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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-12-2013, 05:26 PM

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Should you fear gods wrath now? Since you technically have sinned.
No. You are a heathen. Jesus will you throw you to hell if you don't convert to Christianity. Why on earth do you have childish ideas that laughing at heathen would be sin? After all, Jesus likes to laugh at suffering heathens.

Psalm 59:8 But thou, O Lord, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-12-2013, 05:28 PM

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Making fun of my last name is for me a hateful act.
If "Being" were really your last name, it would have been capitalized. As it stands, your username is a phrase, a partial sentence, inviting others to finish as they see fit.

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Should you fear gods wrath now? Since you technically have sinned.
Oh? Do tell. Where in the Holy Bible do you see the sin of finishing people's sentences?

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And yes I have read your post carefully and you don't answer my question: what is the point of this forum then? To hear a hundred people say yes atheists ae stupid and should not be allowed to defend their point of view.
No dear, that's just a happy perk. The point of this forum is to join together in

singing the praises of Jesus, and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn’t believe in Him, straight to Hell.

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Truth never changes indeed, that's why in all my explanations I called my poonts of view theories because that is what they are. And theories can be accepted in our world as true and some can be discussed about.

Me not being welcome here does not in the least mean that I can't be/am not allowed to be here.
How old are you, dear?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-12-2013, 07:10 PM

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Friend, this is not a debate forum. We are here to praise Jesus. Please take a look at THIS thread, which explains in more detail. If you want to whine about how misunderstood you monkey-worshipers are, then take it somewhere else.

I will thank you to cease and desist from derailing our threads, which are inspired by the Holy Ghost.
1 - if these threads are inspired by the holy ghost, then EVERYTHING that's posted here is his/its desire, no?

2 - Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study - Seriously? Creepy with a capital c, pastor...

3 - thanks for the giggle - I'm sure I'll be banned shortly but it was funny while it lasted (tell me truthfully - does the stupid burn?)
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-12-2013, 07:15 PM

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...tell me truthfully - does the stupid burn?...
Wow, aren't you the clever one?

Tell me: how would he know?


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-12-2013, 07:23 PM

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1 - if these threads are inspired by the holy ghost, then EVERYTHING that's posted here is his/its desire, no?
Logic is not your strong point, no.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-12-2013, 08:00 PM

Excuse me for not replying immediatly Mary, I was at a basketball training
Being is really my last name if you'd still be wondering. Not neglecting the fact that I state that you are hateful towards me has given me the idea that you are in fact hateful towards me.

That being said I have seen more discussion in this forum then praising and stuff, btw putting words a hundred times larger is kind of childish behavior.

'Do not judge lest ye be judged'-some guy in the bible (probably jesus)
'Love thy neighbour'- some guy in the bible (also probably jesus)
These 2 quotes together with your quote stating that heathens should be ridiculed are kind of contradicting don't you think?

Asking me how old I am is completely irrelevant, I am at the age of getting up and playing without imaginary friends. You also completely deny the facts I give you, which means to me that I am right but you are too stubborn to tell me 'you are right about that one' and the point wasn't even about religion, more about wether I should be on this page.

All this being said this STILL has nothing to do with the original thread and you obviously refuse to go back, for what reason I do not know.
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Not neglecting the fact that I state that you are hateful towards me has given me the idea that you are in fact hateful towards me.
Does anyone understand this sentence?

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'Do not judge lest ye be judged'-some guy in the bible (probably jesus)
'Love thy neighbour'- some guy in the bible (also probably jesus)
Please have the decency and respect to capitalize Jesus's name. And if you are going to quote from the Holy Bible, please take the time to quote accurately from the KJV.

Thank you.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-12-2013, 08:16 PM

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'Do not judge lest ye be judged'-some guy in the bible (probably jesus)
'Love thy neighbour'- some guy in the bible (also probably jesus)
These 2 quotes together with your quote stating that heathens should be ridiculed are kind of contradicting don't you think?
Nope. If you would take time to read the Bible yourself, you would find out that neighbor in Bible context means other Christians. Heathens are not my "neighbor" and there are in fact many occasions where God COMMANDS to destroy heathens He does not like.

