[Alvin Moss]

The Lord has sent an earthquake among the Californians today. They will likely all perish this evening or possibly tomorrow morning. Romans 6:23- For the wages of sin is death...

[Walter Van Slyke]

Did I miss it? I didn't hear anything about it on Fox, but they have been focused awfully hard on President Trump lately so they might not have gotten around to reporting it yet.

[I Man Rastafari]

This was a false prophecy because California is still there.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Due to the numerous faults in California and the fact that Jesus has sent devastating earthquakes to California in the past, we've been expecting that the whole state will be lopped of into the Pacific ocean.

After studying some of the geology and looking back at the Bible (KJV1611), I think we have been looking at this all wrong. The biggest problem in California is Sodomy, and we know that Jesus punished Sodomy with fire and brimstone.

Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

- Genesis 19:24-25

Now we know that fire and brimstone can come from volcanoes, and what does California have an abundance of? None other than volcanoes. I think that Jesus has thought this through, so bear with me. California is a nice place weather wise, and they have all kinds of natural resources that the LIEberals have been preventing us from harvesting (because of stupid things like the spotted owl). The goal here is to get rid of the LIEberals and the Sodomites - and what better way than to just wipe them out with some fire and brimstone. That would leave the state once again open to being populated by True Christians™.

[Alvin Moss]

I have heard that there is a fire close to Los Angeles now and it has put all of Southern California to flight. God has seemingly expressed an interest in burning thousands of homes. I don't see how those wretches can still resist the blandishments of Jesus when the alternative seems so close at hand.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

I don't see how those wretches can still resist the blandishments of Jesus when the alternative seems so close at hand.

They're all hopped up on the weed out there. I don't think they notice much of anything, really. Rumors had it that people were walking off cliffs because of that Pokemon Go thing, turns out people wander off that cliff all the time. California. Nobody pays attention to anything there. I'm not surprised Jesus has to turn His smiting up to 11 to catch their attention.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Sweet Jesus, the Californicators are getting nearer all the time to their well deserved punishment - at least according to some new studies. See the recent article (below), and be sure to check out the link - the web site has some marvelous simulations of God's impending wrath. The carnage is going to be better than any Mel Gibson movie - which is why I like reading the Bible (KJV1611), the gratuitous violence is better than anything on TV.

I keep saying - let the Mexicans have it back. It's going to be cheaper than having to send FEMA out there to bail them out, and its 55 electoral votes that won't go to the Democrats - thus ensuring Trumps election.

Southern California Is Overdue for a Massive Earthquake
May 5th 2016
By: Kyle Jaeger@kylejaeger

Southern California should be on alert for a massive earthquake that could strike at any moment, a leading earthquake scientist from the Southern California Earthquake Center said on Wednesday.

The San Andreas fault — a fault line that extends 800 miles across California — is "locked, loaded, and ready to roll," especially toward the southern end of the fault, said Thomas Jordan, director of the SCEC, during the National Earthquake Conference in Long Beach, Calif.

"The springs on the San Andreas system have been wound very, very tight," Jordan says.

The last time a powerful earthquake struck the region was in 1857, The Los Angeles Times reports. That year, a magnitude 7.9 earthquake rattled a 185 mile stretch of California, from southern to central California.

Experts at the U.S. Geological Center say that the San Andreas fault is a sleeping giant that is due for a sizeable tremor every 150 years, CNN reports. Rumors about when the next "big one" will strike surface every few years, but recent reports indicate that the "big one" really is imminent.

What the "big one" could look like.

"A computer simulation shown at the National Earthquake Conference this week showed the widespread effect such a large quake that hits the San Andreas Fault could have, reaching from Central California to the Mexican border," CBS News reports. "Scientists say that long overdue earthquake could be as big as a magnitude 8 that could shake for as long as two minutes."

. . . .

http://www.attn.com/stories/8086/exp...ult-earthquake

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

The San Andreas fault — a fault line that extends 800 miles across California — is "locked, loaded, and ready to roll,"

A bit like the True Christians™ of Landover!

Will there be some sort of warning before it happens, so we can all tune in to Fox News? Or will it be a case of Matthew 25:15?
Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

[Alvin Moss]

I am now hearing that a shortage of Perrier water has led the Firefighters Union to threaten to go on strike and let the fires destroy Los Angeles. Governor Jerry Brown has reportedly entered into negotiations with the Teachers Union to try to get them to release their strategic reserve.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I am confused. Why are they using French water to put out the fires? California is next to the ocean and so has plenty of water of its own.

Honestly, it's as though these people don't even want to survive.

[Alvin Moss]

I understand that the people in California like to drink French water with bubbles in it when the eat their salads.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

I understand that the people in California like to drink French water with bubbles in it when the eat their salads.

So even the firefighters are homosexuals? It's no wonder that God is making an example of California.
Romans 14:2 For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

My husband is considering leaving California. We've lived out here for years, and lived in a Christian compound, bringing other heathens to Christ, but my husband is longing for some more Christian company, so he's praying to the Lord about what to do and he told me to ask you about suggestions about where to move to. Ideally, he wants to move to Freehold, but understands that it may not be possible, so he is considering other locations too.

