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Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-11-2012, 09:59 PM
Bending to the "bend over" pressure from the fag interest groups, the pharmaceutical companies have finally kowtowed and started building a number of variations of the HIV Home Test Kit, available at places like Walgreens for very little money...
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/hom...od5135-product
It seems that in their desire to walk with impunity and beat God's wonderful curse known as AIDS, the fudge-packers and bean-flickers have decided to monitor their health to ensure that they can tell when God smites them with the divine retribution they have coming (Romans 1:26-32).
To date, Freehold is about the only place where you cannot buy one of these abominable things. But it's not as though this test - or any other like it - will prevent the consequences of faggotry, although the devil always tries to give comfort to sinners as they ejaculate in Jesus Christ's Cheerios.
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-11-2012, 11:01 PM
So what happens with the test?
You stick a tube up your ass and all kinds of cockroaches and centipedes start crawling out?
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-11-2012, 11:27 PM
Since when do queers care if they have the AIDS?
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-11-2012, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
Since when do queers care if they have the AIDS?
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They know they are destined for the home of Satan; yet they so desperately try to delay the inevitable for no other reason than to mock the LORD.
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-12-2012, 12:44 AM
It won't be long until the Gay Agenda works to make these illegal. After all, they don't want anyone knowing how many of them are infected.
*shiver*
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-12-2012, 04:21 AM
God can make these AIDS tests lie. The Bible prophesies this.
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God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-12-2012, 04:48 AM
I've got my own AIDs test but it uses a ten foot pole.
(but not like that~!!!)
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-12-2012, 04:15 PM
Here's my home test kit for GRID. Are you a genuinely saved True Christian™? Then you don't have any fag diseases.
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-13-2012, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Here's my home test kit for GRID. Are you a genuinely saved True Christian™? Then you don't have any fag diseases.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy -
07-13-2012, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
Since when do queers care if they have the AIDS?
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Simple. There are some who don't, who are called "bug chasers". They go around looking for someone to infect them.
So they want the tests so that the "top" who claims to have it can prove that he really does have it. Otherwise, the "bottom" would have wasted a perfectly good evening receiving tallywhacker and semen in his posterior with no chance of an exciting infection to pass along to co-workers and relatives at the next pot luck he attends.
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