Again, Matthew 7:1-5 does not say that we should not judge. It says we should be righteous in our judgement. If you would read the Bible yourself, our would notice that there are in fact many times we are commanded to judge heathens.
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'Do not judge lest ye be judged'-some guy in the bible (probably jesus)...
Read this: The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5) http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45137

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...'Love thy neighbour'- some guy in the bible (also probably jesus)...
Read this: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71358

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Not at all, when one learns what Jesus what actually saying, instead of accepting the misinterpretations so common among those who have never read the Bible (such as you).

Read the Gospels, and you'll realize just how much of His time was spent ridiculing, hectoring, and lambasting EVERYONE around Him (especially His so-called disciples) for getting just about everything wrong, all the time. Start here.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-12-2013, 08:30 PM

What if, I was actually a christian testing others.
What if I was Jesus testing you.
How could you know for sure you're judging wrongly.
Do not worry I am fully atheist and do not feel the need to change, but to change others.
All I wanted was to at least provide for once the facts instead of some story.
I have done that abd overstayed my welcome, this 'debate' is not about the post and has lost it's purpose therefor I will leave this post and on to another. Maybe one day someone will be nice to me and will listen to my words instead of throwing them down. I do not want to convert you, a lot of religious people believe in evolution or the big bang I just want you to know the truth.
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What if, I was actually a christian testing others.
What if I was Jesus testing you...
Ooooh, are we playing the "what if..." game?

What if... you weren't Biblically ignorant (a situation only you can change, by reading it for yourself)?

What if... you understood your opponent's viewpoint (by understanding, you gain the insight into what's necessary to actually change someone's mind)?

What if... you didn't just come here with the "this is what I believe because it makes sense to me and if it doesn't make sense to you it's because you're stupid" attitude that's obviously won you friends and admirers worldwide (ok, probably not)?

We wouldn't be having this conversation.


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Being is really my last name if you'd still be wondering. Not neglecting the fact that I state that you are hateful towards me has given me the idea that you are in fact hateful towards me.
I've never, in my life, forgotten to capitalize my name.

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That being said I have seen more discussion in this forum then praising and stuff, btw putting words a hundred times larger is kind of childish behavior.
We have all kinds of discussion. Why, just this morning Pastor Lowman contributed a fascinating piece to an ongoing list of unconventional ways in which the LORD shows His Love. I thought it so inspiring, I've been thinking about spinning off a thread just for that discussion. With so many clever and Spirit Led True Christians™ here, I'm sure we could get a wonderful discussion going on about God's miraculous contributions to the human experience!

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'Do not judge lest ye be judged'-some guy in the bible (probably jesus)
'Love thy neighbour'- some guy in the bible (also probably jesus)
These 2 quotes together with your quote stating that heathens should be ridiculed are kind of contradicting don't you think?
No, I don't think that because I know what the Bible actually says.

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Asking me how old I am is completely irrelevant, I am at the age of getting up and playing without imaginary friends. You also completely deny the facts I give you, which means to me that I am right but you are too stubborn to tell me 'you are right about that one' and the point wasn't even about religion, more about wether I should be on this page.

All this being said this STILL has nothing to do with the original thread and you obviously refuse to go back, for what reason I do not know.
So I'm guessing... 15? 14?

You're pretty articulate for a child, but your impatience gives you away.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2013, 02:21 AM

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What if, I was actually a christian testing others.
What if I was Jesus testing you.
How could you know for sure you're judging wrongly.
Do not worry I am fully atheist and do not feel the need to change, but to change others.
All I wanted was to at least provide for once the facts instead of some story.
I have done that abd overstayed my welcome, this 'debate' is not about the post and has lost it's purpose therefor I will leave this post and on to another. Maybe one day someone will be nice to me and will listen to my words instead of throwing them down. I do not want to convert you, a lot of religious people believe in evolution or the big bang I just want you to know the truth.
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2013, 02:28 AM

As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

'Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!'

I can pick up a Koran just as easily as you can pick up a bible... CHECKMATE CHRISTIAN! LOOKS LIKE ALLAH EXISTS!

'Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense! '

We didn't evolve from gorillas, sir. The 'monkeys' that we evolved from no longer exist because we evolved from them. You may believe me to be deluded, but honestly, if you had any idea what evolution even was, you'd recognize that this argument is laughably stupid.

'Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!'

