[OnYourKnees]

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THAT is a stereotype if I have ever heard one......

So you're saying that you've also heard many stories about Negroes stealing pies?

See, Deaner! I told you it wasn't just a Freehold thing.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

As True Christians™ are unable to sin* so it is not possible that it is made up.

You are in false belief that you cannot do wrong. EVERY human does wrong. So by saying you are unable to sin you are lying and that is a sin.

Another question, why the hell do you bake pies and put them on your window sill. Its called letting them cool off on your counter. Maybe if you didn't have a learning disability you would realize that baking pies and putting them on a window sill gets them stolen you wouldn't do it anymore.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

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Oh hurray i get an infraction for saying someone has a learning disability. But nobody gets an infraction for calling others morons, idiots, and retards. I know im a big target for the infraction button, but i mean. Come on... grow up. If you dont like what i say then tell me it instead of pressing the infraction button.

[OnYourKnees]

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Oh hurray i get an infraction for saying someone has a learning disability. But nobody gets an infraction for calling others morons, idiots, and retards. I know im a big target for the infraction button, but i mean. Come on... grow up. If you dont like what i say then tell me it instead of pressing the infraction button.

You've been told repeatedly. You don't listen, and you don't learn.

Who has the learning disability?

[Brother Temperance]

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Pictures, evidence. Or else you are just making things up to make black people look bad.

What, so you want Sister Talitha to provide a photo of an event that she missed, but her Meskin gardener saw? How does your camera work, friend?

Oh, and another thing: Have you ever seen a picture of an evolution? If not, how do you know it exists, and not just something made up by Jewish/seculiar scientists to make God look bad?

[Jesus is Lord]

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You are in false belief that you cannot do wrong. EVERY human does wrong. So by saying you are unable to sin you are lying and that is a sin.

I provided chapter and verse proving that True Christians™ cannot sin and I can provide more if you need them. GOD controls our lives and since HE cannot sin neither can we.

Another question, why the hell do you bake pies and put them on your window sill. Its called letting them cool off on your counter. Maybe if you didn't have a learning disability you would realize that baking pies and putting them on a window sill gets them stolen you wouldn't do it anymore.

There are a few reasons why the ladies cool their pies on the window sill.

1. It frees up the counter for more baking.
2. Pies cool faster with the breeze flowing over them.
3. The smell spreads farther when blown by the breeze.

A lady should be able to put her pies to cool on a window sill and not worry about them getting stolen by some tresspassing darkie. I shouldn't have to electrify my property's fence and get more guard dogs to protect my wives' pies but I did.

[OnYourKnees]

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A lady should be able to put her pies to cool on a window sill and not worry about them getting stolen by some trespassing darkie.

Ah, JIL, some people prefer to blame the victim.

Pies deserve to be stolen because they're on windowsills. Next he'll be saying that white women deserve to be raped for the crime of being white and women.

[Ariela_AlleBrou]

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LOL @ this thread.
Forgive me, believers--perhaps it is the Devil who speaks:

But, why can't you let your pies cool on the kitchen table?
I don't understand.
You lock your doors to keep unwanted visitors out at night, don't you?
It's the same with pies.

Cool your pies indoors.
Putting your pies on the 'sil...leaves great potential for 'pie-stealing'!
Anyone who bakes pies should be so cautious...

Plus, think about it:
Letting pies cool in the window...? I mean---there's no telling how many flies or bees will get on it!

...and anyway my daddy never stole pies... Where'd this whole black people steal pies thing come from?

[Brother Temperance]

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Where'd this whole black people steal pies thing come from?

No-one knows where the black tradition of pie-thievery came from. It definitely experienced an upsurge in the 1960s, as the rise of first the Civil Rights movement, and then the more radical Black Nationalist groups like the Nation of Islam encouraged ever more shameless acts of piethievery, but it'd certainly been around for a long time before that. I've heard stories of an "underground railroad" existing in the 19th Century, that provided ex-slaves up in Canada with the white folks' pies to which they had grown accustomed, but I think that's just a myth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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LOL @ this thread.
Forgive me, believers--perhaps it is the Devil who speaks:

But, why can't you let your pies cool on the kitchen table?
I don't understand.
You lock your doors to keep unwanted visitors out at night, don't you?
It's the same with pies.

Cool your pies indoors.
Putting your pies on the 'sil...leaves great potential for 'pie-stealing'!
Anyone who bakes pies should be so cautious...

Plus, think about it:
Letting pies cool in the window...? I mean---there's no telling how many flies or bees will get on it!

...and anyway my daddy never stole pies... Where'd this whole black people steal pies thing come from?

So I take it you are a negress who grew up on a steady diet of malt liquor and stolen pies. Have you ever considered giving up crack and allah? Are you high yellow like that Barrack Hussein Obsama guy? If so, you may have some hope of Salvation©.

[Talitha]

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In the good old days if we could catch 'em stealing we could String-em up from the old Oak Tree. Nowadays It's a bit different.

The Bible tells us in Exodus:
Exodus 22
If a man shall steal an ox, or a sheep, and kill it, or sell it; he shall restore five oxen for an ox, and four sheep for a sheep. If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him. If the sun be risen upon him, there shall be blood shed for him; for he should make full restitution; if he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft.

Now, this looks to me like if you catch the Pie Stealer and he can't replace that one Pie with 5 (or 4 if It's a Lamb casserole) then you can whip him (shed blood).
Then if you still get no joy you can sell him into Slavery.
AND GOD SAYS IT'S OK!

Praise HIM©

[Ariela_AlleBrou]

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Still LOL @ this thread.

Brother Temperance if there was a surge in pie-thievin' in the 60's how can we be so certain that black folks were behind it? It was strange and turbulent times. If anything these pies could have been easily planted among random black people by the CIA...
Likewise wild tales of pie-thievery could have easily been concocted by the govt.

...it has long been talked about within the black community--this Pie-Thievin' Conspiracy...

Pastor Ezekial, yes I am some parts black. My father is black and hispanic.
Yes I am lighter-skinned...around the singer Beyonce's shade.
...and no--I've never smoked crack or drank beer a day in my life. I've never worshipped Allah either. My family are all devout Baptists.

[virginWhore]

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In the good old days if we could catch 'em stealing we could String-em up from the old Oak Tree. Nowadays It's a bit different.

How's that go again?


Tie a yellow pie thief up the old oak tree
its been three long years
with no parole
If I don't see a pie thief in that old oak tree
I'll stay on the bus
forget about us
then blame hillary
If I don't see a pie thief in that oooooollld ooooaaak treeeeeeeee.


(mom and dad listened to Jim Nabors, too. Shoot me)


vw

[virginWhore]

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I would think a maple, or a sycamore, or a poplar would be better...Oaks don't have nice thick horizontal-growing branches.


vw

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I love this picture because it shows that, above all else, racism and its practitioners are just STUPID. Take that, racists!