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Lightbulb Re: Obama's toast-detector is spying on me! - 04-18-2011, 02:43 AM
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Default Re: Obama's toast-detector is spying on me! - 04-18-2011, 03:54 AM
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So I told the landlord that I wanted the object removed, but he said it has to be there, something about regulations or something. Now THAT gets me suspicious. Didn't Glenn Beck say something about Obama installing secret spy devices in our homes? So that if we think the wrong thoughts, or cook the wrong food, he can send us to that gitmo place he set up?

I don't know why Obama hates toast. Maybe because it's a white man's invention and that humiliates him. You'd think taking a white thing and turning it into a brown thing is just the sort of thing he likes, but I guess he hates anything that isn't soofoo.

What's your advice for legally dealing with this threat to liberty?
Personally I would take a black plastic bag and tape it over this thing with some duct tape.

As for your "mount" I doubt they make them anymore, but you could make your own if you're a bit creative. The heads come from a mannequin store, and the wood from any taxidermy supply shop.

Hope you enjoy your new place!

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Default Re: Obama's toast-detector is spying on me! - 04-18-2011, 11:21 PM
It's not just smoke detectors you have to worry about. All of the newer TVs have tiny cameras inside to watch you. Suddenly makes the old joke "In Soviet Russia, TV watch you." not so funny any more. Also, most laptops have webcams aimed directly at the user, so the government can see who is using what computer, at what IP, and at what site. (That is why I use JesOS 7, because it blocks all that).

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Default Re: Obama's toast-detector is spying on me! - 05-02-2012, 04:16 PM
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Well, rather than cooking my toast well-done, I'm cooking it rare now. I'm sneaking under the radar! Take that, NWO ACORNographers!

Now, for decorating my new apartment. Anybody know if they still make these:
Here's an even better one, if they even make it:


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