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Default Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 01:58 AM

I am sorry to bother you on this peaceful evening (well not for me), but my family may require prayer requests! There is a assburgiler retard at our window with a gun, and we have been remaining still and silent upstairs. The demon outside is from the nearby "retard rest home", I think it's name is Doug. I am using my mobile devise to write this. I would get out my shotgun, but I've heard of those assburgalers shooting up whole schools and theaters, and I am afraid if I engage it, it will become provoked and go on a rampage, killing myself and my family. While every once in a while we have a negra druggie of some sort bang on the door, (in fact, just yesterday!) this is not normal. Please send prayers so that my family will be alright. My youngest children are crying, I'm trying to get them quiet.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:17 AM

Try this simple spell !!!!

It's always said that to avoid Death Spell, as killing any one or harming a person is evil and should be avoided. But if you feel that you are troubled too much and disturbed, as some one has ruined or interfering in your life then you
can use this spell to harm him or her and also punish him so that he will never be able to harm you or trouble you.

Now take a picture of the person who has disturbed you and troubled you. After that you will need Owls Blood and dip the picture in the blood. Once this is done go to a graveyard and there take a black candle and place it on the picture and light the candle and chant these words DUSHMAN ZERE NASHT HO, chant these words 200 times and come back. You may repeat these words every day and as you will cast the spell you will see that your enemy is getting destroyed and will be punished for troubling and harming you.

Now very important thing is that while casting the spell, don't be nervous or scared, as by doing this you will make an atmosphere of negative affects and negative energies around you and so you may not get the results. It is important that you are very confident and positive about yourself so that the spell will work for you and will do wonders.


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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:24 AM

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Try this simple spell !!!!

It's always said that to avoid Death Spell, as killing any one or harming a person is evil and should be avoided. But if you feel that you are troubled too much and disturbed, as some one has ruined or interfering in your life then you
can use this spell to harm him or her and also punish him so that he will never be able to harm you or trouble you.

Now take a picture of the person who has disturbed you and troubled you. After that you will need Owls Blood and dip the picture in the blood. Once this is done go to a graveyard and there take a black candle and place it on the picture and light the candle and chant these words DUSHMAN ZERE NASHT HO, chant these words 200 times and come back. You may repeat these words every day and as you will cast the spell you will see that your enemy is getting destroyed and will be punished for troubling and harming you.


Now very important thing is that while casting the spell, don't be nervous or scared, as by doing this you will make an atmosphere of negative affects and negative energies around you and so you may not get the results. It is important that you are very confident and positive about yourself so that the spell will work for you and will do wonders.
I will never resort to witchcraft!! My opinion of you has just been significantly lowered! Chronicles 33:6
Now, please excuse me while I protect my family from an assburger retard! And yes, he is still walking in circles, drooling all over my wife's vegetable garden!


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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:29 AM

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Try this simple spell !!!!

It's always said that to avoid Death Spell, as killing any one or harming a person is evil and should be avoided. But if you feel that you are troubled too much and disturbed, as some one has ruined or interfering in your life then you
can use this spell to harm him or her and also punish him so that he will never be able to harm you or trouble you.

Now take a picture of the person who has disturbed you and troubled you. After that you will need Owls Blood and dip the picture in the blood. Once this is done go to a graveyard and there take a black candle and place it on the picture and light the candle and chant these words DUSHMAN ZERE NASHT HO, chant these words 200 times and come back. You may repeat these words every day and as you will cast the spell you will see that your enemy is getting destroyed and will be punished for troubling and harming you.

Now very important thing is that while casting the spell, don't be nervous or scared, as by doing this you will make an atmosphere of negative affects and negative energies around you and so you may not get the results. It is important that you are very confident and positive about yourself so that the spell will work for you and will do wonders.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12
10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

I hope this was helpful, dear. I will pray for you to stop being a witch.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Cross Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:34 AM

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Try this simple spell !!!!... [childish makebelief incantation copied from a site called the 'Darkness Coven' removed]
Mr. De Morillo,

I am most worried about you. This is not going well. You are presenting material related to pagan spells and you even fail to express them in your own words. This is bad news for your potential regarding Salvation.

1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

You see, with appropriate punishment normal Christian children eventually learn to put away the naiveté of their youth. You should do that also, because eventually the punishment will catch up with you.

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.


Who seeds secular pagan magic when our Lord can perform supernatural miracles for His followers any day?!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:37 AM

The retard appears to have a friend who also wields a gun... I am very concerned. Please, my senior Christians, what should I do? Should I remain hidden with my family, or confront them?


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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:39 AM

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Mr. De Morillo,

I am most worried about you. This is not going well. You are presenting material related to pagan spells and you even fail to express them in your own words. This is bad news for your potential regarding Salvation.

1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

You see, with appropriate punishment normal Christian children eventually learn to put away the naiveté of their youth. You should do that also, because eventually the punishment will catch up with you.

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.


Who seeds secular pagan magic when our Lord can perform supernatural miracles for His followers any day?!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Materials Required:

A square piece of parchment
Black pen/pencil
Rubber band

Method:
Take a square bit of parchment and cut it in such a way that it measures three inches on all sides. Write the name of the person who has offended you, the one you want to take revenge on. As you are doing this visualize the face of the person. Holding the image of the person’s face in your minds eye, once again go over the wrong deed he/she did to you.

