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Jesus Spotting! -
02-21-2015, 12:20 AM
Hey gang! Let's share our images of spotted in the world today!
This one gives me chills, every time I see it.
Not entirely Jesus, but He did paint the sky to bless us!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
02-21-2015, 04:08 AM
Wonderful and inspiring images, Sister.
Verily, Jesus IS everywhere. He is observing our every move, every step, he's listening to every breath we take, judging us lest we trespass and experiment with sodomy, nudging us unto the righteous path that leads to Heaven, constantly evaluating us to make an informed decision whether we are sheep or goats.
I have here a couple of pictures from my large collection. As it is at the moment late winter in the northern hemidisk that is God's favorite, I have here a couple of wintery landscapes with Jesus.
2 Corinthians 8:7
Therefore, as ye abound in every thing, in faith, and utterance, and knowledge, and in all diligence, and in your love to us, see that ye abound in this grace also.
2 Corinthians 10:5
Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;
2 Corinthians 9:8
And God is able to make all grace abound toward you; that ye, always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to every good work:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
02-21-2015, 04:41 AM
My wife went to wash my dirty socks this morning:
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
02-21-2015, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
My wife went to wash my dirty socks this morning:
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Brother Jim,
Now THAT is magnificent. You get to feel the soft silky beard of Jesus next to your skin all day! I'm also glad that things are looking up with your woman. At least she seems to be doing her chores? And now you have Sweet Jesus to keep you company in your undergarments. Jesus is everywhere and He's watching over you.
Matthew 28:20
Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
03-30-2015, 05:18 AM
has been spotted in Columbia!
But doesn't He look sad?
I think it's because the Colombians touch themselves at night.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
03-30-2015, 06:12 AM
In the cat lick South America He shows people His dissatisfaction. Meanwhile, in America, He is more pleased. Recently, in Ohio, Jesus appeared again (please compare to the opening post) on a windscreen and He looks more peaceful here, in my humble opinion:
Luke 2:14
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
This is probably just an interlude and soon we shall see the Wrath of Jesus in preparation for the rapture!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
03-31-2015, 08:35 AM
Just as I opened this thread to read with my morning coffee, I noticed this:
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
03-31-2015, 01:53 PM
Break me a piece, break me a piece, break me off a piece of that bar.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
03-31-2015, 05:08 PM
I frequently administer Rorsharch tests to my children to measure their faith. I find that beating them when they see anything but Jesus increases the number of miracles in my household.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-01-2015, 03:38 AM
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-01-2015, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
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Wise ones,
I'd like to ask:
Is it ok to shoot a reindeer which has face of Lord Jesus in it?
Just want to be sure. It would look quite nice in a jacket and remind people all the time about our LORD!!!
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-01-2015, 05:24 PM
In Mexican areas, like South Texas and South Florida, Jesus seems to be hiding in nearly every tree and every hubcap. His mother seems to be just as active, too. I don't know what to think of that. When a Mexican sees Jesus in a tortilla or possibly His mother, Mary, in the water stain on a cardboard box, he lights up a candle and a Roman priest will come around seeking donations. I don't think those marks are really Jesus or His mother. I don't think Jesus wants to create idols for Romans to worship. He might show His face from time to time as a sign, but I think most of those Jesus sightings around these parts are Roman idol worshipping hysteria.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-02-2015, 06:36 PM
I know I don't get to enjoy these forums or the heavenly people on them as much as I'd like, since being a caring, submissive wife for my husband, and a loving yet strict mother for my children keeps me busy, but whenever I do stop by I am certain that these forums will always help strengthen my faith. I thank whenever he gives me the time to check it.
Thank you all for sharing these inspiring pictures. I don't understand how people can sin when the evidence is so blatant. Oh well, they will burn in , while the faithful get to join Christ at his side.
Yours in Christ,
Kate
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-02-2015, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
Wise ones,
I'd like to ask:
Is it ok to shoot a reindeer which has face of Lord Jesus in it?
Just want to be sure. It would look quite nice in a jacket and remind people all the time about our LORD!!!
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I don't know if it's a sin, but it would be a crime not to!
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-02-2015, 10:36 PM
Since I am from Guatemalan descent we sometimes see Jesus on tortillas
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-02-2015, 10:57 PM
Jesus's warmth is so toasty!
Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-03-2015, 03:29 AM
It doesn't matter what form it would take, if I burn any of the food my DH will slap me right in the face!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-03-2015, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo
Since I am from Guatemalan descent we sometimes see Jesus on tortillas
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This is testament to the mercy of our Lord that He would manifest himself in a land where the only surfaces available are heaps of dirty tortillas, cacti, and old liquor bottles. I am glad that you produced this photographic evidence because, as a naturally skeptical person, whenever a Guatemalan sees something I always have to wonder if it is not a mescaline induced hallucination or an alcoholic brain aneurism. Thank you for sharing this authentic miracle with our congregation.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-06-2015, 07:03 PM
Glory! showed up on some fresh, hot-cross buns!!!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-10-2015, 06:35 AM
How do they know what he looked like in the first place?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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