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An old soul
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
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Affirm your straightness on 1/1/2018 -
01-01-2018, 12:33 PM
I hereby affirm in front of my brothers in Christ a binding resolution for 2018 that I will remain straight and will not seek out male-on-male romance either in person or online, including downloading images of chicks with dicks because they are still men. Join with me brothers.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Affirm your straightness on 1/1/2018 -
01-01-2018, 03:51 PM
Well done, Doc! Of course, I don't have to affirm anything, nor does the Donald, as it is unthinkable that the best friends of the Manliest Man ever, and I mean Jezus, could be weirdo sodomites. However, I'm gonna make my Filipino houseboys affirm their male gender to me on a daily basis this year until I'm fully satisfied with their services! It might take months or the whole year of course.
This is a good start to 2018 and I urge y'all True Christian™ men to affirm this. It'll gain you some nice covfefe kudos and I'm accepting your tithes, also.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Affirm your straightness on 1/1/2018 -
01-01-2018, 09:40 PM
I believe there is certainly no need for me to make such an affirmation. My work with men has been noted on these forums many times, and I can shout to the heavens that I have found satisfaction seeing them on their knees in front of me.
However, since Pastor Zeke encourages such a statement, I will add my voice to the men who are proud to stand straight and tall, with only the weaker gender on my mind as a potential mate should the Lord God deem it necessary for me to make such a step in the distant future (for procreation only).
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Landover Senior Outreach Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
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Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
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Re: Affirm your straightness on 1/1/2018 -
01-02-2018, 04:24 AM
I can affirm that I am in my 23rd year of non-gayness, praise Jesus!
Of course, there have been times that I have been weak, and my thoughts turned to my previous addiction to the male rectum and genitalia. Often with lurid recollections of the predatory life I lived; as an innocent stranger struggled to free himself from my grasp, but I pinned him down and had my way with him.
Not all encounters were violent; plenty of sissies out there that embraced me as I mounted them and sowed my filthy seed, deep inside their bowels.
But it was WRONG and God forgave me of my sin of homo-rectal intercoursing.
2018 WILL be fag-free!
In Him.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Toilet Biter
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Posts: 275
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: The great land of the USA!
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Re: Affirm your straightness on 1/1/2018 -
01-03-2018, 12:48 AM
I used to be a faggot years ago. I am currently 11 years strong being gag free. I still thank Brother Porter for helping me overcome the gay when I would visit his cabin to pray it away. Being a faggot took its toll on me. I lost many a tooth from the gay way. I hope now to make it to year 12 by the grace of God.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Affirm your straightness on 1/1/2018 -
01-03-2018, 02:51 PM
I was never a gay guy, so I am not a prodigal son regarding my rectum abuse.
Nevertheless, I was a male follower of the Catholic Church, which is the closest thing to being gay that exists.
So I hereby declare myself free from gayness AND catholicism in 2018! PRAISE THE LORD!!!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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