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Default XBOX 1 HELL ON EARTH - 01-14-2014, 01:43 AM

Yes beloved brothers.

Satan has now a direct connection to the hell-bound players WHILE THEY ARE STILL ALIVE.

Just watch their documentary on joo-tube



Isaiah 5:14 Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.

I am too troubled to write more right now, I'm calling my sister right away, I seem to recall her babbling about her husband getting one "for the kids, you know?"

PRAISE THE LORD!
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Default Re: XBOX 1 HELL ON EARTH - 01-14-2014, 11:18 PM

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I am too troubled to write more right now, I'm calling my sister right away, I seem to recall her babbling about her husband getting one "for the kids, you know?"
That is insane! Why would children need games anyway?

What children need is hard labor, beatings and obedience. This will make them decent Republican Christians once they grow up.


What we need to do is to organize a XBOX 1 burning. Let's show those kids what awaits them if they keep pleasing Satan on their Xboxes.


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Default Re: XBOX 1 HELL ON EARTH - 01-14-2014, 11:29 PM

A child deserves no entertainment. heres what day to day life is like for my children. Wake up at 6AM, if you resist to wake up you get beat Proverbs 29:15 Proverbs 13:24. Get dressed in attire I deem appropriate. If theres any whining they are beaten. Do there chores which goes from 6:10-9PM. Eat whatever is left over when I am done eating dinner that the wife has cooked. Then when I am done with dinner they all line up over the rail in the laundry room. the rail is a large rail that they bend over to get a spanking. They all go to the laundry room bend over the rail, and get a beating. Whenever i'm done usually around 10-11PM i send them to bed, and make sure they are all locked in their chastity belts.

A child is a property, and your child is your slave.

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Default Re: XBOX 1 HELL ON EARTH - 01-16-2014, 12:15 AM

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Yes beloved brothers.

Satan has now a direct connection to the hell-bound players WHILE THEY ARE STILL ALIVE.

Just watch their documentary on joo-tube



Isaiah 5:14 Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.

I am too troubled to write more right now, I'm calling my sister right away, I seem to recall her babbling about her husband getting one "for the kids, you know?"

PRAISE THE LORD!
The video you showed was simply an add to show how real the game is and how great the graphics are.
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Default Re: XBOX 1 HELL ON EARTH - 01-16-2014, 12:28 AM

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The video you showed was simply an add to show how real the game is and how great the graphics are.
Proverbs 18:7. Revelation 21:8. Psalm 14:1. Please be quiet. Your only making yourself look like a fool, and proving our point.
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Default Re: XBOX 1 HELL ON EARTH - 01-16-2014, 12:50 PM

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The video you showed was simply an add to show how real the game is and how great the graphics are.
What do graphics have to do with unholy stigmata?

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Default Re: XBOX 1 HELL ON EARTH - 01-16-2014, 01:11 PM

What makes this even worse is that it is targeted specifically at well to do Republican young youths as the decent hard working wealth creators children can afford them.

Once again Obama selectively persecutes decent, hard working Christian families: the feckless and work shy are in no danger of being exposed this devil device.

So much for equality when the wealthy are singled out for persecution in this way.

I hate it and it stinks.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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