My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of trouble)

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I'm worried about my son Skeeter. He seems to be running out of things to shoot at. And I think it's some type of frustration (related to the birds and the bees). Anyway, are there any good, Christian, virgins from good (well off) families out there? A CONCERNED MOTHER

[Jesse]

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Sorry ma'am but how would a woman sort him out? According to the way you do things, logically a woman wouldn't be allowed to. Unless of course you just what her to have sex with him, in which case a prostitute is probably more what he is looking for - rather than a wife.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Sorry ma'am but how would a woman sort him out? According to the way you do things, logically a woman wouldn't be allowed to. Unless of course you just what her to have sex with him, in which case a prostitute is probably more what he is looking for - rather than a wife.

Obviously you are a confused young man. My son is allowed to go to church socials and chaperoned events. And I think he should avoid wasting his time on a harlot, so the rule is virgins (WITH MONEY) only.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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If you people all give your money to god how can he get with a well-off girl.

[Miss Hikari]

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If I wasn't taken I would consider it greatly. I'm everyone of those things except Christian. Can we at least see a photo of the lucky boy?

[Larry Lee]

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If I wasn't taken I would consider it greatly. I'm everyone of those things except Christian. Can we at least see a photo of the lucky boy?

Maybe we should be seeing *your* picture, Missy. Virginity can't exist apart from Christianity, as the otherwise dubious Dr. Dobson preaches at every opportunity. So, you're either lying or craving the love offering that only Jesus can provide. Which is it?

[Miss Hikari]

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Maybe we should be seeing *your* picture, Missy. Virginity can't exist apart from Christianity, as the otherwise dubious Dr. Dobson preaches at every opportunity. So, you're either lying or craving the love offering that only Jesus can provide. Which is it?

Being a virgin = never having done sexual activities.

I have never done a sexual activity, so therefore I am a virgin. And I don't give my pics to just anyone. You have to wait in line.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Being a virgin = never having done sexual activities.

I have never done a sexual activity, so therefore I am a virgin. And I don't give my pics to just anyone. You have to wait in line.

So is that why you want a photo of Mother Glendora's boy. So you can lose your virginity to it? Sorry sinner, we will not help you debauch yourself that way.

[Glendora Christianson]

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If I wasn't taken I would consider it greatly. I'm everyone of those things except Christian. Can we at least see a photo of the lucky boy?

I did include a very recent photo of Skeeter in the back yard. He has his summer haircut.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Is he a skinhead?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Is he a skinhead?

No. Skinheads are racists and not allowed into Landover.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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o.0 how can you people call someone a racist?

[Bobby-Joe]

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o.0 how can you people call someone a racist?

How? I call sin when I see sin. What kind of question is that? As a good Christian I want nothing to do with racism.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Yet you are openly prejudice against the chinese refering to them in derogatory ways such as Chink.

[Miss Hikari]

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So is that why you want a photo of Mother Glendora's boy. So you can lose your virginity to it? Sorry sinner, we will not help you debauch yourself that way.

Ew. No. How would that work anyway?

I did include a very recent photo of Skeeter in the back yard. He has his summer haircut.

Er... He's about to shoot a dog. Forget about what I said about considering it.

Is he a skinhead?

I would think so.