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Recording of hippies Being Shot Found -
05-01-2007, 08:41 AM
Praise Jesus! An actual recording of our Godly National Guard shooting and killing the wild hippies (who were at the time on a 4 day drug-induced sex-crazed riot) has been located. Of course the liebrals won't be happy until they dig up President Nixon's corpse and put it on trial for "crimes against humanity" and other such jew nonsense. Don't you just know that the ACLU is going to be beating their drums over this one!? I'm sure the demoncrats are going to use this issue to try and elect the communist Hellery Cliton to office....
I hope THIS recording is made into CD's so that we can play them at all of our Sunday School classes and Summer Gun and Bible Camp!
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Kent State victim to release recording
CLEVELAND -- A man who was shot in the wrist when National Guard troops killed four Kent State University students during an anti-war demonstration says he has found an audiotape that reveals someone gave a command to fire.
Canfora planned to release CD copies of the recording Tuesday, May 1 at a news conference at Kent State, about 30 miles southeast of Cleveland.
Four Kent State students were killed and nine were wounded in the 1970 clash, which followed several days of Vietnam War protests. Four years later, eight Guardsmen were acquitted of federal civil rights charges.
Canfora said he recently requested a copy of the nearly 30-minute tape from Yale University, where a government copy has been stored in an archive.
He said that just before the 13-second volley of gunfire, a voice on the tape is heard yelling, "Right here! Get Set! Point! Fire!"
"I was shaking when I first heard it," Canfora said. "I shed tears."
After the shooting, the FBI investigated whether an order had been given to fire, and said it could only speculate. One theory was that a Guardsman panicked or fired intentionally at a student and that others fired when they heard the shot.
Canfora said the reel-to-reel audio recording was made by Terry Strubbe, a student who placed a microphone at a windowsill of his dormitory that overlooked the anti-war rally. Strubbe turned the tape over to the FBI, which kept a copy.
Strubbe, who still lives near Kent, keeps the original tape in a safe deposit box, said Canfora, who heads a nonprofit organization at Kent State that leads a candlelight vigil every May 4 to mark the anniversary of the shootings.
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Notice how this whiney homer who claims to have been wrist-shot is holding his whiney news conference on the #1 commie holiday of the year.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Recording of hippies Being Shot Found -
05-01-2007, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Notice how this whiney homer who claims to have been wrist-shot is holding his whiney news conference on the #1 commie holiday of the year.
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Being shot in the wrist, and thus rendered unable to commit the sin of Onan, certainly would seem like a pretty terrible thing from a hippie's point of view, which makes it all the stupider that he decided to mount a communist insurgency in the first place. Still, I can't wait for it to come out on CD; perhaps one of our younger and "groovier" members would care to create an extended dance remix, splicing together the sounds of hippies being gunned down with recordings of the Landover Choir reciting some especially uplifting hymns, or perhaps some inspirational preaching from Pastor Deacon Fred, and setting the whole lot to a funky psy-trance beat? That'd show the secular world that us Christians know how to have a good time! Glory!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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