[Alvin Moss]

The latest news is that the idol worshipping governor of California, Jerry Brown, has issued an imminent disaster alert for the entire state after God sent several relatively small earthquakes to loosen up the San Andreas Fault. According to the alert, a giant, destructive earthquake will occur along that fault before Tuesday and California will slide into the Pacific Ocean. I don't know why they feel the destruction will occur by Tuesday. They may have received some direct written threat from God. This follows a summer of fire and death that the Lord has rained down on California as a punishment for the rampant sin there.


This is good news for the righteous. Christians have long expected and prayed for the ravaging of California. It has been a thorn in the side of decent people for too long and it is only just that the Lord is about to take action. I believe that the states of Arizona, Nevada and Oregon should send troops to their respective borders with California immediately and those borders should be sealed. Too many of those people have already blighted the rest of America and we cannot afford a flood of refugees from that place. Regarding the State of Oregon, which is also on the left coast, they may be about to take the plunge as well. They are so close to California and so conveniently situated on the coast that the Lord may well kill two birds with one stone. They are smoking the marijuana there now and the Lord must be furious.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

According to the alert, a giant, destructive earthquake will occur along that fault before Tuesday and California will slide into the Pacific Ocean. I don't know why they feel the destruction will occur by Tuesday. They may have received some direct written threat from God.

If they had, one of them would probably have put it on EBay by now. Luke 16:13.

Far more likely that God will wait until Wednesday or Thursday, and smite them just when they've stopped expecting it. We all know that God loves a good prank! Proverbs 17:22

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

The latest news is that. . .a giant, destructive earthquake will occur along that fault before Tuesday and California will slide into the Pacific Ocean.

This Tuesday? But I had plans to go to Hobby Lobby to buy pure, single fiber fabric to make into Redeemed Rags(patent pending) for my women's curse.


I really regret having to miss such an event. I hope someone takes pictures.


Wistfully Yours,


Handmaiden

[Alvin Moss]

It is also interesting to note that the Lord has sent a large and powerful hurricane into the Negroe areas of the Caribbean Sea and it is forecast to slide along the east coast of America, drowning millions of godless Yankees and destroying their infrastructure. This is a big hurricane, one that even we would take notice of here in Texas if it was to enter the Gulf. It won't enter the Gulf, because the Lord has sent protective high pressure and winds from the north. We all witnessed the destruction caused by the afternoon thunderstorm Sandy. I expect this one will wipe out all of Yankeedom and good riddance. After the earthquake and the hurricane, Donald Trump will have little left to do to make America great again.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

It is also interesting to note that the Lord has sent a large and powerful hurricane into the Negroe areas of the Caribbean Sea and it is forecast to slide along the east coast of America, drowning millions of godless Yankees and destroying their infrastructure. This is a big hurricane, one that even we would take notice of here in Texas if it was to enter the Gulf. It won't enter the Gulf, because the Lord has sent protective high pressure and winds from the north. We all witnessed the destruction caused by the afternoon thunderstorm Sandy. I expect this one will wipe out all of Yankeedom and good riddance. After the earthquake and the hurricane, Donald Trump will have little left to do to make America great again.

But Brother Alvin, if the LORD GOD looks down on the east coast and sees three-score that serve and love Him, will He indeed destroy the Yankee population? Remember where I live, Brother.


And what if He looketh down and sees two-score that serve and love Him. Will destruction come, still?


And what if only one score is faithful unto His Word - will He smite the sinful as He has every right to do, taking His elect along with them?


And what if He only finds 30 that are abiding in His teachings? Will indeed the Yankees choke in the wake of His Mighty Storm?


And, if you will allow me, what if only 5 are found that are filled with the Holy Ghost and whose hearts are cleansed by the Blood of the Lamb? Will He smite those because of His Righteous Anger™?


And if but one (1) is found, will He withhold His Judgment™ so that one person might be spared to enter the Kingdom of Heaven?


I will be praying as I await your response. How I love being in the closet with Him.


COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Alvin Moss]

Brother Larry, I am not, of course, entirely privy to the intentions of the Lord God. I do know that the Lord has a long and noble history of destroying the habitations of the wicked. As an example, let me direct your attention to the towns of Sodom and Gomorrah. You might take heart in the story of Lot, who was saved and led to safety by the Lord's intervention. That may be the plan of the Lord this time, too. I note that California has been (apparently) given a few days to prepare, as has the East Coast of America. This hurricane in question has been moving very slowly. Maybe God expects you to take notice and flee to the hills.


BTW- The name of this hurricane is Matthew. In the Book of Matthew, we find what is basically the entire story of Jesus' life from start to finish. In it we see the mastery by Jesus of the storm on Galilee when He walked on water, we see demonstrations of His righteous anger and we see great visions of His love for Christians. When the weatherman frantically shouts, "Matthew is coming!", he might as well shout, "Jesus is coming!". Was I you, I would decamp immediately for a more salubrious location, preferably one far from the Atlantic Ocean. If there is a Christian remaining on the left coast, I give him the same advice.