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Default Was I selfish? - 11-14-2015, 10:18 PM

Friends, I am in a bit of a pickle.

A month or so ago, my dear old Momma caught the Pneumonia. Luckily I was there to take her to the hospital,and she survived.

But was I wrong to trust her into the hands of doctors (who might not even be Christian!) as opposed to trusting her into the hands of the Lord? Was I selfish and lacking faith, like Peter walking on water?

I think it is pretty clear that in scripture demons are the main cause of sickness (see the woman with the hemmoroids and the arched back!)

In the future, perhaps I should just pray over her when she gets sick, or maybe ask Pastor Phillip to help me pray over her?
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Default Re: Was I selfish? - 11-14-2015, 11:10 PM

Your selfish actions have gone against the very words of our Lord Jesus Christ Himself What you have done is to heartlessly stop you mum from being able to glory in her pain and or agony!

Romans 5:3 And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience;

James 5:14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

How do think Jesus feels now that He knows that you do not trust Him? He's crying: crying pure heterosexual man tears of dispair. Shame on you!

Proverbs 3:5-6 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

So next time you see your mum walking around in rude health just think about how you have litterally unleashed streams of white hot golden urine into the Baby Jesus' crying face and mouth holes with your selfish, selfish lack of love for Him.

I hope you burn in Hell forever, you wickedly evil, monsterously malevolent, minacious, maledictoronical sinner!

All the best.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Was I selfish? - 11-15-2015, 12:19 AM

^ My Mammy's hot biscuits! That answers my question!

Don't you worry Jesus! Next time me or mine are in poor health, I shall put my trust in you, instead of doctor's and their insecure,untrusting "medicine"!

Tough luck on the "Sending Dewey to Hell" idea, doctor. I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, so I am good to go!!
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Default Re: Was I selfish? - 11-15-2015, 12:27 AM

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^ My Mammy's hot biscuits! That answers my question!

Don't you worry Jesus! Next time me or mine are in poor health, I shall put my trust in you, instead of doctor's and their insecure,untrusting "medicine"!

Tough luck on the "Sending Dewey to Hell" idea, doctor. I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, so I am good to go!!
Exactly. Just follow the Biblical way of treating the sick:

James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

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Default Re: Was I selfish? - 11-15-2015, 02:31 AM

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Tough luck on the "Sending Dewey to Hell" idea, doctor. I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, so I am good to go!!
You need to read your Bible. I know you say you have, I don't personally have an opinion on that. But if you have read your Bible you would know at least this basic fact: Brother Dr. Laurence does not send people to Hell, God sends people to Hell. The Good Brother Dr. Laurence also gave you verses as to why.
If you have a response, please don't start another thread, this one would be fine.

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