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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
I am not gay but this horrible guy just send me a message. Either I pay him or he will tell God I am gay so God sends me to hell. What does the Bible say about this can one person really tell God bad stuff about me? And how do I know God doesn't at least now has a little bit of worry about this even thought he knows I'm not gay.
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Titus, my Brother,
Jeremiah 1:5 tells us that God knew us even before He placed you in your mother's naughty private place. He knew the very sperm cell that carried you to unite with the egg, resulting in the miracle of life seconds later. I can picture Jesus surfing along, making sure that the other spermatozins were dying off or missing the mark, and then pushing you inside the egg at just the right moment. Now, do you think if He knew you back then, that He would not know you completely today?
Rest your weary soul, my dear friend. Just as you can't walk into a courtroom and accuse someone falsely and expect to prevail, it is much more difficult to convince God of something since He knows everything. I am aware of many things relative to the homer "problem" through my brave ministry to them not only in South America, but in many of the homer establishments in Godless New York City, where I try to bring men to their knees on an almost daily basis. (PRAISE GOD, I am usually successful!)
I can therefore tell through your spirit communing with mine that you are most certainly not a homer. HAVE FAITH IN GOD! He knows your heart (Psalm 44:21) (Acts 15:8) and has made you His Child. He isn't going to be fooled by some idiot you talked to in some gay chat room. So relax. We'll be throwing our crowns at Jesus feet one day soon (Revelation 4:10-11)
Your Fellow Servant of Jesus,
BrotherLarry