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Default Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia - 11-17-2012, 07:39 PM

I hear they have a great man in charge over there in the land of Australia. What can we do to help him establish a True Christian™ theocracy to guide his people?


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I hear they have a great man in charge over there in the otherwise Godless land of Australia. What can we do to help him establish a True Christian™ theocracy to guide his people?
They have two women in their highest positions of power. That makes for a very weak country. I guess they need two so that when one is in her monthly time of filthiness the other can step in. I assume their monthly visitor come at opposite ends of the month.
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They have two women in their highest positions of power. That makes for a very weak country. I guess they need two so that when one is in her monthly time of filthiness the other can step in. I assume their monthly visitor come at opposite ends of the month.
No, no. The liberally biased media is propagating that lie. See this article for proof that real conservatives know the truth about Australia!

They are making up lies about Australia's President in an attempt to embarrass their Godly capitalist nation and True Christian™ conservatives like myself who want to move there to avoid the socialism spreading across this once great nation!

They want us to think the rest of the developed world is even further to the left than Barack HUSSEIN Obama. I know this is not true, because Jesus put it on my heart to move to Australia once things get too bad. It is the only way we can stay out of the atheistic FEMA camps where they indoctrinate people into evilutionism.


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Australians are saying things like, "Our prime minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here."

Perhaps the American conservatives can settle down somewhere in the outback away from the secular aussies and form your own Christian town: Jesusville. But, God Almighty, you'd have to suffer those hideous aborigines. They are a blight to the eyes.

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Australians are saying things like, "Our prime minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here."
Those are all liberal operatives working for the Kenyan CIA. You know how liberal it is in Kenya.

I promise you, friend, Australia is a conservative's paradise! Don't believe anything you read about them. There is a huge disinformation and misinformation campaign trying to besmirch the good name of their great nation!


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No, no. The liberally biased media is propagating that lie. See this article for proof that real conservatives know the truth about Australia!

They are making up lies about Australia's President in an attempt to embarrass their Godly capitalist nation and True Christian™ conservatives like myself who want to move there to avoid the socialism spreading across this once great nation!

They want us to think the rest of the developed world is even further to the left than Barack HUSSEIN Obama. I know this is not true, because Jesus put it on my heart to move to Australia once things get too bad. It is the only way we can stay out of the atheistic FEMA camps where they indoctrinate people into evilutionism.
It doesn't surprise me at all that our head of state is really a man.

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But, God Almighty, you'd have to suffer those hideous aborigines. They are a blight to the eyes.

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You should see the women.

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Brother, I envy you for living in the Godly paradise of Australia, where Christ is King. Do you have a couch that my five kids and I could stay on if things get too bad over here in the US Territory of Kenya?


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Do you have a couch that my five kids and I could stay on if things get too bad over here in the US Territory of Kenya?
Sure. In fact, I'll tell my church to prepare for a flood of American refugees in the near future. Perhaps we can prepare a billeting program.


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Sure. In fact, I'll tell my church to prepare for a flood of American refugees in the near future. Perhaps we can prepare a billeting program.
Just make sure you do not open your borders to the Kenyans. You saw what it did to our once great nation!


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Australians are saying things like, "Our prime minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here."
At least in Australia, they still allow exorcisms. In fact, more and more churches are getting involved to rid the nation of demons. In the United States, people invite demons into the White House.



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Australians are saying things like, "Our prime minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here."

Perhaps the American conservatives can settle down somewhere in the outback away from the secular aussies and form your own Christian town: Jesusville. But, God Almighty, you'd have to suffer those hideous aborigines. They are a blight to the eyes.

!!!GROSS!!!


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Default Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia - 11-18-2012, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
It doesn't surprise me at all that our head of state is really a man.

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Not a very convincing disguise. No wonder "she" has never had any children.



You should see the women.

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Even worse than the men.
It said Ayana so I thought it was a woman. Hard to tell with those things. Well, at least the women don't have beards. Now I can differentiate between their genders.
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