[Faith_Machine]

We're all hunkered down here in the SF Bay Area, waiting for the biggest super storm of the century to hit later today. All the schools are closed and the sinners are stocking up on bare essentials like booze and candles.

Those of us who live in beach towns have been told to expect twelve foot waves. Personally, I'm hoping God will send waves twice that height.

Let's pray everybody has a power outage and some sinkholes swallow up some cars or houses. I want to really see the Lord let liberal San Francisco know how He feels.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Californian wimps are worried about twelve foot waves? The shores of Godless Scotland and Ireland are currently being gently washed by waves FOUR TIMES THAT HEIGHT!



(The different colors represent different wave heights: black is the highest at 48ft above a calm sea level and blue the lowest at two feet.)

My boys are agitating to be allowed to go up there for some winter surfing, but unfortunately by the time we drove up there, it would probably have calmed down and the wind's too strong to take the helicopter.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Well, in Southern California, I'm praying for God's preservation and safety around me and my friends and family, and a ruining of the buildings and property. I pray not lives, for those are people we may yet have the chance to convert, if the Lord allows. But all is His glorious Will.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Faith_Machine]

Pacifica's Linda Mar Shopping Center and Linda Mar Boulevard are closed due to flooding, as is a section of Highway 1. Truly the Lord has heard my prayers!

[Alvin Moss]

I understand it is to rain an inch an hour for the next 48 hours. I will admit, however, that the weather guessers are little more effective at forecasting the weather than a witch and possibly just as damned by God. I calculate that this drenching will flood the entire state west of the mountains to a depth of (on average) twelve feet. Few of the Devil's people are tall enough to stay above water that deep. They will likely head for the tall buildings and I am sure there will be considerable violence as they fight for space.


When the storm finally breaks, California may be gone beneath the Pacific Ocean, where it belongs.

[Jim Farmer]

Maybe we prayed a little too hard for the drought to end.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

We're all hunkered down here in the SF Bay Area, waiting for the biggest super storm of the century to hit later today. All the schools are closed and the sinners are stocking up on bare essentials like booze and candles.

Those of us who live in beach towns have been told to expect twelve foot waves. Personally, I'm hoping God will send waves twice that height.

Let's pray everybody has a power outage and some sinkholes swallow up some cars or houses. I want to really see the Lord let liberal San Francisco know how He feels.

You are just saying that because you want to be stuck in an isolated place under 7 ft of snow with Mistress Cookie.

Weren't you supposed to be heading back to Freehold, my most beloved Brother in Christ?

[Faith_Machine]

I told you we were taking the scenic route. And it's hardly my fault that Highway 1 was closed in both directions and is the only way in or out of this God-forsaken town.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

I'm sure there is another way, for the Lord always can create a way. Remember the parting of the Red Sea?