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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 12:15 AM

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[...]Anyway going off point..what you said was a little harsh, if it happens again tell your sister to call the police and you go down and make sure shes ok
1Pe:4:15: But let none of you suffer as a murderer, or as a thief, or as an evildoer, or as a busybody in other men's matters.





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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 12:21 AM

But its her sister..
If that was one of my family members i would've rushed down there to make sure they were ok
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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 12:25 AM

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But its her sister...
Then it might be appropriate for her father or the sister's husband to take matters up - certainly not a woman.





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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 12:31 AM

I hope i dont speak out of line..
But what has it got to do with her gender? women can do things too you know..
And yes im a man!
But she called her..not her father or husband..asking for help, and then turned her away, im sory i cannot agree with that
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Smile Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 01:09 AM

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I hope i dont speak out of line..
But what has it got to do with her gender? women can do things too you know..
And yes im a man!
But she called her..not her father or husband..asking for help, and then turned her away, im sory i cannot agree with that
Woman can do many things.
Cook
Clean
Bear Christian Soldiers
Have that 'monthly situation'

But there are a lot of things they cannot do
Hunt
Make rational decisions and discuss things
Be clean
Lift large weights


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 01:15 AM

My girlfriend has done nearly everything there..and shes a REAL christian..i may not believe..but she certainly does and even she thinks this is a travesty..and yes ive been to church with her
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Smile Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 01:21 AM

She has borne children out of wedlock?

LOL, a 'Real' Christian is certainly far from being a True Christian™. Maybe if see tries really hard, reads and follows her KJV 1611 Bible precisely and stops associating with atheist's and other heathens, she will be forgiven.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 01:44 AM

Now you listen here..you hate spouting raving lunatic, im a little angry at that
When i die and im at the gates heaven in front of God we shall see who is judged. this church..this site is A CULT. you and these LIARS and hate spewing satan pushing people will one day learn from your mistakes
These so called "Pastors" need to go and read the bible and for once pay ATTENTION
I hope that one day you people find God..the TRUE god and not this fake fire and brimstone idol you guys are pushing. If you are what christians are..then God weeps for humantiy for your narrow minded shit.
I hope some of youopen your eyes to the wickedness of this church and these so called "pastors"

ACTS 9:18 "...There fell from his eyes as it had been scales:..."

Sauls sight was blind so he could find faith, once he had found faith in God his eyes were opened...UNCORRUPTED FAITH

What this site and church is doing is corrupting the bible and its followers
I implore you all to find a new church which is not corrupted for there own selfish deeds
THIS CHURCH IS AN ABOMINATION TO GOD AND CHRISTIANITY, IN THE EYS OF GOD AND IN THE EYES OF HIS PEOPLE

Please..get away from these people..they will only lead you to "Satan" as they call it
As for your banned toys and films..you are OPPRESSING your people
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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 02:56 AM

In another post you wrote you are an atheist yet here you claim you believe in God. Why should we trust anything you say?! Which one is it, LIAR?!!?!
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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 05:11 AM

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I hope i dont speak out of line..
But what has it got to do with her gender? women can do things too you know..
And yes im a man!
But she called her..not her father or husband..asking for help, and then turned her away, im sory i cannot agree with that

Mr. Fishfish. Firstly, I am not in a position to just go UP to Birmingham, secondly, my Sister called me, before her husband deals with this problem. Thirdly, my father is an invalid, and is incapable of doing ANYTHING.
The police were called, as were the council. To no avail.
I am a woman, and will not rise against any man. No matter who he is, I'm not allowed to.
Sorry, that you find this so hard to understand, Sir.
I asked my family here, for help. And as usual, they have done so.
Each comment has been passed to her .
You, may think that, I'm harsh, or very hard hearted, but I'm not.
Thankyou, for your comments. But, you don't seem to have read any of my thread, properly.
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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 05:14 AM

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But its her sister..
If that was one of my family members i would've rushed down there to make sure they were ok
Oh, and one more thing.
Laying guilt trips on me, won't change the way I am.
Of course, I know she's my Sister.
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Default Re: Traveller's - 08-31-2009, 05:29 AM

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Now you listen here..you hate spouting raving lunatic, im a little angry at that
When i die and im at the gates heaven in front of God we shall see who is judged.
Thought you said you were an atheist.

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These so called "Pastors" need to go and read the bible and for once pay ATTENTION
What, like you?

Could you read this thread, and pay attention? It's about "travellers", not about YOU.

Want a thread about you? Start one in the introductions forum.

Oh, and decide whether you're an atheist or a catholick first, OK?


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