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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 08:21 PM

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Inbreeding causes defects within the genes

Extra limps would be a defect
Don't be ridiculous. We're all descended from eight people who were very closely related.



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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-06-2012, 06:50 PM

Yeah we all came from 8 people all 6 billion people


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-06-2012, 07:27 PM

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Yeah we all came from 8 people all 6 billion people
Would you believe that modern scientists actually think that we are all descended from Mitochondrial Eve (who lived about 200,000 years ago) and Y-chromosomal Adam (who lived sometime between 60,000 and 142,000 years ago)?

So even they have Adam and Eve, but they never met, and lived at least 58,000 years apart?

Clearly, if you believe that, you are no Christian.


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-06-2012, 07:44 PM

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SCREEEEECH!!!!

You have GOT to be kidding. Jesus "meant to change" a verse in the Holy Bible? Really?





Your unsaved eskimo opinions are of no interest here. Next you'll be telling her to sacrifice the baby to Odin or one of your perverted viking false gods.
whoa back it up, one the child you carry is a precious gift from god, a blessing, and because it has a six toes, you want to abandoned it? please were are all born with inperfections, does the song not say JESUS loves the little children of the world, red,yellow black and white, they are precious in his site? also pastor ezeikel if you really are a pastor, when Jesus came he created a new coven with Gods People, do you not recall him healing on the sabbath, which by old testaments standards and the the commandments is a sin?
And he entered again into the synagogue; and there was a man there which had a withered hand. 2 And they watched him, whether he would heal him on the sabbath day; that they might accuse him.
3 And he saith unto the man which had the withered hand, Stand forth.
4 And he saith unto them, Is it lawful to do good on the sabbath days, or to do evil? to save life, or to kill? But they held their peace.
5 And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved for the hardness of their hearts, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thine hand. And he stretched it out: and his hand was restored whole as the other.
6 And the Pharisees went forth, and straightway took counsel with the Herodians against him, how they might destroy him. Mark 3:16


13 And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them.
14 But when Jesus saw it, he was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.
15 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein. Mark 10-13-15
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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-06-2012, 08:03 PM

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Yeah we all came from 8 people all 6 billion people
Check out this "human population growth calculator": http://www.metamorphosisalpha.com/ias/population.php

I put in a starting year of 0, ending year of 2000, growth rate of 0.012 (that's 1.2%), and starting number of people 8.

2000 years of uninterrupted reproduction at what is just barely more than replacement rate yields 183,702,469,507 people.

183 billion is a lot more than 6 billion. And the Earth is 6,000 years old, which is much more than 2,000 years.



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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-07-2012, 11:45 AM

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does the song not say JESUS loves the little children of the world, red,yellow black and white, they are precious in his site?
There is such a song. There is another song about a man who wasn't there who wouldn't go away:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...
©1899 W. H. Mearns
Does that mean The Bible teaches us invisible men who don't exist may be discovered on stairs? I've had a good look but can find no Scripture to agree with the song.

If you know of such a Bible verse please post it — oh, and while you're at it perhaps you could post the Scripture supporting your somg too.

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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-07-2012, 03:04 PM

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First of all, please stop quoting from false Bibles. They are of satan. If you're interested in finding out how to tell which Bble version is the one TRUE Word of God, take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

The verse you were attempting to quote is a favorite of radical liberals who want to make us believe that God loves everyone. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Jesus DID NOT die for everyone.

He died for those that BELIEVE.



Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish. And that includes babies and retardeds, who had no chance to understand the Good News of Christ's temporary sacrifice on the cross for my sins.






Actually God said that. It's a part of the 10 Commandments, which apply to our fellow Saved© Christians, not heathens, witches, queers, mudslimes, and so on. If you were a Christian you might have known that.

The Ten Commandments You speak off are Jewish, they were the laws given to Moses to give to the Israelites, Jehovah's Chosen people, several 1000 years before Christ was born, also then ten commandments are in exodus the 2nd book of both the Torah the Jewsih Bible and the christian bible
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The Ten Commandments You speak off are Jewish, they were the laws given to Moses to give to the Israelites, Jehovah's Chosen people, several 1000 years before Christ was born, also then ten commandments are in exodus the 2nd book of both the Torah the Jewsih Bible and the christian bible
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17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Have Heaven and Earth passed? No?

Then I guess the Law is still in force.


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