After you have written the name of the person on the parchment, cross it by drawing a pentacle on it. Encircle the pentacle with a circle. Now fold the parchment paper thrice and tie it with the rubber band. Once this is accomplished, bring the paper close to your temple and chant this spell thrice:

This spell I shall cast upon you,
So that I maybe protected from further harm that you do
With the words of this spell I shall bind thee
So that in the future you will let me be
I will now have sealed this charm
And I will be protected from your harm.

Place the piece of parchment on the ground and stamp it thrice with the sole of your right shoe. You can be assured that spell has worked and the person learns his lesson.


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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:40 AM

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The retard appears to have a friend who also wields a gun... I am very concerned. Please, my senior Christians, what should I do? Should I remain hidden with my family, or confront them?
Just pray for Divine protection, dear.

John 15:7 - If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

If the guy manages to kill you and/or your family despite your prayers, that will simply mean that you're not a real Christian.
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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:42 AM

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Materials Required:

A square piece of parchment
Black pen/pencil
Rubber band

Method:
Take a square bit of parchment and cut it in such a way that it measures three inches on all sides. Write the name of the person who has offended you, the one you want to take revenge on. As you are doing this visualize the face of the person. Holding the image of the person’s face in your minds eye, once again go over the wrong deed he/she did to you.

After you have written the name of the person on the parchment, cross it by drawing a pentacle on it. Encircle the pentacle with a circle. Now fold the parchment paper thrice and tie it with the rubber band. Once this is accomplished, bring the paper close to your temple and chant this spell thrice:

This spell I shall cast upon you,
So that I maybe protected from further harm that you do
With the words of this spell I shall bind thee
So that in the future you will let me be
I will now have sealed this charm
And I will be protected from your harm.

Place the piece of parchment on the ground and stamp it thrice with the sole of your right shoe. You can be assured that spell has worked and the person learns his lesson.
Dear Mr. Murillo,

which part of

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

don't you understand? I will be happy to translate it into that corrupt dialect of Latin that you people speak.
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Jesus Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:46 AM

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The retard appears to have a friend who also wields a gun... I am very concerned. Please, my senior Christians, what should I do? Should I remain hidden with my family, or confront them?
Dear Mr. Mitch,

Why should you worry? If your Faith is strong enough, Jesus will provide you with protection.

Ecclesiastes 8:5
Whoso keepeth the commandment shall feel no evil thing: and a wise man's heart discerneth both time and judgment.

And in the most magnificent scenario Jesus can take you into Heaven to skip some tedious years toiling the Earth.

Proverbs 12:21
There shall no evil happen to the just: but the wicked shall be filled with mischief.

Seek your soul. If you have Faith, keep the commandments and are just, no evil can harm you! For instance, I have possibly been in the same room a couple of times with the AIDS contagion carriers but Jesus has protected me and I have not caught that lifestyle choice.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:50 AM

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Materials Required:

A square piece of parchment
Black pen/pencil
Rubber band

Method:
Take a square bit of parchment and cut it in such a way that it measures three inches on all sides. Write the name of the person who has offended you, the one you want to take revenge on. As you are doing this visualize the face of the person. Holding the image of the person’s face in your minds eye, once again go over the wrong deed he/she did to you.

After you have written the name of the person on the parchment, cross it by drawing a pentacle on it. Encircle the pentacle with a circle. Now fold the parchment paper thrice and tie it with the rubber band. Once this is accomplished, bring the paper close to your temple and chant this spell thrice:

This spell I shall cast upon you,
So that I maybe protected from further harm that you do
With the words of this spell I shall bind thee
So that in the future you will let me be
I will now have sealed this charm
And I will be protected from your harm.

Place the piece of parchment on the ground and stamp it thrice with the sole of your right shoe. You can be assured that spell has worked and the person learns his lesson.
I resist the sinfull art of witchcraft, demon! I will never fall under the influence of your dark practices. The bible is my weapon, my defender. I listen to its word; as it is god's. I am surprised; you started off as a welcome user. You were a witch in disguise all this time. This proves that some even respected forum members could be satan's spies! Deuteronomy 18:10 there shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.


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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 02:57 AM

I have been praying for some time. And at my bewilderment, the retard can speak. It said something mostly unlegible, something like; loohts leive. And left. My family and I waited. Then, we heard gunshots across the street, and the scream of our Joo neighbor. If only he had accepted Jesus into his heart, his life wouldn't have ended like this.
Titus 1:14. Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.


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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 03:20 AM

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The retard appears to have a friend who also wields a gun... I am very concerned. Please, my senior Christians, what should I do? Should I remain hidden with my family, or confront them?
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Materials Required:

A square piece of parchment
Black pen/pencil
Rubber band

Method:
Take a square bit of parchment and cut it in such a way that it measures three inches on all sides. Write the name of the person who has offended you, the one you want to take revenge on. As you are doing this visualize the face of the person. Holding the image of the person’s face in your minds eye, once again go over the wrong deed he/she did to you.

After you have written the name of the person on the parchment, cross it by drawing a pentacle on it. Encircle the pentacle with a circle. Now fold the parchment paper thrice and tie it with the rubber band. Once this is accomplished, bring the paper close to your temple and chant this spell thrice:

This spell I shall cast upon you,
So that I maybe protected from further harm that you do
With the words of this spell I shall bind thee
So that in the future you will let me be
I will now have sealed this charm
And I will be protected from your harm.

Place the piece of parchment on the ground and stamp it thrice with the sole of your right shoe. You can be assured that spell has worked and the person learns his lesson.


I think the two of you should get a room.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please send prayers to my family and I! - 04-04-2015, 03:22 AM

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I think the two of you should get a room.
I am confused, my dear pastor Zeke. Would you kindly explain?


Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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