Christian here. We humans are inherently selfish and sinful. This the central message of The Bible. How can you possibly hope to tell between your own selfish nature and what is TRULY right without scripture?



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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-08-2010, 06:49 AM

Why would you even want to see Sarah Palin naked? I mean, maybe that turns you on if you're 50, but if you're that age and still looking/thinking about porn, then you really have no life.
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That image is edited. They are not that "big" in that area. I have unholy thoughts & actions involving those two every single day of my life. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I look at real pictures though, not altered ones. They are beautiful women.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-16-2010, 08:24 AM

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This is EXACTLY the reason women aren't supposed to have any civil rights.
That is one reason I'll never believe in the Bible. God knows it's wrong to favor one gender over the other. It also mentions slaves in the Bible. Burning in Hell for eternity. He's supposed to love us all regardless of our choices. That's why I don't belong to any one religion. There are many things in the Bible that I find appalling. I believe there is a God, and I believe in Jesus. There are many things I believe that are actually in the Bible, but also many that I refuse to believe. I just keep my beliefs & let the church & Bible brainwash other people.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-16-2010, 08:32 AM

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That is one reason I'll never believe in the Bible. God knows it's wrong to favor one gender over the other. It also mentions slaves in the Bible. Burning in Hell for eternity. He's supposed to love us all regardless of our choices. That's why I don't belong to any one religion. There are many things in the Bible that I find appalling. I believe there is a God, and I believe in Jesus. There are many things I believe that are actually in the Bible, but also many that I refuse to believe. I just keep my beliefs & let the church & Bible brainwash other people.
Without the Bible, how do you know Jesus ever existed?

That would be like me claiming to be a scratch golfer even though I have never played nor taken a lesson.


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-16-2010, 08:36 AM

Okay, I'm out of here. This place is so wrong, it's disgusting! I'm definitely not a homose*ual, but I fully believe no one chooses who they're attracted to. While I believe none of us are created that way, I think it may have to do with childhood experiences. It could be a minor thing or a major thing. The mind is an amazing thing, and I think it can be altered while it's maturing. As for women, I believe they are equal to men. We're all human beings. I love women. Why are they not even allowed here? Am I missing something? I hope anyone who judges people for something they can't really help, whether it's who they're attracted to, their gender, or whatever, take a good look in the mirror & see themselves as someone who is wrong to judge others like that. That's all I have... Goodbye forever.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-16-2010, 08:39 AM

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Okay, I'm out of here. This place is so wrong, it's disgusting! I'm definitely not a homose*ual, but I fully believe no one chooses who they're attracted to. While I believe none of us are created that way, I think it may have to do with childhood experiences. It could be a minor thing or a major thing. The mind is an amazing thing, and I think it can be altered while it's maturing. As for women, I believe they are equal to men. We're all human beings. I love women. Why are they not even allowed here? Am I missing something? I hope anyone who judges people for something they can't really help, whether it's who they're attracted to, their gender, or whatever, take a good look in the mirror & see themselves as someone who is wrong to judge others like that. That's all I have... Goodbye forever.
It's such a shame that you will burn in hell for all eternity.

LORD knows we tried.


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-16-2010, 07:00 PM

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It's such a shame that you will burn in hell for all eternity.

LORD knows we tried.
It's a shame that you judge people, when it states in the Bible that only God shall judge.
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It's a shame that you judge people, when it states in the Bible that only God shall judge.
Wromng agin, bucko!
Leviticus 19:15 (King James Version)


15Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

(that would be we True Christians™)


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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