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    Roman Terrorist Shoots Mounties!

    Justin Borque, who shares the same first name with Justin Beiber, another Canadian terrorist, has shot five Mounties full of holes and three of them died.

    Besides being a poor shot, he is described as a member of a "good Catholic family" by the church secretary- who said that in FRENCH!

    The Romans have lost considerable ground in Canada. Admittedly, most of that loss is due to the drunkenness of the population, but some of their losses come as a result of Christian witnessing. They may be trying to create an environment of fear so that the rest of the population will come back to the Pope.

    What role has Justin Beiber played in this atrocity?

    Should we send in troops?

    Canada is much closer than Afghanistan and if it is going to descend into chaos, we better be ready. With God's help, we shall prevail.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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    Re: Roman Terrorist Shoots Mounties!

    So, the Catholic Jihad has begun inspired by the French: inhabitants of a land filled with Arabs[1].

    An unholy alliance! It looks like the plains of Wisconsin will be the site of Armageddon.

    [1] Canada or France: take your choice.
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      Re: Roman Terrorist Shoots Mounties!

      They may well be massing for the attack in some secret, hidden place.

      I haven't seen a Prius with an Obama bumper sticker in a couple of months.

      There is no telling what they may get up to.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #4
        Re: Roman Terrorist Shoots Mounties!

        GWB and Dick Cheney were still running things, you can bet that they would seize this opportunity to invade and claim Canukistan for Christ Jesus.

        Now is the time!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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