It must be so comforting to you to know that you have a widely-recognized un-falsifiable answer to everything! Good thing that your deity is all-knowing, since humans aren't.
What if I believe that a gigantic, omnipresent unicorn created the universe? I'd be just as comfortable and self-satisfied as you are that my opinion is right and I wouldn't need to listen to reason because this unicorn would tell me that I don't have to.

'Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?'

There is not even a word for how stupid this point is. I'm not even sure how to express my exasperation and amusement.
To fit two of every dinosaur on a wooden boat would be impossible. You'd need something a lot stronger than wood and a much bigger boat than one man could make on his own. That is only the beginning of a long rant I could post, but unfortunately I'm not sure how to make it simple enough for you to understand.

'Checkmate - Atheist!'
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2013, 02:32 AM

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As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

'Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!'

I can pick up a Koran just as easily as you can pick up a bible... CHECKMATE CHRISTIAN! LOOKS LIKE ALLAH EXISTS!

'Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense! '

We didn't evolve from gorillas, sir. The 'monkeys' that we evolved from no longer exist because we evolved from them. You may believe me to be deluded, but honestly, if you had any idea what evolution even was, you'd recognize that this argument is laughably stupid.

'Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!'

It must be so comforting to you to know that you have a widely-recognized un-falsifiable answer to everything! Good thing that your deity is all-knowing, since humans aren't.
What if I believe that a gigantic, omnipresent unicorn created the universe? I'd be just as comfortable and self-satisfied as you are that my opinion is right and I wouldn't need to listen to reason because this unicorn would tell me that I don't have to.

'Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?'

There is not even a word for how stupid this point is. I'm not even sure how to express my exasperation and amusement.
To fit two of every dinosaur on a wooden boat would be impossible. You'd need something a lot stronger than wood and a much bigger boat than one man could make on his own. That is only the beginning of a long rant I could post, but unfortunately I'm not sure how to make it simple enough for you to understand.

'Checkmate - Atheist!'
Lol.
tl;dr

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I can pick up a Koran just as easily as you can pick up a bible... CHECKMATE CHRISTIAN! LOOKS LIKE ALLAH EXISTS!
Have you ever read the qur'an?

Didn't think so. You would have to be a complete retard to believe allah exists because of that hate speech.



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We didn't evolve from gorillas, sir. The 'monkeys' that we evolved from no longer exist because we evolved from them. You may believe me to be deluded, but honestly, if you had any idea what evolution even was, you'd recognize that this argument is laughably stupid.
I try not to read secular scripture, our Pastors know what they're talking about, and that's good enough for me.

You obviously don't know what you're talking about, making you the laughably stupid one.

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It must be so comforting to you to know that you have a widely-recognized un-falsifiable answer to everything! ****incoherent nonsense deleted****
It is, I sleep well at night knowing that Gods' got my back. Hows' your slumber in the indifferent universe?


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To fit two of every dinosaur on a wooden boat would be impossible. You'd need something a lot stronger than wood and a much bigger boat than one man could make on his own.
It was a really big boat, and Noah's sons pitched in too.

CHECKMATE...again. You really should read the entire thread, your idiotic "points" have already been discussed and successfully refuted.

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That is only the beginning of a long rant I could post, but unfortunately I'm not sure how to make it simple enough for you to understand.
If it's anything like the above, could you just give us the synopsis of how it went? Your diatribe is tired and overused.

How about you come up with some new material, and stop simply regurgitating every trite argument you hear on NPR?

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2013, 03:33 AM

I have been personally offended by what you are saying. You're calling us 'stupid' because we believe in facts that can be proven rather than a book that somebody is making a LOT of money off of. Anyways, as for everything in the bible being 100% true. I have never heard of a talking snake anywhere except in cartoons and in the bible.
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I have been personally offended by what you are saying. You're calling us 'stupid' because we believe in facts that can be proven rather than a book that somebody is making a LOT of money off of. Anyways, as for everything in the bible being 100% true. I have never heard of a talking snake anywhere except in cartoons and in the bible.

So here's a question, kind of off topic...do you think that Jesus lead you here to persecute us for our beliefs, or is getting you some Bible Study the more likely reason?

(I'll give you a hint, Jesus fully endorses the Bible in it's entirety)

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2013, 03:58 AM

Please, show me ACTUAL EVIDENCE that anything in the bible is true.
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Please, show me ACTUAL EVIDENCE that anything in the bible is true.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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